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Spoilers - None
Day 2 - Breakfast
The alarm woke Jack up first as he hit his head on the top bunk. "Crap, dammit" plus another few curses, as he rubbed his head, and watched Daniel fall out of bed.
"Oh Daniel, did we forget something?"
"This is bot bunny, I bearly boke by nose."
Daniel got up from landing on his face and tipped his head back, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Is it bleeding?"
"Your looks are intact Danny boy".
As Daniel went searching for his glasses in amongst the clothes thrown on the floor, his near concussion prompted him to ask, "And what are you so damn cheerful about, apart from knocking some sense into your head just then?"
"Oh, I dunno, today I may get lucky."
Daniel looked at him as he put his glasses over his red nose,
"Fish."
"Oh, OK"
Daniel was just gathering his things together to head for the bathroom, when a look of panic came over Jack's face, and he said as he ran out the door, "Sorry - have to pee".
He rushed into the living room finding Sam already up, dressed and making breakfast.
Jack stopped in his tracks, ridiculously disappointed that he hadn't found her sleeping on his couch. His couch. Then he brightened a little, when he realised she was cooking in his kitchen. His kitchen.
Pull yourself together O'Neill, school kid, stupid stupid.
"Hey Jack," she smiled at him, and he smiled stupidly back. Standing in his shorts, he became aware of the fact he was - standing in his shorts. He swiftly covered himself up with the T-shirt he had grabbed on the rush out of the bedroom.
"Bathroom," and he pointed uselessly in its direction, and headed off.
Shutting the door behind him, he leant against it for a moment. Shit, when was the last time he had been like that! Fifteen, sixteen.. No, actually it had been on the last mission. Was he losing it? He ran the shower absent- mindedly, looked in the mirror, and felt his forehead. Maybe he was coming down with something.
Daniel came in with tissue up his nose, as despite assurances from Jack, his nose had started to bleed.
"Hi Sam."
"Hey - how did you sleep, what the - what happened to your face?"
"Jack hit me" and Daniel had the audacity to pout along with his lie.
Needless to say Carter took that in the manner in which it was given: "Yeah, well you had it coming - lets have a look," and she approached him with a scary looking knife in her hand.
"I hope you're not about to finish the job with that," Daniel motioned for her to put it down before she took someone's, (that someone being Daniel), eye out.
"Sorry." Sam put it down on the counter and went to examine Daniel's eye as he relinquished his glasses to her.
"Years of quantum physics training and growing up with a brother have taught me that it's going to be a big, black eye."
"I wish Jack had hit me; it's a lot less embarrassing than saying I fell out of bed."
"You what! You go, and come back from the dead, then fall out of bed. Good mission report that would make." She rubbed her chin for a moment in thought, "I've got just the thing,.." rushed to the freezer and got out a packet of out of date frozen peas.
Most of everything was out of date so Sam had decided to make it her own mission to clear the fridge and freezer out. For some reason she felt like cooking and cleaning to keep her mind on things other than relaxation so was pleased to administer to the ill and damaged at the moment.
Sam gave Daniel the peas in one hand, and glasses back in the other. After a brief moment of indecision thinking what to do, he then went to sit in front of the TV (which incidentally did not work as Jack had dropped some liquid down the back of it "Chinese or something how the hell should I know I was drunk at the time") and put the cold compress on the left side of his rapidly reddening face and nose.
Feeling just a little depressed, Daniel anticipated what was going to happen that day. " I suppose this means we have to fish - is there anyway of getting our of it?"
"Maybe we don't have to worry - it might depend on how Teal'c is".
As if on cue Teal'c walked in looking a bit tired but better than he had the day before. He was carrying a cup in which Sam had made him a drink earlier, and could even manage a smile in greeting as he handed it back to her.
Teal'c looked at Daniel and his packet of peas.
"Jack hit me."
Teal'c nodded sagely and sat down next to Daniel: "Daniel Jackson I have a personal question to ask you," and he turned dramatically away, (Sam thought,) so that only Daniel could hear what he was saying.
It was in this position that SG1 were reunited that morning, as Jack returned from the bathroom, towel around his waist, hair dripping, and oddly, smelling of roses.
"Hey how's it going Teal'c."
"It is going fine O'Neill, thank you."
"Fine enough for you to come fishin'?'
"No, it will never be fine enough for that O'Neill."
Teal'c turned back towards Daniel, and that was the end of the subject for him.
"Aw come on, isn't that what we came up here for?"
"Maybe you Sir," Jack looked daggers at Sam as she said the "S" word, "sorry, Jack .." she said deliberately, smiling " but we wanted to relax, not go out in this weather, freezing our asses off ."
"Your loss."
Sam frowned for a moment, and sniffed in Jack's general direction; he frowned as well, being very aware all of a sudden that he was just wearing a towel.
"Hey, did you use my shower stuff?"
Jack grinned weakly, "All I could find.." and went on to the bedroom to get changed.
After about 30 minutes, Teal'c was eating enough breakfast to choke a horse, with Jack and Daniel watching him with interest.
"Y'know I think he may figure out soon why he might just miss Junior - indigestion."
Daniel nodded in agreement and they headed outside just to check on the weather to decide what to do with the day. Sam was still busying herself being busy.
"Not bad, just a bit cold."
"Thank you Danny for the weather report; as a person familiar with this part of the country, I can tell you it will warm up and rain later."
"You listened to the radio then." Jack looked hurt, as if his knowledge was being questioned, then agreed, "Yeah, you too?"
They paused for a moment looking at the calm still, fishless water, and listened to the birds.
"What do you want to do today Daniel?"
"To be honest I'm feeling a bit odd", Daniel shook his head slightly and frowned.
"No change there then."
"No, I think I'm coming down with this flu thing," and checked the tissue up his nose to check that the bleeding had stopped.
"Oh." Of all the people to get it thought O'Neill, considering that evening with Sam, how come I haven't? He spent the next 30 seconds thinking of that evening and what may have happened, then said something, which was really stupid.
"What is it with you and T - have you been snuggling again or have you kissed Carter or something. Why haven't I caught it?"
"What Jack," Daniel turned towards him with a secretive smile, "have you been kissing Sam or something?"
At that moment she appeared in the doorway with a skillet in her hand.
"Come on, nearly ready, do you want it or not?"
They both had their hands in their pockets and looked at one another with a questioning glance, then looked at Sam and replied, "Coming."
Just before they went in (Jack was glad for a chance to change the subject) he put his hand on Daniel's arm.
"What was that with Teal'c in there?"
"You don't want to know," Daniel replied shaking his head
"Yes I do."
"No you REALLY don't."
"Yes I do, Daniel. Unless it was like weird or something."
"Its just that, he brought up", then Daniel paused significantly as if to say 'get it don't ask me to explain it,' " why is it, when even if you haven't eaten diced carrots, when you," he gesticulated as if to indicate a word " bring it up, it invariably looks like diced carrot".
"Oh. Is that it - the Alien Chopped Carrot Mystery that all earthlings have known since childhood. - Well why was it a problem for him?"
"He probably didn't want to mention it out loud 'cos we were about to.."
Sam appeared at the door,
"Its all ready, eggs, bacon, mushrooms, beans,.."
As one, they looked at each other again, and turned to Sam.
"Coffee please"
Writers note.. just thought I would keep them short 'cos it makes posting quicker and reading easier!
Spoilers - None
Day 2 - Breakfast
The alarm woke Jack up first as he hit his head on the top bunk. "Crap, dammit" plus another few curses, as he rubbed his head, and watched Daniel fall out of bed.
"Oh Daniel, did we forget something?"
"This is bot bunny, I bearly boke by nose."
Daniel got up from landing on his face and tipped his head back, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Is it bleeding?"
"Your looks are intact Danny boy".
As Daniel went searching for his glasses in amongst the clothes thrown on the floor, his near concussion prompted him to ask, "And what are you so damn cheerful about, apart from knocking some sense into your head just then?"
"Oh, I dunno, today I may get lucky."
Daniel looked at him as he put his glasses over his red nose,
"Fish."
"Oh, OK"
Daniel was just gathering his things together to head for the bathroom, when a look of panic came over Jack's face, and he said as he ran out the door, "Sorry - have to pee".
He rushed into the living room finding Sam already up, dressed and making breakfast.
Jack stopped in his tracks, ridiculously disappointed that he hadn't found her sleeping on his couch. His couch. Then he brightened a little, when he realised she was cooking in his kitchen. His kitchen.
Pull yourself together O'Neill, school kid, stupid stupid.
"Hey Jack," she smiled at him, and he smiled stupidly back. Standing in his shorts, he became aware of the fact he was - standing in his shorts. He swiftly covered himself up with the T-shirt he had grabbed on the rush out of the bedroom.
"Bathroom," and he pointed uselessly in its direction, and headed off.
Shutting the door behind him, he leant against it for a moment. Shit, when was the last time he had been like that! Fifteen, sixteen.. No, actually it had been on the last mission. Was he losing it? He ran the shower absent- mindedly, looked in the mirror, and felt his forehead. Maybe he was coming down with something.
Daniel came in with tissue up his nose, as despite assurances from Jack, his nose had started to bleed.
"Hi Sam."
"Hey - how did you sleep, what the - what happened to your face?"
"Jack hit me" and Daniel had the audacity to pout along with his lie.
Needless to say Carter took that in the manner in which it was given: "Yeah, well you had it coming - lets have a look," and she approached him with a scary looking knife in her hand.
"I hope you're not about to finish the job with that," Daniel motioned for her to put it down before she took someone's, (that someone being Daniel), eye out.
"Sorry." Sam put it down on the counter and went to examine Daniel's eye as he relinquished his glasses to her.
"Years of quantum physics training and growing up with a brother have taught me that it's going to be a big, black eye."
"I wish Jack had hit me; it's a lot less embarrassing than saying I fell out of bed."
"You what! You go, and come back from the dead, then fall out of bed. Good mission report that would make." She rubbed her chin for a moment in thought, "I've got just the thing,.." rushed to the freezer and got out a packet of out of date frozen peas.
Most of everything was out of date so Sam had decided to make it her own mission to clear the fridge and freezer out. For some reason she felt like cooking and cleaning to keep her mind on things other than relaxation so was pleased to administer to the ill and damaged at the moment.
Sam gave Daniel the peas in one hand, and glasses back in the other. After a brief moment of indecision thinking what to do, he then went to sit in front of the TV (which incidentally did not work as Jack had dropped some liquid down the back of it "Chinese or something how the hell should I know I was drunk at the time") and put the cold compress on the left side of his rapidly reddening face and nose.
Feeling just a little depressed, Daniel anticipated what was going to happen that day. " I suppose this means we have to fish - is there anyway of getting our of it?"
"Maybe we don't have to worry - it might depend on how Teal'c is".
As if on cue Teal'c walked in looking a bit tired but better than he had the day before. He was carrying a cup in which Sam had made him a drink earlier, and could even manage a smile in greeting as he handed it back to her.
Teal'c looked at Daniel and his packet of peas.
"Jack hit me."
Teal'c nodded sagely and sat down next to Daniel: "Daniel Jackson I have a personal question to ask you," and he turned dramatically away, (Sam thought,) so that only Daniel could hear what he was saying.
It was in this position that SG1 were reunited that morning, as Jack returned from the bathroom, towel around his waist, hair dripping, and oddly, smelling of roses.
"Hey how's it going Teal'c."
"It is going fine O'Neill, thank you."
"Fine enough for you to come fishin'?'
"No, it will never be fine enough for that O'Neill."
Teal'c turned back towards Daniel, and that was the end of the subject for him.
"Aw come on, isn't that what we came up here for?"
"Maybe you Sir," Jack looked daggers at Sam as she said the "S" word, "sorry, Jack .." she said deliberately, smiling " but we wanted to relax, not go out in this weather, freezing our asses off ."
"Your loss."
Sam frowned for a moment, and sniffed in Jack's general direction; he frowned as well, being very aware all of a sudden that he was just wearing a towel.
"Hey, did you use my shower stuff?"
Jack grinned weakly, "All I could find.." and went on to the bedroom to get changed.
After about 30 minutes, Teal'c was eating enough breakfast to choke a horse, with Jack and Daniel watching him with interest.
"Y'know I think he may figure out soon why he might just miss Junior - indigestion."
Daniel nodded in agreement and they headed outside just to check on the weather to decide what to do with the day. Sam was still busying herself being busy.
"Not bad, just a bit cold."
"Thank you Danny for the weather report; as a person familiar with this part of the country, I can tell you it will warm up and rain later."
"You listened to the radio then." Jack looked hurt, as if his knowledge was being questioned, then agreed, "Yeah, you too?"
They paused for a moment looking at the calm still, fishless water, and listened to the birds.
"What do you want to do today Daniel?"
"To be honest I'm feeling a bit odd", Daniel shook his head slightly and frowned.
"No change there then."
"No, I think I'm coming down with this flu thing," and checked the tissue up his nose to check that the bleeding had stopped.
"Oh." Of all the people to get it thought O'Neill, considering that evening with Sam, how come I haven't? He spent the next 30 seconds thinking of that evening and what may have happened, then said something, which was really stupid.
"What is it with you and T - have you been snuggling again or have you kissed Carter or something. Why haven't I caught it?"
"What Jack," Daniel turned towards him with a secretive smile, "have you been kissing Sam or something?"
At that moment she appeared in the doorway with a skillet in her hand.
"Come on, nearly ready, do you want it or not?"
They both had their hands in their pockets and looked at one another with a questioning glance, then looked at Sam and replied, "Coming."
Just before they went in (Jack was glad for a chance to change the subject) he put his hand on Daniel's arm.
"What was that with Teal'c in there?"
"You don't want to know," Daniel replied shaking his head
"Yes I do."
"No you REALLY don't."
"Yes I do, Daniel. Unless it was like weird or something."
"Its just that, he brought up", then Daniel paused significantly as if to say 'get it don't ask me to explain it,' " why is it, when even if you haven't eaten diced carrots, when you," he gesticulated as if to indicate a word " bring it up, it invariably looks like diced carrot".
"Oh. Is that it - the Alien Chopped Carrot Mystery that all earthlings have known since childhood. - Well why was it a problem for him?"
"He probably didn't want to mention it out loud 'cos we were about to.."
Sam appeared at the door,
"Its all ready, eggs, bacon, mushrooms, beans,.."
As one, they looked at each other again, and turned to Sam.
"Coffee please"
Writers note.. just thought I would keep them short 'cos it makes posting quicker and reading easier!