Author's note: I know I've been away a long time, and sorry no real update
yet. I thought I'd make outtakes from each chapter though. I hopes you
enjoy them.
Prologue
Irvine: Hey everyone. I'll bet you thought I died. Well...I did! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Anyway, here are some of the outtakes we got from this story. You should read the story first before going through the outtakes. I guarantee you'll enjoy them more.
Chapter 1
Irvine looked up and smiled. "You mind if I play hero?" He replied and shot at the dragon before Selphie could say anything. The shots were perfect, hitting the dragon in the head. It stopped dead in it's tracks. It was pissed now, but it stopped. In a fiery rage, the dragon let loose a volley of fire in Irvine's direction. Selphie tried again to reach for Irvine's arm, but Seifer pulled her away from the ledge throwing her into the corner. The fire swept across the balcony. Seifer was unharmed because he put up barrier, but the fire burned Irvine's hand and he began to lose grip. Seifer grabbed hold of his hand.
"I've got you!" Seifer said as he pulled him up. Suddenly the fire went across the balcony. As if slow motion, Seifer lost grip in pain. He could do nothing but watch Irvine fall in utter horror.
Seifer looked at the dragon and gasped. "OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED IRVINE!!" He said pointing to the dragon.
"YOU BASTARD!!" Selphie yelled from behind.
"CUT!!" The director yelled as everyone fell over laughing.
Chapter 2
"Well....you saved us all. I...I wasn't there because I was sleeping and well.....I could never have done what you did. Thanks man....you're a hero." Zell looked up at the moon in disbelief.
Then suddenly Irvine popped up and grabbed Zell.
"NO MAN! YOU'RE MY HERO!" He screamed as he burst out laughing.
Zell pushed Irvine off of him.
"FUCK man! I'm going to my trailer. CALL MY MANAGER MOTHER FUCKER!!"
CHAPTER 3
"Excuse me, but there are people MOURNING here!!" Selphie shouted out a little disturbed by what she just saw. Squall broke from Quistis and dashed toward Selphie, leaving Quistis aloneto ponder what she just did.
"Selphie!....I was looking for you." He said with flushed cheeks.
"I'm sure you were....I'm sure you were." She gave him an evil eye. "So is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a banana." He says as he pulls out a banana
Selphie grabs the banana and eats it really quickly.
"OH GODS!! YOU ATE MY ERECTION!" Squall screams in pain as Quistis falls over laughing.
CHAPTER 4
"Oh, Hi Seifer." She said in a cheery voice, but was with lack of energy for obvious reasons. "I'm glad you came.is that a dildo in your hand?" She pointed at the deodorant.
"GAH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
"CUT!!"
Chapter 6
After a brief session of drying her hair and her normal hygienical routine, she put on her instructor uniform. She slipped on her glasses and looked in the mirror. She blew herself a kiss cause she thought she looked hot in her uniform. She goes to walk through the door, but it never opens.
WHACK!!
THUMP!!
The door opens as Quistis is seen rubbing her head and her butt.
Chapter 7
Just then, the train hit a bump and both Selphie and Seifer went scrawling to the ground. The two landed together with their limbs intertwined. Seifer on top. Selphie was surprised, but let the situation get the better of her.
"I guess not." She said as she lay there squirming seductively underneath Seifer. There was a huge smile on her face amazed with her luck with trains. He got up abruptly. He looked at her annoyed, almost angry. There she was trying to seduce him, and he was about to let it happen. Her dress was tossed about her body revealing more of her great body than before. Seifer snapped.
"AWW HELL YEAH!" Seifer yells as he jumps back on Selphie and starts to mack on her.
"ARRRGH!! Get him off me!"
Chapter 10
Suddenly, the cabin door opened. Seifer backed away from Selphie as the person entered. Selphie nearly fell over, but managed to catch her footing. The man was dark with black spikey hair. It looked like his eyes were closed though, but apparently he could see. He saw Selphie and his face flushed red.
"HI MY NAME IS BROCK! WHAT'S YOURS?" Brock was mere inches away which made Selphie nervous.
"Selphie, my name is Selphie." She tried to sound distant so to be uninterested.
"WHAT A PRETTY NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL LADY! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME SO I CAN FINALLY LOSE MY V...."
There was a long pause as everyone stared at Seifer.
"What?" Was all he said as he took a swig of his beer.
There was some whispering from behind the camera.
"Oh.I was supposed to hit him?" Seifer asked confused.
"CUT!"
Chapter 11
"Judges?" She said. "I'm sorry. (WHAT?!) is not the correct answer. You must now remove an article of clothing."
As Squall motioned to remove his necklace, Irvine pops out from behind the door and rips Squall's towel off.
"HEY!" Squall yelled as he chased after Irvine. Quistis covered her eyes.
"I saw Squall's peg-leg before I had too!" She yelled as she started to curl up into a ball.
Epilogue
Squall: "Hey everyone! Squall here. I hope you enjoyed some of our outtakes."
Quistis: "I sure didn't"
Seifer: "Well it isn't about you is it?"
Quistis: "HEY! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE SQUALL'S WEINER!"
Squall: "ANYWAY! We hope to bring you more chapters soon. They will promise to be Hella Fun."
Selphie: "Okay..who says "Hella Fun"?"
Squall: "I do, now shut the fuuuuug up."
Zell: "ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! QUISTIS ATE THE LAST HOTDOG!!" Squall: "Oh For the love of..."*walks out*
*Everyone starts laughing*
Seifer: "We got him again!"
Quistis: "Stay tuned, and remember: It isn't the size that counts..it's also what it looks like." *goes to throw up at the mental picture*
*Everyone laughs*
Prologue
Irvine: Hey everyone. I'll bet you thought I died. Well...I did! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Anyway, here are some of the outtakes we got from this story. You should read the story first before going through the outtakes. I guarantee you'll enjoy them more.
Chapter 1
Irvine looked up and smiled. "You mind if I play hero?" He replied and shot at the dragon before Selphie could say anything. The shots were perfect, hitting the dragon in the head. It stopped dead in it's tracks. It was pissed now, but it stopped. In a fiery rage, the dragon let loose a volley of fire in Irvine's direction. Selphie tried again to reach for Irvine's arm, but Seifer pulled her away from the ledge throwing her into the corner. The fire swept across the balcony. Seifer was unharmed because he put up barrier, but the fire burned Irvine's hand and he began to lose grip. Seifer grabbed hold of his hand.
"I've got you!" Seifer said as he pulled him up. Suddenly the fire went across the balcony. As if slow motion, Seifer lost grip in pain. He could do nothing but watch Irvine fall in utter horror.
Seifer looked at the dragon and gasped. "OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED IRVINE!!" He said pointing to the dragon.
"YOU BASTARD!!" Selphie yelled from behind.
"CUT!!" The director yelled as everyone fell over laughing.
Chapter 2
"Well....you saved us all. I...I wasn't there because I was sleeping and well.....I could never have done what you did. Thanks man....you're a hero." Zell looked up at the moon in disbelief.
Then suddenly Irvine popped up and grabbed Zell.
"NO MAN! YOU'RE MY HERO!" He screamed as he burst out laughing.
Zell pushed Irvine off of him.
"FUCK man! I'm going to my trailer. CALL MY MANAGER MOTHER FUCKER!!"
CHAPTER 3
"Excuse me, but there are people MOURNING here!!" Selphie shouted out a little disturbed by what she just saw. Squall broke from Quistis and dashed toward Selphie, leaving Quistis aloneto ponder what she just did.
"Selphie!....I was looking for you." He said with flushed cheeks.
"I'm sure you were....I'm sure you were." She gave him an evil eye. "So is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a banana." He says as he pulls out a banana
Selphie grabs the banana and eats it really quickly.
"OH GODS!! YOU ATE MY ERECTION!" Squall screams in pain as Quistis falls over laughing.
CHAPTER 4
"Oh, Hi Seifer." She said in a cheery voice, but was with lack of energy for obvious reasons. "I'm glad you came.is that a dildo in your hand?" She pointed at the deodorant.
"GAH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
"CUT!!"
Chapter 6
After a brief session of drying her hair and her normal hygienical routine, she put on her instructor uniform. She slipped on her glasses and looked in the mirror. She blew herself a kiss cause she thought she looked hot in her uniform. She goes to walk through the door, but it never opens.
WHACK!!
THUMP!!
The door opens as Quistis is seen rubbing her head and her butt.
Chapter 7
Just then, the train hit a bump and both Selphie and Seifer went scrawling to the ground. The two landed together with their limbs intertwined. Seifer on top. Selphie was surprised, but let the situation get the better of her.
"I guess not." She said as she lay there squirming seductively underneath Seifer. There was a huge smile on her face amazed with her luck with trains. He got up abruptly. He looked at her annoyed, almost angry. There she was trying to seduce him, and he was about to let it happen. Her dress was tossed about her body revealing more of her great body than before. Seifer snapped.
"AWW HELL YEAH!" Seifer yells as he jumps back on Selphie and starts to mack on her.
"ARRRGH!! Get him off me!"
Chapter 10
Suddenly, the cabin door opened. Seifer backed away from Selphie as the person entered. Selphie nearly fell over, but managed to catch her footing. The man was dark with black spikey hair. It looked like his eyes were closed though, but apparently he could see. He saw Selphie and his face flushed red.
"HI MY NAME IS BROCK! WHAT'S YOURS?" Brock was mere inches away which made Selphie nervous.
"Selphie, my name is Selphie." She tried to sound distant so to be uninterested.
"WHAT A PRETTY NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL LADY! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME SO I CAN FINALLY LOSE MY V...."
There was a long pause as everyone stared at Seifer.
"What?" Was all he said as he took a swig of his beer.
There was some whispering from behind the camera.
"Oh.I was supposed to hit him?" Seifer asked confused.
"CUT!"
Chapter 11
"Judges?" She said. "I'm sorry. (WHAT?!) is not the correct answer. You must now remove an article of clothing."
As Squall motioned to remove his necklace, Irvine pops out from behind the door and rips Squall's towel off.
"HEY!" Squall yelled as he chased after Irvine. Quistis covered her eyes.
"I saw Squall's peg-leg before I had too!" She yelled as she started to curl up into a ball.
Epilogue
Squall: "Hey everyone! Squall here. I hope you enjoyed some of our outtakes."
Quistis: "I sure didn't"
Seifer: "Well it isn't about you is it?"
Quistis: "HEY! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE SQUALL'S WEINER!"
Squall: "ANYWAY! We hope to bring you more chapters soon. They will promise to be Hella Fun."
Selphie: "Okay..who says "Hella Fun"?"
Squall: "I do, now shut the fuuuuug up."
Zell: "ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! QUISTIS ATE THE LAST HOTDOG!!" Squall: "Oh For the love of..."*walks out*
*Everyone starts laughing*
Seifer: "We got him again!"
Quistis: "Stay tuned, and remember: It isn't the size that counts..it's also what it looks like." *goes to throw up at the mental picture*
*Everyone laughs*