What an odd group of friends I have, kagome thought to herself, she actually didn't really like them all that much, she used to have a thing for inuyasha but that passed the day she saw his sword…. The Tetsusaiga, oh how she wanted to just be with the sword, alone under a tree, enjoying a picnic, or going to a movie, but she was sure Tetsusaiga had no interest in her, but little did she know that the Tetsusaiga…. Okay well it was just a sword, it didn't like anyone cause its not a conscious being but Kagome had fallen in love with tetsaiga. Which is really odd if you think about it, if anyone knew well they'd think she was as crazy as I think she is, she had a plan though, well they were sleeping tonight she was going to sneak off somewhere for a romantic night with tetsaiga, if only she hoped. She dreamed of tetsaiga taking her out that night for a walk, with lots of tender actions of kissing and hugging, and then toward the end the sword would make her a woman…. Does anyone else think this is odd? Maybe we should tell Inuyasha, "hey, Inuyasha, over here" called an ominous voice from around the corner, speaking in a sound that only Inuyasha could here. Inuyasha turned and walked around the corner where he saw a burning bush
"Hey! I copyrighted that when I did that with Moses!" shouted god
Alright, he saw a sweating pig, the pig spoke to him in a firm but gentle voice, "Inuyasha, I have called you to tell you of a great disturbing news, Kagome, your love, is not in love with you" Inuyasha gasped for a moment "huh, what would you know, plus I don't like that girl" the pig nodded its sweat covered head and smiled "I had expected denial from you Inuyasha, no matter, Kagome will try to take your sword tonight for a romantic night, crazy as it sounds, she's fallen in love with tetsaiga"….. Inuyasha stared with a blank face "are you fucking crazy!!" Inuyasha shouted "how can she be in love with tetsaiga, it's a object for hell's sake!!" the sweating pig stood up, now sweating nearly a rivers worth of water from its skin, Inuyasha was trying to avoid the rushing waters, "I know the insanity of it Inuyasha, but it would make more sense if I told you that you are just an anime character in my twisted fan fic" "oh" Inuyasha slowly walked back to the group "my life is a lie" he muttered to himself before throwing himself off the cliff, sadly leaving the Tetsusaiga where it lay in its sheath on ground, well miroku and sango stared off the cliff into the fog hiding the oblivion that Inuyasha had fallen into, kagome picked up Tetsusaiga and ran off into the forest, crying with tears of joy, now she and Tetsusaiga could be alone together forever. Well many months passed, kagome and the Tetsusaiga had made love several times, but personally I call it ill use of a sword, she lived the rest of her days with Tetsusaiga, miroku was eventually eaten by sango once she was possessed by a sand worm, and Sango, after realizing what she had done, killed herself, the end.
Ya I know, it sucks but I only wrote cause me and a friend of mine were talking about odd pairings in Inuyasha fics and as a joke I came up with this one, we thought it was funny, so I wrote it, mostly for her amusement, cause I think she's going to be the only one who laughs but oh well. Later
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"Hey! I copyrighted that when I did that with Moses!" shouted god
Alright, he saw a sweating pig, the pig spoke to him in a firm but gentle voice, "Inuyasha, I have called you to tell you of a great disturbing news, Kagome, your love, is not in love with you" Inuyasha gasped for a moment "huh, what would you know, plus I don't like that girl" the pig nodded its sweat covered head and smiled "I had expected denial from you Inuyasha, no matter, Kagome will try to take your sword tonight for a romantic night, crazy as it sounds, she's fallen in love with tetsaiga"….. Inuyasha stared with a blank face "are you fucking crazy!!" Inuyasha shouted "how can she be in love with tetsaiga, it's a object for hell's sake!!" the sweating pig stood up, now sweating nearly a rivers worth of water from its skin, Inuyasha was trying to avoid the rushing waters, "I know the insanity of it Inuyasha, but it would make more sense if I told you that you are just an anime character in my twisted fan fic" "oh" Inuyasha slowly walked back to the group "my life is a lie" he muttered to himself before throwing himself off the cliff, sadly leaving the Tetsusaiga where it lay in its sheath on ground, well miroku and sango stared off the cliff into the fog hiding the oblivion that Inuyasha had fallen into, kagome picked up Tetsusaiga and ran off into the forest, crying with tears of joy, now she and Tetsusaiga could be alone together forever. Well many months passed, kagome and the Tetsusaiga had made love several times, but personally I call it ill use of a sword, she lived the rest of her days with Tetsusaiga, miroku was eventually eaten by sango once she was possessed by a sand worm, and Sango, after realizing what she had done, killed herself, the end.
Ya I know, it sucks but I only wrote cause me and a friend of mine were talking about odd pairings in Inuyasha fics and as a joke I came up with this one, we thought it was funny, so I wrote it, mostly for her amusement, cause I think she's going to be the only one who laughs but oh well. Later
WRITE ME GOOD REVEIWS!!!!