Chapter 2
"So you take the two and carry the four...." the substitute teacher droned on about math problems and Duo was getting quite bored with this. Smiling he reached into his desk and pulled out a small stack of paper airplanes. Duo was really good at them, if you threw them right, they would last at least a minute in the air. Smiling Duo took aim while the teacher had turned around and threw. It flew nicely and floated right around the sub's head. Everyone burst out laughing at this. The teacher spun around and demanded to know what was going on. His movement caused the plane to drop and poke him in the eye. He began to scream and looked up. With only one working eye all he saw was a white form whizzing around his head, and then........
"ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in horror and ran out screaming and holding a hand to his watering eye.
"Way to go Duo!" Wufei said giving him a high five. Trowa snickered and said
"That's a record. 2 teachers in ONE day! Awesome!"
"Thank you!" He said standing up and bowing. That's when the principal walked in.
"Would you mind explaining to me why your substitute ran past my office screaming about ALIENS!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Dunno, he was a bit weird though. Kept talking about something like- Mr. Colts!!! You have a bee in your hair!!!" Duo suddenly screamed. The man ran a hand over his head while dancing on the spot screaming
"GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Then realizing something he set his foot down and scowled.
"MAXWELL!!!!!!!!" Duo yiped and covered his ears. Smiling at the principal he muttered all innocence
"Oh, right you don't HAVE any hair." Once more the class was reduced to laughing and the man scowled.
"Detention Maxwell!!" he said pulling the boy out of the room.
"Great! I hope Mrs. Tertian is there! Sometimes she gives out candy when I'm there. She and I have become good friends you know." Duo said happily as he exited the door.
"That's cause she sees you more then she sees her HUSBAND!!" Wufei screamed at his retreating back. After they got another teacher (apparently the other one wasn't able to see) the class went on and as the sub began to teach science the bell rang ending the school day.
"So what are you going to do tonight?" Treize inquired of Zechs.
"Dunno, probably going to the movies with Noin."
"Oh boy... I thought you guys were going to break up?" Duo said as he walked beside them.
"Nah."
"That's like the what? Fifth time they've tried? Geez, they'll probably DIE together." Hilde muttered as she trotted ahead. Zechs stuck a tongue out and looked back at Treize
"What about you?"
"Homework. My mom's gonna kill me when she sees my test mark." He replied sadly.
"What?! You got 99%!!" Duo screamed.
"99 is NOT 100" he replied steadily.
"Trade you!" Duo said offering his test. Treize looked at it and snorted.
"What the hell did you DO?!" Zechs screamed aloud as he read Duo's test. "Didn't study huh?"
"What was your first clue?" Treize drawled. "That he put 'Betty Crocker' as the first woman to fly?"
"Shut UP!" Duo growled.
"Heero!!" A voice called out.
"Oh shit!!!!!" The youth screamed and dove into the bushes.
Relena came running up and looked around.
"Where'd my beloved Heero go?" She asked looking disappointed.
"Why, he went- GAK!" Quatra began when Duo choked him by pulling on the hood of his jacket.
"He went that way! Towards the mall. I think he was going to look for a-a flower bouquet! Yeah, a flower bouquet." Duo said panicky and pointed south.
"Thanks Duo!" She yelled happily and ran off.
"Totally ignoring the fact that the mall is in the west." Hilde muttered.
"It worked." Trowa said simply.
"She gone yet?" Heero asked quietly peeking out of the bushes.
"Yeah, Geez Quatra! Don't you have brains?! You don't tell Relena, Heero's in the hiding understand!?"
"Sorry." Quatra said looking down. Then he looked at Heero. "And you might want to get out of that bush."
"Why?" Heero demanded.
"Because it's Poison Ivy." He remarked.
"YIKE!" Heero screamed and leapt out of the bush scraping the leaves off.
"Don't scratch or you'll make the rashes worse!" Duo called at his fleeing friend. "Later guys." He waved to them and ran after the screaming boy.
"Just when it can't get worse, it does." Wufei muttered shaking his head.
"Whatever. Later." Hilde muttered and ran off in the direction of Duo. The others said their goodbye and Trowa walked home, Quatra walking beside him. They live in the same neighborhood. Treize went off to the rich part of town, that's where his mansion was. Zechs trudged away with Noin at his side. Wufei walked home alone.
"I need a friend." The Chinese boy said miserably.
"HI!" A young boy with really spiky hair came up beside Wufei. His blue eyes shone with mischief.
"Who are y- HEY!" Wufei began but was cut short as he was run over by a girl with matching blue eyes and reddish brown hair.
"Na na!!" She called.
"HEY!" A boy followed her with silver hair and turquoise eyes.
"Sorry about that." The brown haired youth with spiky hair said giving Wufei a hand up.
"Name's Sora, that's Riku the guy with the silver hair, and Kairi is the girl who ran you over. What's your name?"
Disclaimer: Not mine. So SCREW OFF lawyers!!!
Lawyers: Verbal assault. We're charging you.
Starlet: DOH! Anyway I know, I brought kingdom hearts into this!! Watch and see who else I bring in! Hint: I'm also bringing in a very touchy guardian, a girl with a staff, a boy who's a descendant of someone powerful, and a girl with an issue on all of them.
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HELL!! I'll just tell you!
It's CARDCAPTORS!!!!!!!!!! Join Li, Sakura, Kero, and Meiling! In the next chappie!!!
"So you take the two and carry the four...." the substitute teacher droned on about math problems and Duo was getting quite bored with this. Smiling he reached into his desk and pulled out a small stack of paper airplanes. Duo was really good at them, if you threw them right, they would last at least a minute in the air. Smiling Duo took aim while the teacher had turned around and threw. It flew nicely and floated right around the sub's head. Everyone burst out laughing at this. The teacher spun around and demanded to know what was going on. His movement caused the plane to drop and poke him in the eye. He began to scream and looked up. With only one working eye all he saw was a white form whizzing around his head, and then........
"ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in horror and ran out screaming and holding a hand to his watering eye.
"Way to go Duo!" Wufei said giving him a high five. Trowa snickered and said
"That's a record. 2 teachers in ONE day! Awesome!"
"Thank you!" He said standing up and bowing. That's when the principal walked in.
"Would you mind explaining to me why your substitute ran past my office screaming about ALIENS!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Dunno, he was a bit weird though. Kept talking about something like- Mr. Colts!!! You have a bee in your hair!!!" Duo suddenly screamed. The man ran a hand over his head while dancing on the spot screaming
"GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Then realizing something he set his foot down and scowled.
"MAXWELL!!!!!!!!" Duo yiped and covered his ears. Smiling at the principal he muttered all innocence
"Oh, right you don't HAVE any hair." Once more the class was reduced to laughing and the man scowled.
"Detention Maxwell!!" he said pulling the boy out of the room.
"Great! I hope Mrs. Tertian is there! Sometimes she gives out candy when I'm there. She and I have become good friends you know." Duo said happily as he exited the door.
"That's cause she sees you more then she sees her HUSBAND!!" Wufei screamed at his retreating back. After they got another teacher (apparently the other one wasn't able to see) the class went on and as the sub began to teach science the bell rang ending the school day.
"So what are you going to do tonight?" Treize inquired of Zechs.
"Dunno, probably going to the movies with Noin."
"Oh boy... I thought you guys were going to break up?" Duo said as he walked beside them.
"Nah."
"That's like the what? Fifth time they've tried? Geez, they'll probably DIE together." Hilde muttered as she trotted ahead. Zechs stuck a tongue out and looked back at Treize
"What about you?"
"Homework. My mom's gonna kill me when she sees my test mark." He replied sadly.
"What?! You got 99%!!" Duo screamed.
"99 is NOT 100" he replied steadily.
"Trade you!" Duo said offering his test. Treize looked at it and snorted.
"What the hell did you DO?!" Zechs screamed aloud as he read Duo's test. "Didn't study huh?"
"What was your first clue?" Treize drawled. "That he put 'Betty Crocker' as the first woman to fly?"
"Shut UP!" Duo growled.
"Heero!!" A voice called out.
"Oh shit!!!!!" The youth screamed and dove into the bushes.
Relena came running up and looked around.
"Where'd my beloved Heero go?" She asked looking disappointed.
"Why, he went- GAK!" Quatra began when Duo choked him by pulling on the hood of his jacket.
"He went that way! Towards the mall. I think he was going to look for a-a flower bouquet! Yeah, a flower bouquet." Duo said panicky and pointed south.
"Thanks Duo!" She yelled happily and ran off.
"Totally ignoring the fact that the mall is in the west." Hilde muttered.
"It worked." Trowa said simply.
"She gone yet?" Heero asked quietly peeking out of the bushes.
"Yeah, Geez Quatra! Don't you have brains?! You don't tell Relena, Heero's in the hiding understand!?"
"Sorry." Quatra said looking down. Then he looked at Heero. "And you might want to get out of that bush."
"Why?" Heero demanded.
"Because it's Poison Ivy." He remarked.
"YIKE!" Heero screamed and leapt out of the bush scraping the leaves off.
"Don't scratch or you'll make the rashes worse!" Duo called at his fleeing friend. "Later guys." He waved to them and ran after the screaming boy.
"Just when it can't get worse, it does." Wufei muttered shaking his head.
"Whatever. Later." Hilde muttered and ran off in the direction of Duo. The others said their goodbye and Trowa walked home, Quatra walking beside him. They live in the same neighborhood. Treize went off to the rich part of town, that's where his mansion was. Zechs trudged away with Noin at his side. Wufei walked home alone.
"I need a friend." The Chinese boy said miserably.
"HI!" A young boy with really spiky hair came up beside Wufei. His blue eyes shone with mischief.
"Who are y- HEY!" Wufei began but was cut short as he was run over by a girl with matching blue eyes and reddish brown hair.
"Na na!!" She called.
"HEY!" A boy followed her with silver hair and turquoise eyes.
"Sorry about that." The brown haired youth with spiky hair said giving Wufei a hand up.
"Name's Sora, that's Riku the guy with the silver hair, and Kairi is the girl who ran you over. What's your name?"
Disclaimer: Not mine. So SCREW OFF lawyers!!!
Lawyers: Verbal assault. We're charging you.
Starlet: DOH! Anyway I know, I brought kingdom hearts into this!! Watch and see who else I bring in! Hint: I'm also bringing in a very touchy guardian, a girl with a staff, a boy who's a descendant of someone powerful, and a girl with an issue on all of them.
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***
****
*****
******
*****
****
***
**
*
HELL!! I'll just tell you!
It's CARDCAPTORS!!!!!!!!!! Join Li, Sakura, Kero, and Meiling! In the next chappie!!!