Things that will never happen (aka) what they would never do…

Chapter 2

Inuyasha chrachters

Scene 1: miroku

miroku walks up to sango

Miroku: im sorry but things just arent going to work out with us im afraid…

Sango: what in the seven hells are you talkig about houshi-sama

Miroku: you see its just that…..im gay

Sango: O.O WHAT!??!?!?!

Miroku: the perv act is just to sheild the fact im a homosexual…im really terrified of girls

and not only that, whispers in sango's ear

Sango: your kidding me?!? You've never slept with a girl before…what about a guy?

Miroku: whispers more into sango's ear

Sango: YOU CANT EVEN COUNT HOW MANY?!!?!? You man slut…..

Miroku: eh heh

Sango: hits miroku with bomerang bone repeatedly until miroku escapes

miroku finds inuyasha

Miroku: inuyasha! yelling up into tree come down! I have something important to tell

you!!!

inuyasha jumps down

Inuyasha: did you find out where naraku is hideing?

Miroku: no, more important

Inuyasha: you found a way to defeat naraku?

Miroku: dammit is naraku all you ever think about?!?! Why don't you just go and marry him!

sounding like a steryotype homosexual

Inuyasha: eww, no, I don't marry the enemy, plus, im not gay!

Miroku: looking hurt your not? ;.;

Inuyasha: what you seriously thought I was gay!?!?!??!

Miroku: yes….I was even going to propose to you today… ;.; bursts out in tears

Inuyasha: …………. WTF??!!?!??!……….........

Miroku: grabs inuyasha's $$

Inuyasha: beats him unconscious

later

Kagome: where is miroku?

Inuyasha: I dunno, being a gay fag?

Kagome: MIRKOU'S GAY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Inuyasha: damn strait…..