Summary: Aurora and her annoying brothers best friend, Scott, get sucked
into middle earth (ah-ha! Just like a Mary-Sue *grins*) They figure they
have been thrown into another world and are going to have to do something
spectacular. They soon realize they are in middle earth and they eagerly
join the fellowship. Will the fellowship be able to stand them? Will Aurora
become her worst nightmare, a Mary Sue?
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A/N: Here goes another try at humor. I will probably come off not being funny at all but horribly, horribly annoying or summat. But don't say I didn't warn you. I am telling you now this is stupid! I would still like it if you reviewed tho ^_^ I think its probably a little different from anything else you ever read *shrugs*
Oh by the way. I don't really have anything against SOME Mary-Sues. Some, whoa. Some are really bad. But I don't mind SOME stories where Legolas falls in love with someone. There are some really good ones out there and I even wrote one before. Thought I would make that clear ^_~
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"Argh! Scott! Turn down the damn music! I can't concentrate!" Aurora yelled, snapping her book shut.
Her brothers best friend peeked his head around the doorframe frowning, "I can listen to it as loud as I want."
Furious Aurora yelled back, "Don't be stupid! This is MY house. What makes you think you can do whatever you want here? Go home for once!"
"Nah, I'm alright here. I'm a guest. Why don't you take your nose out of the book and lighten up a bit. Damn, you don't know what its like to have fun." Scott said, ducking as the book narrowly missed his head.
"Shut up! Don't you have other things to do? Where are your stupid little pack of girls anyway? Can't you go somewhere with one of them?" Aurora asked angrily. Whenever Scott came over, girls would inevitably follow. She was very fed up of hearing squeals and giggles coming from her brothers room. Scott didn't get along well with his father and his mother had died when he was young. As a result Scott often stayed over their house for long periods of time. Dan, her brother, was normally gone with his girlfriend somewhere and that left Scott. With one or two girls. And a headache for a Aurora.
"I'm not in the mood." He replied smugly.
"Ugh, someone should warn them about your. . .your. . .STUPIDNESS," Aurora fired back.
"Stupidness?" Scott laughed, "Is that even a word?"
Angry, Aurora slammed the door on his face. Normally, she loved fighting with Scott. It amused her, because she almost always won. Most people thought she was a bitch. Let them think what they want, that was the code she lived by. Today, she just wasn't in the mood.
Why her brother was friends with that idiot remained a mystery to her. Aurora sighed, sitting down on her bed. Her brother had been friends with Scott for as long as she could remember. He might be three years older then her sixteen years of age but he acted twenty times less mature than she did. She shrugged. Oh well, she was used to it. They had never gotten along, much to her brothers annoyance. Ever since they were children it had been one argument, one prank, one whatever they could think of, after another. She stood up, stretched and went to pick up her book that she had thrown at Scott earlier. She set it on her desk and lay down on her bed again. She pulled the covers up over her and went to sleep the second her head hit the pillow.
Her sleep didn't last long. Before she knew it she woke up. She was disoriented for a moment as she looked around her room. She shrieked when she realized that a laughing Scott stood over her.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?" She yelled, pushing him so he fell very ungracefully down, legs flying up in the air.
Scott struggled to answer between laughs, "I. . ." he stopped short however when a bright light filled the room and both of them felt a strange twist from their navel. Aurora screamed as she felt like she was being torn apart, wind whipping her long brown hair. Her room dissolved in front of her and all she saw was darkness.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: OooOh the classic beginning to a Mary-Sue. Er, with annoying brothers friend in there.
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Aurora woke up, rubbing her eyes. She was lying flat on her back, gazing up at the sky. 'Oh yes. The sky. Wait a second' she thought. 'THE SKY? WHY THE HELL AM I SEEING THE SKY?'
She sat up, and when she saw where she was, she almost fell back over again. She was lying a section of grass. To her left was a tall, shadowed forest and in the distance she could see an unfamiliar mountain range. A groan coming next to her, caused her wide eyes to shift. Scott sat up, taking in the scene.
"Oh shit," he said, looking around.
"I double that. What the hell were you doing? AND WHERE ARE WE?" Aurora roared, very angry.
He turned to her, almost laughing. "I was going to pour ice down your shirt. But you woke up. Then I saw a bright flash of light and then. . ." Scott's voice slowly faded away. He sat there, his forehead scrunched up.
"Hello?" Aurora asked, poking his forehead.
"Hold on. . . I'm thinking. . ." he whispered back, shoving away her finger.
"Think faster!"
Suddenly Scott stopped and burst out laughing. "You know what? I think we have suddenly fallen into a movie or a book something. You know how the story goes."
Aurora groaned, "Oh no! Just what I need. To fall into some psychotic story." She sighed, "why does everything happen to me?"
Scott started a new wave of laughter. Aurora turned to him and yelled, "What? What could possibly be so funny now?"
After he caught his breath he said, "If we did, than you must be a Mary- Sue!"
Aurora felt like punching him and crying at the same time. Her? A Mary-Sue? No way! Not in a million years! "No way Scott! Not even funny. There is no possible way I could become a Mary-Sue! NO possible way!"
Scott looked at her skeptically, "Whatever you say Mary. . .or should I call you Sue? Which do you prefer?"
She shoved him down.
"God, of all people to get thrown into this with. . . it HAD to be you!" She stood up, brushing the dirt from her backend and retying her hair in its pony tail.
"Look, we need to find out where we are. Then we can figure out the story and then leave. Rrr.These type of people LEAVE eventually right?"
Scott rubbed his chin, "Never question the ways of a Mary-Sue."
Aurora was ready to argue with him but stopped when she realized she agreed. Interesting. He did have brains after all.
They started walking toward the mountains, thinking it was the best of any directions.
"You know, I'm blaming all this on you Scott." Aurora said casually. Kicking dirt with her slippers. That's right. Her slippers. She sighed. Of course when she suddenly gets dropped into another world it HAD to be in her pajamas. What luck.
"Blame away Sue." Scott replied whistling, trying not to laugh.
"Hahaha. Really funny. You know I wont become a Mary-Sue! I doubt there is any hot guys here anyway. Who could I possibly fall in love with?"
Scott shrugged, still grinning. "Like I said. Never question the ways of a Mary-Sue. You could fall in love with anyone."
Aurora chose not to comment on this as she continued walking on. She didn't get far when she stopped. Scott crashed into her.
"Wake up Aurora! Why did you stop walking?" Scott asked, rubbing his toe that he has stubbed whilst crashing into her.
"Use your eyes, you idiot!" Aurora replied through clenched teeth. Pointing slightly to the left of them. Scott looked and immediately stopped babbling. Three people were all pointing arrows at them.
'Arrows. Oh great, arrows" Aurora thought clenching her fists.
"What are you doing here?" The first man asked.
'What a coincidence' Aurora thought, ' he speaks English. Lucky us.' Then she noticed the pointed ears. 'No. No way! Its not possible. But it was unmistakable. It was an elf.'
"Ehm, well, Mr. Er. Elf guy. We were dropped here. From another world. And we don't really know where we are at."
The elf lowered his bow immediately and called back, "Relax! Its another Mary-Sue! False alarm!"
"Excuse me! I am NOT a Mary-Sue, thank you very much." Aurora replied indignantly.
Scott stepped forward, "Hello. My name is Scott. This is Aurora although you can call her Sue, if you want. We were both dropped here. Me, probably by accident. I imagine she was thrown into this place because she will become a Mary-Sue. I was just unlucky to get sucked in it with her. But we need to figure out where we are."
"Middle-Earth" the elf said, putting away his arrows.
Aurora gaped. Middle Earth? Lord of The Rings? Oh, great just great. This place was FULL of Mary-Sues. What on earth was she going to do?
"Lord of the Rings?" Scott asked Aurora quietly.
She nodded, "Yup. Just our luck. Too bad you interrupted me earlier. That happens to be the book I am currently reading."
Scott shrugged, "Well, how far you?"
Aurora thought for a moment before answering, "Um. There is this little short dude called a hobbit. . .Frodo. He has this Ring of Power. Uh. . .this dark lord, Sauron wants to use this ring to control all of the world. Frodo has a friend. Wait, he's a wizard. Gandalf. Yah, that's the name. Gandalf wanted to meet him in Bree. But he didn't make it cuz he was held captive by a wizard Saruman whom he thought was a friend, but was utterly betrayed. Frodo and his friends Merry, Pippin and Sam met up with this man named Strider. He took them to this mountain called Amon Sul or summat like that. Frodo was attacked by Naz-gul. Weird black caped, ring wraiths who want the ring for their master, Sauron. He got hurt. And that's as far as I got."
Scott stared at her for a moment then opened his mouth angrily, "WHAT? What the hell kind of world did we get thrown into? Damn you for being a Mary- Sue! I shouldn't have tried to trick you! How many evil wizards can one place have?"
Aurora shrugged, "There's only ONE evil wizard, or Istari. Sauron is a maiar of the once evil va-"
Scott covered her mouth with his hand. "Don't go and get me confused even more. Did you see what the next chapter is?"
Aurora scrunched her forehead in thought, "Ummm...something to do with a place. Rakerville. Maybe?" She turned to the elf who was sitting on a rock, watching them in amusement. "Er, is there some place called Rakerville around here?"
"Rakerville? No. But I would guess you want to head to Rivendell. That's where most Mary-Sues start."
Aurora didn't even try to argue the point this time. "Whatever. Can you take us there. Is it near?"
The elf nodded. "Yes. Maybe a day's journey. Lets go."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/n: Stupid? Yes. Mockery of Mary Sues? Yes. Should I continue? Do you like it? Let me know by pushing that button down there. Please? Preetyyy please?
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A/N: Here goes another try at humor. I will probably come off not being funny at all but horribly, horribly annoying or summat. But don't say I didn't warn you. I am telling you now this is stupid! I would still like it if you reviewed tho ^_^ I think its probably a little different from anything else you ever read *shrugs*
Oh by the way. I don't really have anything against SOME Mary-Sues. Some, whoa. Some are really bad. But I don't mind SOME stories where Legolas falls in love with someone. There are some really good ones out there and I even wrote one before. Thought I would make that clear ^_~
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"Argh! Scott! Turn down the damn music! I can't concentrate!" Aurora yelled, snapping her book shut.
Her brothers best friend peeked his head around the doorframe frowning, "I can listen to it as loud as I want."
Furious Aurora yelled back, "Don't be stupid! This is MY house. What makes you think you can do whatever you want here? Go home for once!"
"Nah, I'm alright here. I'm a guest. Why don't you take your nose out of the book and lighten up a bit. Damn, you don't know what its like to have fun." Scott said, ducking as the book narrowly missed his head.
"Shut up! Don't you have other things to do? Where are your stupid little pack of girls anyway? Can't you go somewhere with one of them?" Aurora asked angrily. Whenever Scott came over, girls would inevitably follow. She was very fed up of hearing squeals and giggles coming from her brothers room. Scott didn't get along well with his father and his mother had died when he was young. As a result Scott often stayed over their house for long periods of time. Dan, her brother, was normally gone with his girlfriend somewhere and that left Scott. With one or two girls. And a headache for a Aurora.
"I'm not in the mood." He replied smugly.
"Ugh, someone should warn them about your. . .your. . .STUPIDNESS," Aurora fired back.
"Stupidness?" Scott laughed, "Is that even a word?"
Angry, Aurora slammed the door on his face. Normally, she loved fighting with Scott. It amused her, because she almost always won. Most people thought she was a bitch. Let them think what they want, that was the code she lived by. Today, she just wasn't in the mood.
Why her brother was friends with that idiot remained a mystery to her. Aurora sighed, sitting down on her bed. Her brother had been friends with Scott for as long as she could remember. He might be three years older then her sixteen years of age but he acted twenty times less mature than she did. She shrugged. Oh well, she was used to it. They had never gotten along, much to her brothers annoyance. Ever since they were children it had been one argument, one prank, one whatever they could think of, after another. She stood up, stretched and went to pick up her book that she had thrown at Scott earlier. She set it on her desk and lay down on her bed again. She pulled the covers up over her and went to sleep the second her head hit the pillow.
Her sleep didn't last long. Before she knew it she woke up. She was disoriented for a moment as she looked around her room. She shrieked when she realized that a laughing Scott stood over her.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?" She yelled, pushing him so he fell very ungracefully down, legs flying up in the air.
Scott struggled to answer between laughs, "I. . ." he stopped short however when a bright light filled the room and both of them felt a strange twist from their navel. Aurora screamed as she felt like she was being torn apart, wind whipping her long brown hair. Her room dissolved in front of her and all she saw was darkness.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/N: OooOh the classic beginning to a Mary-Sue. Er, with annoying brothers friend in there.
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Aurora woke up, rubbing her eyes. She was lying flat on her back, gazing up at the sky. 'Oh yes. The sky. Wait a second' she thought. 'THE SKY? WHY THE HELL AM I SEEING THE SKY?'
She sat up, and when she saw where she was, she almost fell back over again. She was lying a section of grass. To her left was a tall, shadowed forest and in the distance she could see an unfamiliar mountain range. A groan coming next to her, caused her wide eyes to shift. Scott sat up, taking in the scene.
"Oh shit," he said, looking around.
"I double that. What the hell were you doing? AND WHERE ARE WE?" Aurora roared, very angry.
He turned to her, almost laughing. "I was going to pour ice down your shirt. But you woke up. Then I saw a bright flash of light and then. . ." Scott's voice slowly faded away. He sat there, his forehead scrunched up.
"Hello?" Aurora asked, poking his forehead.
"Hold on. . . I'm thinking. . ." he whispered back, shoving away her finger.
"Think faster!"
Suddenly Scott stopped and burst out laughing. "You know what? I think we have suddenly fallen into a movie or a book something. You know how the story goes."
Aurora groaned, "Oh no! Just what I need. To fall into some psychotic story." She sighed, "why does everything happen to me?"
Scott started a new wave of laughter. Aurora turned to him and yelled, "What? What could possibly be so funny now?"
After he caught his breath he said, "If we did, than you must be a Mary- Sue!"
Aurora felt like punching him and crying at the same time. Her? A Mary-Sue? No way! Not in a million years! "No way Scott! Not even funny. There is no possible way I could become a Mary-Sue! NO possible way!"
Scott looked at her skeptically, "Whatever you say Mary. . .or should I call you Sue? Which do you prefer?"
She shoved him down.
"God, of all people to get thrown into this with. . . it HAD to be you!" She stood up, brushing the dirt from her backend and retying her hair in its pony tail.
"Look, we need to find out where we are. Then we can figure out the story and then leave. Rrr.These type of people LEAVE eventually right?"
Scott rubbed his chin, "Never question the ways of a Mary-Sue."
Aurora was ready to argue with him but stopped when she realized she agreed. Interesting. He did have brains after all.
They started walking toward the mountains, thinking it was the best of any directions.
"You know, I'm blaming all this on you Scott." Aurora said casually. Kicking dirt with her slippers. That's right. Her slippers. She sighed. Of course when she suddenly gets dropped into another world it HAD to be in her pajamas. What luck.
"Blame away Sue." Scott replied whistling, trying not to laugh.
"Hahaha. Really funny. You know I wont become a Mary-Sue! I doubt there is any hot guys here anyway. Who could I possibly fall in love with?"
Scott shrugged, still grinning. "Like I said. Never question the ways of a Mary-Sue. You could fall in love with anyone."
Aurora chose not to comment on this as she continued walking on. She didn't get far when she stopped. Scott crashed into her.
"Wake up Aurora! Why did you stop walking?" Scott asked, rubbing his toe that he has stubbed whilst crashing into her.
"Use your eyes, you idiot!" Aurora replied through clenched teeth. Pointing slightly to the left of them. Scott looked and immediately stopped babbling. Three people were all pointing arrows at them.
'Arrows. Oh great, arrows" Aurora thought clenching her fists.
"What are you doing here?" The first man asked.
'What a coincidence' Aurora thought, ' he speaks English. Lucky us.' Then she noticed the pointed ears. 'No. No way! Its not possible. But it was unmistakable. It was an elf.'
"Ehm, well, Mr. Er. Elf guy. We were dropped here. From another world. And we don't really know where we are at."
The elf lowered his bow immediately and called back, "Relax! Its another Mary-Sue! False alarm!"
"Excuse me! I am NOT a Mary-Sue, thank you very much." Aurora replied indignantly.
Scott stepped forward, "Hello. My name is Scott. This is Aurora although you can call her Sue, if you want. We were both dropped here. Me, probably by accident. I imagine she was thrown into this place because she will become a Mary-Sue. I was just unlucky to get sucked in it with her. But we need to figure out where we are."
"Middle-Earth" the elf said, putting away his arrows.
Aurora gaped. Middle Earth? Lord of The Rings? Oh, great just great. This place was FULL of Mary-Sues. What on earth was she going to do?
"Lord of the Rings?" Scott asked Aurora quietly.
She nodded, "Yup. Just our luck. Too bad you interrupted me earlier. That happens to be the book I am currently reading."
Scott shrugged, "Well, how far you?"
Aurora thought for a moment before answering, "Um. There is this little short dude called a hobbit. . .Frodo. He has this Ring of Power. Uh. . .this dark lord, Sauron wants to use this ring to control all of the world. Frodo has a friend. Wait, he's a wizard. Gandalf. Yah, that's the name. Gandalf wanted to meet him in Bree. But he didn't make it cuz he was held captive by a wizard Saruman whom he thought was a friend, but was utterly betrayed. Frodo and his friends Merry, Pippin and Sam met up with this man named Strider. He took them to this mountain called Amon Sul or summat like that. Frodo was attacked by Naz-gul. Weird black caped, ring wraiths who want the ring for their master, Sauron. He got hurt. And that's as far as I got."
Scott stared at her for a moment then opened his mouth angrily, "WHAT? What the hell kind of world did we get thrown into? Damn you for being a Mary- Sue! I shouldn't have tried to trick you! How many evil wizards can one place have?"
Aurora shrugged, "There's only ONE evil wizard, or Istari. Sauron is a maiar of the once evil va-"
Scott covered her mouth with his hand. "Don't go and get me confused even more. Did you see what the next chapter is?"
Aurora scrunched her forehead in thought, "Ummm...something to do with a place. Rakerville. Maybe?" She turned to the elf who was sitting on a rock, watching them in amusement. "Er, is there some place called Rakerville around here?"
"Rakerville? No. But I would guess you want to head to Rivendell. That's where most Mary-Sues start."
Aurora didn't even try to argue the point this time. "Whatever. Can you take us there. Is it near?"
The elf nodded. "Yes. Maybe a day's journey. Lets go."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A/n: Stupid? Yes. Mockery of Mary Sues? Yes. Should I continue? Do you like it? Let me know by pushing that button down there. Please? Preetyyy please?