Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or Demon Diary

As usual during on of Raenef's daily lessons Chris and Erutis barge in fighting and causing a scene.

"Ouch! Let go of me! Down Erutis Down!"

"How Dare You Treat Me Like A Dog! Chris I will eliminate you from existence in this world!

By this time, Erutis has Chris in a death grip after discarding the marble end table she has previously been using to bash Chris's head in with. It is amazing how much of a beating the young cleric can take on a daily basis. Now Erutis was ramming Chris's head into the corner of a desk.

"How dare you try and skip out of a practice today you miserable want-a-be super-genius!"

"Let! Go! Of! Me! You! Bitch!"

This continued on for about five minutes, (which happens to be the length of Eclipse's patience). Tired of the two, he sends both of them images of them dying from having their intestines stuffed down their throats while being boiled in a tub of vinegar. Taking the hint the noise in the room ceased to a dead silence. However the only clueless one in the room soon broke the peace.

"Chris, what does the word Bitch mean?" J

Chris, trying not to laugh at how naïve Raenef was some of... well all of the time.

"Let's ask Sam"

Sam: A bitch is someone who is unnecessarily

evil. It can be a male of a female whom is

greatly loathed by someone they have done wrong.

In this case Erutis is a bitch for the way she

is treating Chris. But Chris is a bitch first

for slacking off in his lessons. Bye.

"Oh. So does that mean Eclipse could call me a bitch?" Raenef looked around at everyone with an innocent expression on his face.

Chris doubled over laughing while Eclipse glared at him with a ball of fire in his hand.

Only Erutis tried to answer Raenef's question.

I am sure you could be a bitch for Eclipse but that involves a little more action between you two"

Before Erutis could explain further, her mouth was set on fire by an extremely cross-looking Demon.

Lord Oblivious didn't understand a word Erutis had said so he just continued living in his happy little world.

"Hey you guys! Come check out what Eclipse taught me today!" The young Lord was so excited he started bouncing up and down in his seat.

Eclipse is watching Raenef and wishing he would stop moving like that while Erutis' interpretation of the word Bitch was still floating around in his head. If only he could stop thinking about last night Eclipse continued to watch the three by the desk.

"Watch this, Eclipse showed me how to summon whipped cream out of thin air! I absolutely love whipped cream, so Eclipse taught me this cool trick!" Y

Chris and Erutis had their own ideas about why Eclipse showed Raenef that trick, but none they were willing to voice for they valued their lives too much. Raenef bent over the desk to perform his newly learned ability. As a huge mount of whipped cream appeared before them a dizzy cow was sucked dry off in the distance. Raenef, not ever having learned manners started licking the whipped cream mound like a cat. Eclipse couldn't take his eyes off of Raenef Raenef's arched back, his firm bottom thrust towards where he was standing, that tongue of his licking the cream in a very suggestive way. All Eclipse could think about was last night

Damn I need a break, being near him isn't good for my nerves. Eclipse walked out of the room before Raenef could turn around and ask questions about the appearance of a certain area on Eclipse.

Author's Note: If you are wondering who Sam is, she is a fried on mine who I eat breakfast at school with. My frieds and I were bored so we came up with a stupid talk show called "Ask Sam". Her job was to think up the most stupid answers to a question, however the answer had to be believable.