Whaaa . . . . things have piled up on me, and my inspiration is slowly
leaking away!!
Meg: Suck up.
Kat: Yeah, cause whatever you do, REFLECTS ON US!! MOVE SOLDIER! MOVE!! MOVE!! MOVE!!
Akkiko: ACK!!
Chapter . . . . . . . . . do I really care? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Trowa looked at Quatra calmly.
"Hey Quatra, do you remember what we were like when we were in kindergarten?" Quatra thought for a moment.
"Not really."
"I REMEMBER!!" Duo broke in laughing cheerfully. Heero groaned. As did Wufei.
"Oh no." They began. "Here comes a-!"
~ Flashback ~
The teacher paraded around the classroom. Almost time for recess, she could make it-
"Teacher!! Duo found and ate this bag that was labeled sugar!!" Oh hell . . . She looked towards her charges, and sure enough, there was Duo, hiccuping, an empty sugar bag lay near his feet. Quatra stared at Duo remorsefully.
"Duo? Are you dwunk?" Duo hiccuped again and threw his arm over Quatra's shoulders.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *hiccup* " The teacher sighed and murmured 'save me' Then walked over.
"Duo, you know you're not supposed to go through my cupboards."
"But I didn't!" He protested, little braid swishing. "It was on the floor!" The teacher looked around, indeed there were a lot of cupboard occupants scattered all over the floor. She sighed.
"HEERO! Did you pick the lock on the cupboard again?" Heero looked up from his playdoh and shook his head.
"Catherine, did you flip in mid air to land on the cupboards again?"
"No." Catherine replied and went back to her conversation with Dorothy.
"I'm sure pink playdoh tastes like strawberry."
"No, it tastes like watermelon."
"Then why don't you onnas both eat it, see what it tastes like and SHUT UP???" Wufei growled out as he attempted to read his book. He continued to read out loud.
"Okay, so um . . 'L-look Jane. S-Spot is r-running. S-see Spot r-r-run. R-r-r-run S-Spot run. J-Jane sees Spot r-run.' Way to go Jane . ." Wufei says dully. The teacher sighed.
"Hmm, nothing seems to be missing, except the sugar, and I know where that is. Probably on a date with the intestine of a hyperactive 5 year old, and a knife. That's odd." Trowa was playing cards, and throwing them at a picture nailed to a wall, at least, the teacher THOUGHT it was a picture.
"OW! Trowa! Cut it out! Those hurt! TEACHER!!" Relena shrieked. She was pinned to the wall with a knife *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* .
"Alright class. Time for snacks." The teacher said calmly while distributing cookies. They each took them with a glass of milk and began to eat.
"Heero, don't slouch, Trowa stop throwing crumbs at Quatra, Wufei don't call Relena an onna. Duo don't eat so fast or you'll-!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!"
(A/N: Borrowed that from Raven, sorry, it was just so damn FUNNY!)
The teacher sighed as Duo turned a rapid shade of blue. Quatra giggled and pointed.
"Duo's turning bwue!!"
"It's blue Quatra." She said calmly. Heero looked up from his book.
"Shouldn't you help Duo?" The teacher eeped. She had forgotten all about Duo. Performing the something maneuver (I can't spell it and neither could my antique of a computer. Eep!) Duo hacked out a bit of cookie, which the human anatomy had taken it's toll on and was now a large glob of mush.
"EEK!!" The girls shrieked and ran away. Quatra had fainted, Trowa was supporting Heero who was now crawling away, and Wufei was now in the process of throwing up, causing Heero to faint, not to mention Trowa, the girls weren't there to see, they were all huddling in their closet. Wufei finally looked up while wiping his mouth and said ashamed
"I am too weak." And he waddled, yes, waddled away. The teacher sighed.
"RECESS!!" She shrieked. "Relena, girls, come out of there, pour water of Heero and Trowa, as well as Quatra, the poor boy, and someone get Wufei back here!" She ordered. Catherine poured ice water onto Trowa, Dorothy onto Quatra, unfortunately, Relena decided to use other methods, involving lips I mean. She kneeled down next to Heero, and I bet you can guess what she did next. Pucker up soldier boy!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Heero ran screaming out of the room.
~~~
"Trowa! Don't walk on top of the monkey bars! You're going to-!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHH-!!!!"
WHUMP!
"Fall . . . . . . ."
She sighed. The older students were out for recess as well. Relena giggled and kicked her little feet around as her older brother Zech's tried to keep her still. Heero had just finished his sand castle in the sand box and smiled.
"Mission complete." Duo was currently having a stick duel with Hilde. He was grinning, a bandage stuck on his nose as she waved frantically trying to get him away.
"AH! GET AWAY GET AWAY!!" She shrieked. Dorothy was playing on the slide, pretending she was a great ruler.
"And the mighty queen descended down the stairs and- YIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" She screamed as she slipped. "Make note, slides are not good stairs." She mumbled from beneath the dust. Wufei had chickens in his hair and was feeding them seeds while Quatra was on a rug with little mobile suit models and drinking a cup of tea. Noin had hidden behind a tree was tape recording Zechs with a grin. Relena squalled loudly while smiling, and her foot kicked forward, slamming into Heero's hard effort made castle. He stared at the loss of his castle, stricken. Then he wailed.
"MISSION FAILED!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The teacher rubbed her throbbing temples.
"Why me? Ye flippin hairy gods, WHY ME??"
"Sugar, pwacessing." Quatra mumbled, it seemed he had gotten his hands on some sugar as well. He began to laugh maniacally, think episode 21. The horror. He stood up, little plastic hammer in hand and a squirt gun in the other, his grin was pure evilness.
To be continued . . . . .
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but plot. And myself, buh bye! This was actually based on a cute little chibi picture I found one time.
Meg: Suck up.
Kat: Yeah, cause whatever you do, REFLECTS ON US!! MOVE SOLDIER! MOVE!! MOVE!! MOVE!!
Akkiko: ACK!!
Chapter . . . . . . . . . do I really care? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Trowa looked at Quatra calmly.
"Hey Quatra, do you remember what we were like when we were in kindergarten?" Quatra thought for a moment.
"Not really."
"I REMEMBER!!" Duo broke in laughing cheerfully. Heero groaned. As did Wufei.
"Oh no." They began. "Here comes a-!"
~ Flashback ~
The teacher paraded around the classroom. Almost time for recess, she could make it-
"Teacher!! Duo found and ate this bag that was labeled sugar!!" Oh hell . . . She looked towards her charges, and sure enough, there was Duo, hiccuping, an empty sugar bag lay near his feet. Quatra stared at Duo remorsefully.
"Duo? Are you dwunk?" Duo hiccuped again and threw his arm over Quatra's shoulders.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *hiccup* " The teacher sighed and murmured 'save me' Then walked over.
"Duo, you know you're not supposed to go through my cupboards."
"But I didn't!" He protested, little braid swishing. "It was on the floor!" The teacher looked around, indeed there were a lot of cupboard occupants scattered all over the floor. She sighed.
"HEERO! Did you pick the lock on the cupboard again?" Heero looked up from his playdoh and shook his head.
"Catherine, did you flip in mid air to land on the cupboards again?"
"No." Catherine replied and went back to her conversation with Dorothy.
"I'm sure pink playdoh tastes like strawberry."
"No, it tastes like watermelon."
"Then why don't you onnas both eat it, see what it tastes like and SHUT UP???" Wufei growled out as he attempted to read his book. He continued to read out loud.
"Okay, so um . . 'L-look Jane. S-Spot is r-running. S-see Spot r-r-run. R-r-r-run S-Spot run. J-Jane sees Spot r-run.' Way to go Jane . ." Wufei says dully. The teacher sighed.
"Hmm, nothing seems to be missing, except the sugar, and I know where that is. Probably on a date with the intestine of a hyperactive 5 year old, and a knife. That's odd." Trowa was playing cards, and throwing them at a picture nailed to a wall, at least, the teacher THOUGHT it was a picture.
"OW! Trowa! Cut it out! Those hurt! TEACHER!!" Relena shrieked. She was pinned to the wall with a knife *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* .
"Alright class. Time for snacks." The teacher said calmly while distributing cookies. They each took them with a glass of milk and began to eat.
"Heero, don't slouch, Trowa stop throwing crumbs at Quatra, Wufei don't call Relena an onna. Duo don't eat so fast or you'll-!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!"
(A/N: Borrowed that from Raven, sorry, it was just so damn FUNNY!)
The teacher sighed as Duo turned a rapid shade of blue. Quatra giggled and pointed.
"Duo's turning bwue!!"
"It's blue Quatra." She said calmly. Heero looked up from his book.
"Shouldn't you help Duo?" The teacher eeped. She had forgotten all about Duo. Performing the something maneuver (I can't spell it and neither could my antique of a computer. Eep!) Duo hacked out a bit of cookie, which the human anatomy had taken it's toll on and was now a large glob of mush.
"EEK!!" The girls shrieked and ran away. Quatra had fainted, Trowa was supporting Heero who was now crawling away, and Wufei was now in the process of throwing up, causing Heero to faint, not to mention Trowa, the girls weren't there to see, they were all huddling in their closet. Wufei finally looked up while wiping his mouth and said ashamed
"I am too weak." And he waddled, yes, waddled away. The teacher sighed.
"RECESS!!" She shrieked. "Relena, girls, come out of there, pour water of Heero and Trowa, as well as Quatra, the poor boy, and someone get Wufei back here!" She ordered. Catherine poured ice water onto Trowa, Dorothy onto Quatra, unfortunately, Relena decided to use other methods, involving lips I mean. She kneeled down next to Heero, and I bet you can guess what she did next. Pucker up soldier boy!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Heero ran screaming out of the room.
~~~
"Trowa! Don't walk on top of the monkey bars! You're going to-!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHH-!!!!"
WHUMP!
"Fall . . . . . . ."
She sighed. The older students were out for recess as well. Relena giggled and kicked her little feet around as her older brother Zech's tried to keep her still. Heero had just finished his sand castle in the sand box and smiled.
"Mission complete." Duo was currently having a stick duel with Hilde. He was grinning, a bandage stuck on his nose as she waved frantically trying to get him away.
"AH! GET AWAY GET AWAY!!" She shrieked. Dorothy was playing on the slide, pretending she was a great ruler.
"And the mighty queen descended down the stairs and- YIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" She screamed as she slipped. "Make note, slides are not good stairs." She mumbled from beneath the dust. Wufei had chickens in his hair and was feeding them seeds while Quatra was on a rug with little mobile suit models and drinking a cup of tea. Noin had hidden behind a tree was tape recording Zechs with a grin. Relena squalled loudly while smiling, and her foot kicked forward, slamming into Heero's hard effort made castle. He stared at the loss of his castle, stricken. Then he wailed.
"MISSION FAILED!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The teacher rubbed her throbbing temples.
"Why me? Ye flippin hairy gods, WHY ME??"
"Sugar, pwacessing." Quatra mumbled, it seemed he had gotten his hands on some sugar as well. He began to laugh maniacally, think episode 21. The horror. He stood up, little plastic hammer in hand and a squirt gun in the other, his grin was pure evilness.
To be continued . . . . .
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but plot. And myself, buh bye! This was actually based on a cute little chibi picture I found one time.