Chapter 3: The Ritual
I'm ba-a-a-a-a-ck!!! Sorry it took so long to update; I've just been lazy. Hee hee! Thanks
to my reviewers for doin' their job: reviewin'!!!!
AAAyekoms: The answer to your question: I eat a lot of sugar. Also, couldn't you tell the Potion's Lady was a little off in Majora's Mask? Hehehehehe...
Empress of Tofu Kittentopia: YAY!!! YOU LIKE MY STORY!!!!! =gets out champagne and drinks the whole bottle= WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Maxstro04: Woo woo woo!!! I'm I'm I'm glad glad glad you you you like like like it it it!!!
Disclaimer: I own no characters in this chappie. Well, not until I take over the world...Hehehehehehehehehe.........And now.....ONWARD WITH THE STORY!!!
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Saria: Okay, lets do this thang!!
Medli: I'll draw the octagram!!!!
Saria: No you won't! You'll mess it up with those ugly weird wings of yours! And if we
mess it up, we can't get Ganon over here!!!!
Medli: Waaaiiiitttttt...... YOU JUST INSULTED ME!!!!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN,
YOU DOG OF FEMALE PERSUASION!!!!!(For the sake of the youngin's out there.))
Saria: AFTER YOU!!!!!!! RRRAAAHHHHH!!!!! =tackles Medli and begins pulling her
hair=
Medli: OOOWWWWWW!!!! =scratches Saria with talons=
Saria: OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!!!!!!! =starts to slap her=
Medli: STOP SAYING THAT!!! =beats with wings=
Saria: MAKE ME!! =combines slapping and scratching to get the scratch-slap=
Medli: WHADDAYA THINK I'M DOING NOW?!?!?!? =is now pinching along with
the scratching and beating with wings=
Link: Aw right! A cat fight!!! =gets out popcorn and continues to watch happily=
Author Angua: STTTEEEVVVEEE!!!! Take care of this!!!
Steve: Awwwww, but I wanna watch the cat fight!!!
Author Angua: Oh, you get enough of that on Jerry Springer.
Steve: You can NEVER have enough cat fights!!!!
Author Angua: Steve, TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW OR FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!
Steve: Eep. Fiiiinnneeeee. =pulls apart Medli and Saria=
Medli and Saria: =tries to claw at each other=
Steve: Behave yourselves!!! Ya =bleep= =bleep=s !!! =hurries away=
Link: Awwwwwww, man! =pouts and puts away popcorn=
Author Angua: Gracias!!!
Saria: ANNNNYYYYYway.....Lets get on with this all ready!!!
Narrator: So Saria drew the fancy octagram on the floor while Link and Medli sat at the
sidelines, Medli plotting her revenge on Saria and Link having fantasies about the cat
fight.
Saria: Ok, All done! Let's do the ritual!!!
Medli: Yeeeesssssssssssss. =smiles evilly at Saria as she continues to plot in her head=
Link: Meh heh heh.....
Everyone: =begins to dance around octagram= GANON! GANON! GANON! GANON!! GANON!!!!!
Saria: And heeeeerrrrreeeee we go!!!! =throws the potion in the middle=
Narrator: The second the potion hit the ground, it erupted in a majestic purple flame.
Everyone: OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.
Narrator: Yes, I know. Very 'OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo' indeed. Anyway, after it turned purple, it changed to blue, then green, then yellow, then orange, then red, then to a blinding white. Quite a spectacular event.
Everyone: 0o
Narrator: Indubitably.
Everyone: 0o
Narrator: What? It's a word!!!! Humph!!! Okay, the flame closed in on itself and with a
'pop', a vortex came up.
Link: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Medli: Indubitably.
Narrator: See? Told ya so.
Link: =stops fantasizing about the cat fight and thinks a moment= Why didn't my house
catch fire? It was quite a big flame so it should've burned the place to a crisp.
Narrator: It was a magical fire. Hence the pretty colors. =mutters= Dillhole....
Link: Oh, okay! I like pretty colors!
Everyone besides Link: =smacks forehead=
Saria: ANYway.....It has begun. MEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!! =runs around in circles=
Link: Ummmmm.....does this always happen after you do a ritual?
Saria: INDUBITABLY!!!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! =pretends she's an airplane=
Vreeeeooooorrrrr!!! Woooooossshhhhhh!!!! I'm an airplane!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!
Medli: =slaps Saria=
Saria: Thanks. I needed that.
Medli: My pleasure. =smiles evilly=
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YAY! Another chapter done! SWEET! Read and review, y'all!!!! The next chappie will be kinda like a crossover thing, so I bet you can't wait! YAY!!!
I'm ba-a-a-a-a-ck!!! Sorry it took so long to update; I've just been lazy. Hee hee! Thanks
to my reviewers for doin' their job: reviewin'!!!!
AAAyekoms: The answer to your question: I eat a lot of sugar. Also, couldn't you tell the Potion's Lady was a little off in Majora's Mask? Hehehehehe...
Empress of Tofu Kittentopia: YAY!!! YOU LIKE MY STORY!!!!! =gets out champagne and drinks the whole bottle= WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Maxstro04: Woo woo woo!!! I'm I'm I'm glad glad glad you you you like like like it it it!!!
Disclaimer: I own no characters in this chappie. Well, not until I take over the world...Hehehehehehehehehe.........And now.....ONWARD WITH THE STORY!!!
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Saria: Okay, lets do this thang!!
Medli: I'll draw the octagram!!!!
Saria: No you won't! You'll mess it up with those ugly weird wings of yours! And if we
mess it up, we can't get Ganon over here!!!!
Medli: Waaaiiiitttttt...... YOU JUST INSULTED ME!!!!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN,
YOU DOG OF FEMALE PERSUASION!!!!!(For the sake of the youngin's out there.))
Saria: AFTER YOU!!!!!!! RRRAAAHHHHH!!!!! =tackles Medli and begins pulling her
hair=
Medli: OOOWWWWWW!!!! =scratches Saria with talons=
Saria: OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!!!!!!! =starts to slap her=
Medli: STOP SAYING THAT!!! =beats with wings=
Saria: MAKE ME!! =combines slapping and scratching to get the scratch-slap=
Medli: WHADDAYA THINK I'M DOING NOW?!?!?!? =is now pinching along with
the scratching and beating with wings=
Link: Aw right! A cat fight!!! =gets out popcorn and continues to watch happily=
Author Angua: STTTEEEVVVEEE!!!! Take care of this!!!
Steve: Awwwww, but I wanna watch the cat fight!!!
Author Angua: Oh, you get enough of that on Jerry Springer.
Steve: You can NEVER have enough cat fights!!!!
Author Angua: Steve, TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW OR FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!
Steve: Eep. Fiiiinnneeeee. =pulls apart Medli and Saria=
Medli and Saria: =tries to claw at each other=
Steve: Behave yourselves!!! Ya =bleep= =bleep=s !!! =hurries away=
Link: Awwwwwww, man! =pouts and puts away popcorn=
Author Angua: Gracias!!!
Saria: ANNNNYYYYYway.....Lets get on with this all ready!!!
Narrator: So Saria drew the fancy octagram on the floor while Link and Medli sat at the
sidelines, Medli plotting her revenge on Saria and Link having fantasies about the cat
fight.
Saria: Ok, All done! Let's do the ritual!!!
Medli: Yeeeesssssssssssss. =smiles evilly at Saria as she continues to plot in her head=
Link: Meh heh heh.....
Everyone: =begins to dance around octagram= GANON! GANON! GANON! GANON!! GANON!!!!!
Saria: And heeeeerrrrreeeee we go!!!! =throws the potion in the middle=
Narrator: The second the potion hit the ground, it erupted in a majestic purple flame.
Everyone: OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.
Narrator: Yes, I know. Very 'OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo' indeed. Anyway, after it turned purple, it changed to blue, then green, then yellow, then orange, then red, then to a blinding white. Quite a spectacular event.
Everyone: 0o
Narrator: Indubitably.
Everyone: 0o
Narrator: What? It's a word!!!! Humph!!! Okay, the flame closed in on itself and with a
'pop', a vortex came up.
Link: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Medli: Indubitably.
Narrator: See? Told ya so.
Link: =stops fantasizing about the cat fight and thinks a moment= Why didn't my house
catch fire? It was quite a big flame so it should've burned the place to a crisp.
Narrator: It was a magical fire. Hence the pretty colors. =mutters= Dillhole....
Link: Oh, okay! I like pretty colors!
Everyone besides Link: =smacks forehead=
Saria: ANYway.....It has begun. MEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!! =runs around in circles=
Link: Ummmmm.....does this always happen after you do a ritual?
Saria: INDUBITABLY!!!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! =pretends she's an airplane=
Vreeeeooooorrrrr!!! Woooooossshhhhhh!!!! I'm an airplane!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!!
Medli: =slaps Saria=
Saria: Thanks. I needed that.
Medli: My pleasure. =smiles evilly=
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YAY! Another chapter done! SWEET! Read and review, y'all!!!! The next chappie will be kinda like a crossover thing, so I bet you can't wait! YAY!!!