Chapter 2
Opening doors of the Rabbits House.
"So we get in bye?" Lily chuckled and grabbed her breasts and turned to James. "Give 'em a turn Potter I AM a door after all." James went pale. So did the others "we....we have to take and turn..?" James stammered. Lily nodded "you DO want to go out with me right? Or don't you." "YES!" James walked forward to here as if a child learning to walk no one said anything. This for a marauder was like having sex with a teacher it could not be done. Lily took James's hands and placed them on her chest "now turn" James did as he was told.
Once that happened lily was on one side of the door and they open to a bright sunny outer field. "Wow Pretty!" Sirius exclaimed Remus Jumped "Hey look it's Dumbledore!" It was really He seemed to be out side looking for some one or something. The Marauders kept close not to alarm their senile headmaster. Sirius picked up a stick and turned to the others "cranky Look at the ears on that one! Now crew don't make a sound maybe he doesn't see us so we can get a better peak!" Dumbledore turned and spotted the marauders but Remus stood out to him in particular
"Why MaryAnn! What are you doing out here girl?!" the other three marauders fell into fits of giggles. Remus walked up to him "professor I'm not a girl so I'M not MaryAnn..." Dumbledore hit Remus in the back of his head "You girl now go get my sorting hat now!" He shoved Remus inside the Bright pink bunny covered cottage. "Fine I'll get your bloody hat." he snarled as he left claw marks up the wall and banister.
Remus opened a room leading into a large master bed room he looked around no hat but he did find a plate of chocolate chip cookies with the words Eat Me magically glowing on them. He was hungry because he skipped breakfast that day so he happily ate it and looked around lazily. Remus stopped by snapping out of his daze he looked he's arms were out one of the windows he ended up feeling the first floor below him crush underneath his weight Remus gasped his head was pushing so hard ageist the ceiling he thought his skull would spilt. "Stupidly I closed the door" Remus said as his right foot was forcing it's self out of the room.
Dumbledore was pacing and finally walked into the house with Sirius fallowing, "MaryAnn!" Dumbledore called and walked up the stairs. "Moony did you get lost?" Sirius called and laughed, "I mean MaryAnn!" He called sheepishly. Dumbledore was opening his door to the bedroom as he saw it budge. Sirius's jaw dropped. "Uh maybe you shouldn't do that..." Sirius warned. Too late. Dumbledore opened it and out came Remus's 10 foot high right foot and leg bursting down the stairs catching Dumbledore and Sirius who were now in each other's arms screaming like little girls.
"So we get in bye?" Lily chuckled and grabbed her breasts and turned to James. "Give 'em a turn Potter I AM a door after all." James went pale. So did the others "we....we have to take and turn..?" James stammered. Lily nodded "you DO want to go out with me right? Or don't you." "YES!" James walked forward to here as if a child learning to walk no one said anything. This for a marauder was like having sex with a teacher it could not be done. Lily took James's hands and placed them on her chest "now turn" James did as he was told.
Once that happened lily was on one side of the door and they open to a bright sunny outer field. "Wow Pretty!" Sirius exclaimed Remus Jumped "Hey look it's Dumbledore!" It was really He seemed to be out side looking for some one or something. The Marauders kept close not to alarm their senile headmaster. Sirius picked up a stick and turned to the others "cranky Look at the ears on that one! Now crew don't make a sound maybe he doesn't see us so we can get a better peak!" Dumbledore turned and spotted the marauders but Remus stood out to him in particular
"Why MaryAnn! What are you doing out here girl?!" the other three marauders fell into fits of giggles. Remus walked up to him "professor I'm not a girl so I'M not MaryAnn..." Dumbledore hit Remus in the back of his head "You girl now go get my sorting hat now!" He shoved Remus inside the Bright pink bunny covered cottage. "Fine I'll get your bloody hat." he snarled as he left claw marks up the wall and banister.
Remus opened a room leading into a large master bed room he looked around no hat but he did find a plate of chocolate chip cookies with the words Eat Me magically glowing on them. He was hungry because he skipped breakfast that day so he happily ate it and looked around lazily. Remus stopped by snapping out of his daze he looked he's arms were out one of the windows he ended up feeling the first floor below him crush underneath his weight Remus gasped his head was pushing so hard ageist the ceiling he thought his skull would spilt. "Stupidly I closed the door" Remus said as his right foot was forcing it's self out of the room.
Dumbledore was pacing and finally walked into the house with Sirius fallowing, "MaryAnn!" Dumbledore called and walked up the stairs. "Moony did you get lost?" Sirius called and laughed, "I mean MaryAnn!" He called sheepishly. Dumbledore was opening his door to the bedroom as he saw it budge. Sirius's jaw dropped. "Uh maybe you shouldn't do that..." Sirius warned. Too late. Dumbledore opened it and out came Remus's 10 foot high right foot and leg bursting down the stairs catching Dumbledore and Sirius who were now in each other's arms screaming like little girls.