Last time: Outside the palace Chris and Erutis were sitting down in the garden bored without anything to do.

"Erutis, do you think it is safe to go back in and finish eating?"

"Are you stupid! Demons have more stamina than humans do! Besides, we are safer out here incase they have any kinky ideas about having sex in any of the other rooms. We might run into the two lovebirds even if we were to walk straight to our rooms."

I wish we could go to our rooms, I have a stash of tomatoes there so I can eat them without Raenef finding out."

"You are one pathetic cleric."

Not having anything else to say they resumed sitting in silence. Erutis was just about to fall asleep when she got a great idea.

"It sucks to be you Chris, cause I can reach me room by climbing the pine tree over there!"

"Erutis, couldn't I just climb the tree with you and then walk up a flight to my room?"

"Only if you want to risk seeing two guys at it."

Since the thought seriously grossed him out he thought of another idea.

"Erutis, could I stay in your room and sleep on the couch until the castle is safe again?"

"Absolutely not! I have a routine to practice!"

With that Erutis climbed the tree and left Chris to sulk alone in the garden on the cold hard ground. After a few minutes Chris heard a voice.

"Hello! Is anyone home?"

The voice was accompanied by a floating capped demon that had curly hair.

"Not you again! Will you every get the hint that no one here wants you around! Go pester some other unsuspecting mortal Krayon."

"Well actually I am here to see Eclipse, I have an itch only he can scratch. Where is Eclipse anyway? His mind is blocked to me."

Chris, knowing fully well what Krayon wanted and knowing that Eclipse was doing exactly that to Raenef was in desperate need of help. Then his little devious mind came up with a really evil plan.

"I don't know where Eclipse is, but I do know where Erutis is."

Revenge is so sweet!

"Well, I would like Eclipse but I am intrigued by your proposition. I think it is worth checking out."

Chris smiled a madman smile as he lead Krayon up the pine tree. They perched on a branch and peered in the window.

Erutis was pacing up and down her room looking for something. She spotted a black pile of clothes and pounced like a cat on top of them.

"Alright! Now I can do my Bondage Queen routine!"

With a few twists and turns Erutis was changed and ready to start.

Comments from Sam: Actually, it is very hard to get

dressed so quickly unless you have short and stubby

"Ouch" I mean long and sexy legs.

"ONE, two, THREE, four, FIVE, six, SEVEN, eight. Twist, turn, bend and snap. One more time. ONE, two, THREE, four, FIVE, six, SEVEN, eight. Twist, turn, bend and snap."

Erutis continued her strip tease that involved rubbing her whip up and down herself in a very suggestive way. She even peeled her clothes away with her teeth.

"Twist, bend, flick whip five minute lap-dance only a thong left and I'm spent!"

Man that felt good! Now all I need is a bath and then gorge myself on cake. Nothing like a good work out to get you going.

Outside there was a loud crash. (This was Chris having passed out from shock and falling from his spot.)

"Who's there! You worthless piece of rotten meat, how dare you spy on me! Show yourself villain!"

Erutis was not prepared for what she saw.

Krayon had stepped out from behind the curtains dressed in studded leather pants holding rope, chains, and handcuffs.

"May we do a duet my love?"

Erutis flew at Krayon with her eyes glassed over with rage. They two started to fight on the floor, until Krayon managed to chain one of Erutis' hands to the bedpost on the floor. He then kissed her until their lungs hurt. During the kiss Krayon was massaging her bare breast and pinching the nipples. Their fight soon ended as Erutis flipped Krayon over and began to ravish him. The ravishing went on for hours.

Back in the garden Chris finally came around from his mild concussion.

"Hey, what happened to everybody?"

He paused to listen for a moment. He could hear moans and screams coming from both Raenef's room and Erutis' room. He knew exactly where everyone was.

"Damn! Why am I always the one left out! Can't I ever get some?"

He walks off to go masturbate alone.

One last lesson from Sam: Masturbation is what

people who can't get any please themselves. Chris

is a moron who could never get any from any one

(unless someone had a soft spot for egotistic stupid

jerks example, the author, wham) Anyway, this is

Sam signing off!