Legolas's Surprise...
A/n sorry if this story is total shit. My mates and me wrote it in a social education lesson.
King Elessar had just been corinated. He and the fellowship were all gathered around the throne in Minas Tirith. They were all gattered. Being bored they decided to play a game of truth or dare. King elessar started the game. "So, Gimli truth or dare?"
"A dwarf never backs out of a dare!" he shouted.
"I dare you to.... Piss up the white tree!" Gimli being out of his head accepted. They were all watching. Gimli ran out of the palace dropped his trousers and pissed all over the white tree. "It'll have to be called the yellow tree now!" Laughed Legolas.
"Are you finished yet Gimli?!" called Arwen. She was surprised at how big Gimli's knob was for his size, and quite pleased that she had seen it.
"Yes" he shouted, clearly thrilled that he had upheld his honour as a dwarf, to complete all dares. Even if he looked a complete prick doing them. King Elessar, once he had recovered from laughing himself sick at what had just happened, declared that Legolas would be next.
Legolas stepped forward.
"Truth or dare?" said Gimli, obviously pleased with himself
"Truth" said Legolas being a complete pussy.
"Have you ever had feelings for another man?"
A/n sorry if this story is total shit. My mates and me wrote it in a social education lesson.
King Elessar had just been corinated. He and the fellowship were all gathered around the throne in Minas Tirith. They were all gattered. Being bored they decided to play a game of truth or dare. King elessar started the game. "So, Gimli truth or dare?"
"A dwarf never backs out of a dare!" he shouted.
"I dare you to.... Piss up the white tree!" Gimli being out of his head accepted. They were all watching. Gimli ran out of the palace dropped his trousers and pissed all over the white tree. "It'll have to be called the yellow tree now!" Laughed Legolas.
"Are you finished yet Gimli?!" called Arwen. She was surprised at how big Gimli's knob was for his size, and quite pleased that she had seen it.
"Yes" he shouted, clearly thrilled that he had upheld his honour as a dwarf, to complete all dares. Even if he looked a complete prick doing them. King Elessar, once he had recovered from laughing himself sick at what had just happened, declared that Legolas would be next.
Legolas stepped forward.
"Truth or dare?" said Gimli, obviously pleased with himself
"Truth" said Legolas being a complete pussy.
"Have you ever had feelings for another man?"