There's something about Mary.
Really.
Chapter the Two: Next...they want to bloody kill each other off, but simply Just CAN'T.
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Ready for some more Mary?...
Read on... When Kouji falls in love with Mary. [Much later]
When everyone got to know Mary better. Although it hadn't even been five minutes through the lesson, the lunch bell rang. The innocent children who had learnt absolutely nothing and were victim to this phenomenon didn't really care and rushed over to Mary sue to ask her questions that would greatly satisfy their inner-self.
'Is the Eiffel Tower made of spaghetti?' asked Takeshi. 'Can I see the Eiffel Tower if I do this?' asked Takeshi again, stuffing his toe into his right nostril and jabbing his belly button.
'Are you my mother?'
'Would you like me if I shaved my teeth?'
'Are you God?'
'NO!!! You're Sarah Jessica Parker!!!!'
Mary Sue giggled and the innocent children suddenly and abruptly remained silent to take in her wonderful angelic peals of laughter. It echoed like a waterfall, fluttered like a butterfly, buzzed like a bee, flew like a flying monkey, nagged like the president and finally got etched in their brains, which then inspired them to clean their rooms, do their homework, pay attention in class, respect their elders and contribute to world peace.
Only Kouji was not affected, he knew that Mary was just like everyone else. Oh, yes he knew...
He then wondered why no one had crowded around him like that on his first day, which quite provoked a funny feeling in his stomach.
Kouji swore as he passed Mary on his way out of the classroom.
'What's Kouji's problem?' asked Toshi irritably because he had a crush on Mary and hoped that Mary had one on him too. She didn't, too bad for him. Toshi probably didn't know this but Kouji was starting his OOC process.
'Peace.' Said Mary like how a miss Universe candidate would when faced with a Complex question, like 'What do you think of chewing gum?' then flashed Toshi a smile, and though she would've liked very much to slap Kouji silly, she stayed rooted to the ground and continued smiling.
Kouji made a beeline for the bathroom. No, Kouji made a beeline for the girl's bathroom and as he had already grown accustomed to the school layout, really and honestly did not know how he had ended up there. He was not aware a damn bit that it was the girl's bathroom because he must have put his bandana on a bit too tightly this morning and perhaps it had affected his brain.
But, It was actually Mary Sue who was breaking into his defenses and making him prone to errors but they were both blissfully unaware of that for a fact.
His dropping in had caused a reaction from Izumi who was undoing a wedgie. She screamed, as every girl would, only that she screamed without any sort of sudden hormonal surge unlike those from the K.F.C [Kouji Fan Club]. She just screamed for the sake of it and because she liked sake. [Is that a Pun?!?! I feel stupid]
Kouji knew what was happening, OH...HE SURE DID, he had seen this on Television countless times. He must have entered a parallel world in which fishes sang and people were slaves to peanut butter and Mickey Mouse.
Suddenly, his surroundings blinded him; he held his hands up in a very dramatic manner to shield his eyes and after a while, peeked from beneath only to be faced with four walls full of stars and sparkly pink glitter and peanut butter.
People in the parallel world have awful taste. Thought Kouji. I wonder if I'm Madonna in this world...
Meanwhile, Izumi had been screaming for at least two minutes [while Kouji was having his terrible muse] without pausing for a break because she still had this affinity for sake.
Kouji ignored her sickeningly shrill bawly like shriek and rushed into a cubicle as his stomach prompted him to do so.
Izumi then, realising that he had not much of a reaction to her bawly like shriek, ran out into the hallway and hollered what was to be Kouji's downfall.
'KOUJI'S IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!!!!'
THAT, caught everyone's attention, at least those within ten meters of her, however Mary Sue who was in class about eight miles away managed to hear Izumi's cry of distress because she was of a Mary Sue species.
Not knowing why herself, Mary rushed out to the scene of crime with the whole class tagging along. This was going to be good...thought a triumphant Mary in another one of her classically weird and sudden mood swings.
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A/N: I lacked the muse. I really did. If you felt it sucked, feel free to flame...and once again, Please forgive any wrong use of English and grammar and whatsit...
EURO 2004!!! BWAHAHA!!!