Chapter something.
It was lunch time, and *surprisingly* enough Relena was sitting next to Heero (Yeah right), trying to get closer to him then his spandex (If humanly possible) Heero on the other hand was trying to get as far away from her, possibly to the other side of the galaxy. (Once more if humanly possible.). Duo was enjoying his lunch which was oddly enough wriggling.
"Duo. What's in you lunch?" Quatra asked quietly.
"Just my pet tapeworm George!" Duo replied happily as Quatra quickly sidled away from the braided youth.
"You have a tapeworm?" Wufei demanded. Duo nodded enthusiastically.
"I was just joking, what I have here is a few garter snakes from my back yard." Duo corrected happily and pulled one out of his bag. Wufei jumped away completely forgetting about his sushi.
"Whatcha gonna do?" Trowa asked, the brown haired youth was rather unmoved. Duo smiled with a touch of evil.
"Guess." He replied and walked over to Heero's table where he was currently trying to remove his arm from Relena's death grip. His arm was looking rather pale due to the fact no blood was circulating. Trowa raised an eyebrow while Wufei was watching intently.
"HE WOULDN'T!" Wufei yelled.
"He would." Trowa replied with a small smirk.
"Oh dear." Quatra muttered. Duo walked up behind Relena and carefully placed the snake next to her unknowing hand. He walked back a few steps and waited diligently. It was about five minutes before Relena noticed the cold scales on her arm. And when she did. . . . . . .
"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero yelped and covered his ears with his now free arms. Duo had anticipated this and so did the other GW boys. All of their ears were now promptly stuffed with napkins, all they could hear were little tiny shrieks. The other residents of the lunch room were however not so lucky.
"Milliardo! Your sister is bonkers!" Treize screamed.
"She's NOT my sister!" Zechs yelled back.
"Someone got any aspirin?" Noin asked rather loudly.
~~~
"How did you get me into this?" Wufei demanded. Duo shrugged.
"SSSSHHHHH!" The secretary hissed at Wufei, the secretary in . . . . . . the principle's office. EEP! Quatra was rather huffy about the whole ordeal.
"But I didn't do a thing!" He hissed at Duo. Duo sighed.
"Facts of life Quatra, all the grown-ups hate kids. Especially pre-teens." Quatra sniffed a bit.
"Oh stop crying." Wufei said rather angry.
"I'm not." Quatra replied rather thoughtfully. "Do you smell smoke?" The other's began to sniff the air.
"You know. He's right. There is something burning . . . ." Duo said quietly.
"That. . .is. . . .IT!" The principle yelled walking through the door, they had located the smell of the burning. The principle's clothes were now smoking and rather charred.
"It was an ACCIDENT!" Sora yelled loudly.
"What happened?" Trowa asked his classmate.
"Threw a fire spell at Riku." The brown haired youth replied quickly.
"I deflected it and it hit the prince." Riku replied.
"Prince?" Quatra asked wondering.
"PRINCIPAL!" the others yelled. Quatra cowered.
"Okay, okay!" He muttered.
"Magic spells, keyblades, swords. What else is there?!"
"It was a KATANA!" Wufei yelled out.
"How's about guns?" A voice asked quietly. Everyone stared at the door where a gruff teacher held a boy by the collar.
"I don't see what's the big deal anyways." Max proclaimed. (The one from Dark cloud. Not Beyblade.)
"And another sword." The teacher added. Everyone suddenly noticed Monica behind her.
"What?!" She demanded as everyone stared at her.
"Actually Mister, if you checked with every student here, you'd find that they all had a weapon." Duo proclaimed.
"Name 10 students." The principle hissed. Duo smirked and held up his fingers.
"Sakura has her staff." He ticked down a finger. "Li has his sword." Another finger went down. "From the honor class, Squall has his Gunblade." One more finger. "Tidus has his sword. Sora has his keyblade. So does Riku. That's what now?"
"6." Trowa declared.
"Wufei has his sword."
"Katana."
"Katana, pardon. Vincent has his gun. Yuffie has her ninja stars. Irvine has his gun. That's ten right?" The principle was reduced to a gaping man. Monica sniggered and Max chuckled. Duo was grinning like a maniac, Quatra was looking exasperated while Wufei and Trowa were downright laughing.
"Holy crap! I'm not running a school! I'm running a military base!" The man yelled and ran into his office yelling. Duo broke out in hysterical tears and laughed. Monica loosed the teachers grip and ran off, Max in tow.
"We rock!" Duo yelled out in triumph.
"Er . . . . . .Super Intendant Brutal?" The secretary spoke into the phone. Duo had a suspicion that she was talking to the head of the school board. "I believe we shall be needing a new Principle, and actually a new STAFF for this school." Duo snickered and ran out the door, Wufei and the others in tow.
"Mr. Maxwell!" The principal yelled out. Duo stopped. The others ran on.
"Oh shit." Duo muttered a turned around to find a red faced and very angry principal.
~~~
"It's almost been more then HALF a day and the teacher is still not here." Sakura muttered. Meiling and Li had taken to practice dueling in front of the class. Zachary was trying to talk Eli into dropping a bucket of paint on Rida's head, Nikki and Chelsea were simply talking. Dorothy and Relena however. . . . . .
"Owww. . . . . . . ." Relena muttered holding some ice to her sore head.
"Oh Miss. Relena! Are you all right?!" Dorothy yelled as she checked her heroine over for injuries.
"Relena? Who's Relena?"
~~~
"Got chewed out by the principal didn't you?" Trowa asked Duo as the youth sat down at the table.
"How'd you know?"
"You have that 'I hate that stupid principal' look written all over your face."
"SHUDAP!"
~~~
"You know, I don't think that Heero guy likes me." Zell muttered as he was tied by his foot to the ceiling. "Um . . . . Heero? Hey buddy, how long you gonna keep me like this?" Zell called out. No one in the class wanted to help him for two main reasons. One; they didn't want to help him. Two; those that did would be shot by Heero.
"Where the heck did you get a gun?!" Rinoa asked looking awed. Heero shrugged and gave a one word reply.
"Internet."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh."
Disclaimer: Not mine.
It was lunch time, and *surprisingly* enough Relena was sitting next to Heero (Yeah right), trying to get closer to him then his spandex (If humanly possible) Heero on the other hand was trying to get as far away from her, possibly to the other side of the galaxy. (Once more if humanly possible.). Duo was enjoying his lunch which was oddly enough wriggling.
"Duo. What's in you lunch?" Quatra asked quietly.
"Just my pet tapeworm George!" Duo replied happily as Quatra quickly sidled away from the braided youth.
"You have a tapeworm?" Wufei demanded. Duo nodded enthusiastically.
"I was just joking, what I have here is a few garter snakes from my back yard." Duo corrected happily and pulled one out of his bag. Wufei jumped away completely forgetting about his sushi.
"Whatcha gonna do?" Trowa asked, the brown haired youth was rather unmoved. Duo smiled with a touch of evil.
"Guess." He replied and walked over to Heero's table where he was currently trying to remove his arm from Relena's death grip. His arm was looking rather pale due to the fact no blood was circulating. Trowa raised an eyebrow while Wufei was watching intently.
"HE WOULDN'T!" Wufei yelled.
"He would." Trowa replied with a small smirk.
"Oh dear." Quatra muttered. Duo walked up behind Relena and carefully placed the snake next to her unknowing hand. He walked back a few steps and waited diligently. It was about five minutes before Relena noticed the cold scales on her arm. And when she did. . . . . . .
"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero yelped and covered his ears with his now free arms. Duo had anticipated this and so did the other GW boys. All of their ears were now promptly stuffed with napkins, all they could hear were little tiny shrieks. The other residents of the lunch room were however not so lucky.
"Milliardo! Your sister is bonkers!" Treize screamed.
"She's NOT my sister!" Zechs yelled back.
"Someone got any aspirin?" Noin asked rather loudly.
~~~
"How did you get me into this?" Wufei demanded. Duo shrugged.
"SSSSHHHHH!" The secretary hissed at Wufei, the secretary in . . . . . . the principle's office. EEP! Quatra was rather huffy about the whole ordeal.
"But I didn't do a thing!" He hissed at Duo. Duo sighed.
"Facts of life Quatra, all the grown-ups hate kids. Especially pre-teens." Quatra sniffed a bit.
"Oh stop crying." Wufei said rather angry.
"I'm not." Quatra replied rather thoughtfully. "Do you smell smoke?" The other's began to sniff the air.
"You know. He's right. There is something burning . . . ." Duo said quietly.
"That. . .is. . . .IT!" The principle yelled walking through the door, they had located the smell of the burning. The principle's clothes were now smoking and rather charred.
"It was an ACCIDENT!" Sora yelled loudly.
"What happened?" Trowa asked his classmate.
"Threw a fire spell at Riku." The brown haired youth replied quickly.
"I deflected it and it hit the prince." Riku replied.
"Prince?" Quatra asked wondering.
"PRINCIPAL!" the others yelled. Quatra cowered.
"Okay, okay!" He muttered.
"Magic spells, keyblades, swords. What else is there?!"
"It was a KATANA!" Wufei yelled out.
"How's about guns?" A voice asked quietly. Everyone stared at the door where a gruff teacher held a boy by the collar.
"I don't see what's the big deal anyways." Max proclaimed. (The one from Dark cloud. Not Beyblade.)
"And another sword." The teacher added. Everyone suddenly noticed Monica behind her.
"What?!" She demanded as everyone stared at her.
"Actually Mister, if you checked with every student here, you'd find that they all had a weapon." Duo proclaimed.
"Name 10 students." The principle hissed. Duo smirked and held up his fingers.
"Sakura has her staff." He ticked down a finger. "Li has his sword." Another finger went down. "From the honor class, Squall has his Gunblade." One more finger. "Tidus has his sword. Sora has his keyblade. So does Riku. That's what now?"
"6." Trowa declared.
"Wufei has his sword."
"Katana."
"Katana, pardon. Vincent has his gun. Yuffie has her ninja stars. Irvine has his gun. That's ten right?" The principle was reduced to a gaping man. Monica sniggered and Max chuckled. Duo was grinning like a maniac, Quatra was looking exasperated while Wufei and Trowa were downright laughing.
"Holy crap! I'm not running a school! I'm running a military base!" The man yelled and ran into his office yelling. Duo broke out in hysterical tears and laughed. Monica loosed the teachers grip and ran off, Max in tow.
"We rock!" Duo yelled out in triumph.
"Er . . . . . .Super Intendant Brutal?" The secretary spoke into the phone. Duo had a suspicion that she was talking to the head of the school board. "I believe we shall be needing a new Principle, and actually a new STAFF for this school." Duo snickered and ran out the door, Wufei and the others in tow.
"Mr. Maxwell!" The principal yelled out. Duo stopped. The others ran on.
"Oh shit." Duo muttered a turned around to find a red faced and very angry principal.
~~~
"It's almost been more then HALF a day and the teacher is still not here." Sakura muttered. Meiling and Li had taken to practice dueling in front of the class. Zachary was trying to talk Eli into dropping a bucket of paint on Rida's head, Nikki and Chelsea were simply talking. Dorothy and Relena however. . . . . .
"Owww. . . . . . . ." Relena muttered holding some ice to her sore head.
"Oh Miss. Relena! Are you all right?!" Dorothy yelled as she checked her heroine over for injuries.
"Relena? Who's Relena?"
~~~
"Got chewed out by the principal didn't you?" Trowa asked Duo as the youth sat down at the table.
"How'd you know?"
"You have that 'I hate that stupid principal' look written all over your face."
"SHUDAP!"
~~~
"You know, I don't think that Heero guy likes me." Zell muttered as he was tied by his foot to the ceiling. "Um . . . . Heero? Hey buddy, how long you gonna keep me like this?" Zell called out. No one in the class wanted to help him for two main reasons. One; they didn't want to help him. Two; those that did would be shot by Heero.
"Where the heck did you get a gun?!" Rinoa asked looking awed. Heero shrugged and gave a one word reply.
"Internet."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh."
Disclaimer: Not mine.