Disclaimer: Okay dude, like chill. I already did a real disclaimer in a few chapters back. I don't need to do that again, right?
Introduction:
Haitani: Hey, I'm Haitani, bringing you the newest chapter of See you Soon Keitaro. Now what do I do?
Keitaro: I'm still stuck on this island, you know.
Haitani: So?
Keitaro: I'm going to get back to Hinata-sou now, right?
Haitani: Of course! Now I remember! But I'll have some fun with you first!
Keitaro: Is there anything that'll happen between Yumi and me? You're going to end this by the fifth chapter, right?
Haitani: I'm not really sure, now that I've put the limit on the chapters I think this might reach until ten chapters but I won't make any more than that.
Keitaro: Why not?
Haitani: I want to be original, that's why I have such a hard time thinking of story ideas. I don't believe in using what's popular, but rather in what hasn't been done before or what hasn't been done in a long time. The current trend is more than ten chapters, I won't go where everyone is going. After all, the writers at the time I first came here rarely made more than ten chapters, I should at least do that.
Keitaro: That's not good for the review count, you know.
Haitani: I… don't care anymore… my brother is right, most of the reviews here don't really help much, they don't give many mature reviews here. Plus I think some of them are boycotting me. For what reason, I don't know.
Keitaro: Whoa, deep man.
Haitani: The fic's gonna start in a few lines, get going!
Keitaro: Sure, don't kill yourself.
Haitani: Don't worry, I won't. On with the fic!
Chapter 4: A night at the Otohime residence
Keitaro toweled off the moisture from his hair and pulled on his clothes. He stepped out into the hall and looked outside the window. It was dark, the only sources of light were from the full moon and the houses in the distance. The perfect night for romance… That was when he saw her, the gentle light from the moon illuminated her skin and traced the contours of her slender body, she was beautiful. He didn't have any perverted intentions, but he must have stood there for about 15 minutes, just staring at her before Seta stepped out and called him back into reality.
"Hey, Keitaro-kun, are you alright?" Seta asked him
"It's nothing, Seta-san, I was just distracted, that's all…" Keitaro trailed off before he took a quick glance at Yumiko
Seta noticed this and said, "Let's go, Keitaro-kun, dinner's probably ready by now. And I think it might be best to leave her alone for now"
Keitaro, having no other choice, nodded and followed Seta hesitantly. When they reached the dining room, Keitaro was speechless. There was a huge array of food laid out before them, most of them so exotic he didn't even have an inkling of what they were. Yumiko walked in a few moments later, her jaw dropped to the floor as well. A perfect night for romance had turned into a perfect night for overeating.
Meanwhile, back at Hinata-sou, Naru shifted uneasily in her chair. She really hadn't broken the news to the rest of the residents, the time never felt right to tell them. Well she was regretting it now, all of them were gathered in front of the TV waiting for the news to go on. All she told them was that Keitaro was going to be on the news.
The news program was beginning and Naru felt her heart skip a beat as the reporter started to speak. Unfortunately for her, it was the first thing to be reported. The pictures of Seta, Keitaro and Yumiko were flashed as the reporter began.
When it had finally ended, the dark cloud of despair had decided to pay Hinata-sou a visit once again. Sara touched Yumiko's picture and burst into tears. Naru went over to her and asked her gently, "Who is she, Sara?"
Sara wiped the tears from her eyes with her shirt sleeve and replied, "S… she… was my cousin…" before the tears began to flow again.
In another part of Japan
"So what you're telling me is that Yumiko is Sara's cousin?" Keitaro repeated as he looked at Yumiko incredulously. "They can't be! Yumiko looks like she's Japanese!!!"
Seta laughed and explained, "Sara's mother was Japanese, she isn't pure American, you know. Yumiko is Sara's cousin on her mother's side"
Looking at Keitaro's expression, Yumiko smiled and said, "Me and Sara have been very close since we met a few years ago, it was when Seta first brought Sara back from America."
"Unbelievable…" Keitaro trailed off as he slowly began to move away from the table.
A few hours later Natsumi poked her head through the door and said, "Ara, it's getting late. We might as well turn in for the night. Let me show you your rooms"
Keitaro stretched and yawned, then replied, "Why not? It is pretty late, let's go."
Yumiko yawned and said, "Sure"
"Seta-kun, you'll be sleeping with me in my room. I've already laid out your futon. Keitaro and Yumiko can sleep in the room next to ours." Natsumi told them as she led them down the dimly lit hall.
"What! The two of us are sleeping in the same room!!?" Keitaro exclaimed
"You see… Pochi accidentally destroyed the west wing yesterday when he crashed his ship on the supports. These are our only available rooms." Natsumi clarified
"Oh, and we wouldn't want to interrupt the two lovers." Natsumi whispered in Seta's ear.
"Of course, these hot-blooded youths should be able to enjoy it while it lasts. 5000 yen says that Keitaro will finish on top." Seta replied
"I'll take that bet, Keitaro's nice and all but Yumi-chan's got attitude. She'll be the first." Natsumi stated
Keitaro sweatdropped as he watched them place their bets I can hear the two of you, you know…
Keitaro opened the door of his and Yumi's room and stepped in. He lay down on a futon that was already rolled out for him. Yumiko lay down on the one beside Keitaro's, a few seconds later she was snoring her head off. How unladylike Seta thought to himself as he watched through the hole Natsumi had drilled for him.
Keitaro sat up, looked at the gaping hole in the floor beside him and then looked at Yumiko, stood up and moved their futons closer. Nooo!!! My 5000 yen! Damn you Keitaro!!! Natsumi cursed silently
Yes! 5000 more yen for me! Good job Keitaro! Seta mouthed as he gave Keitaro a thumbs-up.
"Much better" Keitaro told himself before he lay back down.
Keitaro was slowly beginning to drift off to sleep when Yumiko began shifting in her bed. He was about to shrug it off when she kicked him in the pit of his stomach. He began to curl up to a fetal position when his face was intercepted by something soft, very soft. He opened his eyes, and realizing his location, a torrent of blood came flowing out of his nose, luckily Yumiko didn't wake up. Keitaro's body was twitching violently when Yumiko dished out her coup de grace, she stretched out her hands and held Keitaro close to her chest thinking that he was a pillow. Keitaro slowly began to die from blood loss.
Natsumi was smiling mischievously as she faced Seta and said, "Pay up!"
Seta handed the bills to her without flinching since at that moment he was thinking to himself, Thank you, Keitaro, Yumiko the two of you have bestowed upon me a great dream
"Let's turn in Seta-kun." Natsumi told him as she got up from the floor
"Yes, the sooner the better." Seta replied in a tone that reminded Natsumi of a zombie
It was a bright sunny morning when Yumiko woke up, she stretched as she yawed wide then she shook the last remnants of sleep from her head and slowly made her way to the bathroom. As she began to brush her teeth she noticed a big red stain on her shirt. She spat out the toothpaste from her mouth and ran back towards her room where she saw Keitaro's pale form sprawled on his futon.
Seta walked in and asked, "What's going on?"
"It looks like somebody killed a mouse on my shirt! They got Keitaro too, he's so pale…" She replied
"Oh, that… Don't worry about it. He'll be alright later. Just leave him there. And keep it down I was having the greatest dream." Seta told her before he walked back to his room
Lunchtime, the four of them were seated at the table, though not as magnificent as the feast the night before it was still a sight to behold. Numerous plates of crabs, shrimps and other seafood were laid out before them. The scent was addictive and soon Keitaro and Yumiko were near the point where they were about to throw-up.
"Ah, Natsumi, why aren't the kids here anyway? I just noticed it…" Seta suddenly asked Natsumi
"Oh, them? They're staying in the east wing, I can't seem to keep them away from the hot springs these days." She replied, "By the way Seta-san did you enjoy your night? I saw yellow spots on your sheets this morning." You little pervert
"Well you see it was because of last night's incident…" Seta replied as though it wasn't embarrassing. "Anyway, Keitaro had spots on his sheets as well."
Please don't talk about those things in the presence of women Seta-san!!! Keitaro thought to himself as he turned to look at Yumiko
Their eyes met and she looked away, My life is over!!! Keitaro thought to himself as he banged his head on the table She probably thinks I violated her last night!!! Then a hundred imaginary arrows hit him from behind
Meanwhile Yumiko was thinking to herself, it's weird… That was supposed to be really gross but it just really turned me on for some reason, oh Keitaro~♥
"Ara, Yumiko-chan's a real pervert." Natsumi whispered in Seta's ear as she watched Yumiko start shivering slightly
"I've known that for quite a while." Seta replied as he watched Keitaro pound himself on his head
Author's notes:
Haitani happily watched Naru as she took her first glance at her greatest rival. She was gritting her teeth, taking notes in her head. She's pretty, a pervert and an open one at that… hmm… aiming for Toudai too… I'll kill her!
"Haitani, what's her weakness? Tell me now or Reiko dies!" Naru threatened Haitani as she pointed a dagger at Reiko's chest.
"Let the blood flow! ^_^" Haitani yelled happily as he pulled on some tribal clothes
"What!" Naru and Reiko screamed when they saw Haitani pull out a ceremonial dagger.
"Naru, let me do the honors. ^_^" Haitani told her as he inched closer dagger in hand, prepared to strike.
"It was just a joke, Haitani! Cut it out now!!!" Naru screamed as she backed up to the wall.
"It's too late to turn back now, Naru-chan… Heheheh!" Haitani replied with a wide smile on his face.
Naru and Reiko shut their eyes, hugged each other close and prepared for the worst. Instead, a flash of light came instead of torrents of blood. "The lesbian lovers Naru and Reiko, wait till the guys at the university see this!" Haitani told himself as he looked at their faces contorted with anger.
"I'll kill you!" Naru and Reiko hissed as they reached for a stick to whack Haitani with.
"You'll have to catch me first!!! Nyahahaha!" Haitani replied as he ran off into the sunset.
The real author's notes:
To the dudes and dudettes that reviewed my story the last time, I'm sorry if you think I called you nobody. It's all a misunderstanding, I was just pissed because I was used to receiving around ten reviews per chapter. Don't worry, I've already gotten over that, but I won't go back on my word, I will finally leave the LH category after all four of my fics are done, Ill also be concentrating more on my first original fiction (basic plot written by me when I was still in the fourth grade) so I won't have the time to look after most of my other fics. I might make a few one shots or two chapter fics from time to time, but I won't make any more long term projects here. My bruised ego probably couldn't take it
To P-man, I really think you should go for the drums. It'll be harder to get another full set if you choose the board this time, just make sure you're really serious about learning drums, it'll really be a big waste of money if you buy a full set and give up a few months later. I'm serious.
And to that bastard Carl, get a cellular phone or I will go there myself and give you mine so we can finally talk or something when we're bored. And Carlos isn't replying anymore, I think he forgot my name again (stupid fat bastard) Roar!
By the way, I really did buy a new sword, four feet and 2 inches. Mahogany handle and sheath. I wrapped the sheath in red and black silk. The blade is sharpened too. I'm holding it as I type this. Anyway, later everyone, I have to take a few hundred snapshots of my precious sword.
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