A/N I am so sorry about this story but I am just plain bored. And if it is
shit just tell me in your reviews and I promise never to write a shit story
again. And Allen I know your screen name so don't try it.
Chapter 2
Legolas hesitated a bit at this question. But after a while he answered. "Well if I tell the truth then, yes I have..." he was interrupted by the laughter of the fellowship.
"I always knew you was a queer!" screamed Frodo, trying very hard to breathe as he was laughing so hard his face had turned purple from the lack of air.
"Yes I have had feelings for another man but it was when I was a woman. And if I am honest with myself I do like to suck cocks even now." Everyone had stopped laughing and was looking at Legolas with a scared look on their faces.
"Why do you think that I was the first outside when Gimli got his cock out? I wanted to see how big he was so I could jack off over it tonight." Surprisingly Gimli was not scared by this remark; he seemed rather aroused by the comment. Sam noticed that Gimli had got an erection. But he didn't tell anyone in case they suspected him of being queer.
"Do you really mean it?"
"Of course I do Gimli. I find that deep voice of yours so arousing!"
"I didn't know you felt the same way!"
Everyone looked at Gimli in shock. Everyone had thought that Legolas was a poof all along but they had never suspected Gimli of being a bum boy. Being inspired by Gimli's and Legolas's honesty Sam stepped forward and spoke up.
"I am also gay!"
Sam looked round and expected to see a look of shock on everyone's, but everyone was still staring at Gimli.
"Did you hear me? I AM GAY!!" said Sam.
"We've known you're gay ever since you date raped Frodo at Weather Top." Said King Elessar.
"HE DID WHAT!!!!!!!" Screamed Frodo
"He raped you at Weather Top"
Without anyone noticing Gimli and Legolas had snuck off to the palace bedroom and were at it like dogs. The only reason they realised they had gone was because they heard Gimli moan in pleasure.
Chapter 2
Legolas hesitated a bit at this question. But after a while he answered. "Well if I tell the truth then, yes I have..." he was interrupted by the laughter of the fellowship.
"I always knew you was a queer!" screamed Frodo, trying very hard to breathe as he was laughing so hard his face had turned purple from the lack of air.
"Yes I have had feelings for another man but it was when I was a woman. And if I am honest with myself I do like to suck cocks even now." Everyone had stopped laughing and was looking at Legolas with a scared look on their faces.
"Why do you think that I was the first outside when Gimli got his cock out? I wanted to see how big he was so I could jack off over it tonight." Surprisingly Gimli was not scared by this remark; he seemed rather aroused by the comment. Sam noticed that Gimli had got an erection. But he didn't tell anyone in case they suspected him of being queer.
"Do you really mean it?"
"Of course I do Gimli. I find that deep voice of yours so arousing!"
"I didn't know you felt the same way!"
Everyone looked at Gimli in shock. Everyone had thought that Legolas was a poof all along but they had never suspected Gimli of being a bum boy. Being inspired by Gimli's and Legolas's honesty Sam stepped forward and spoke up.
"I am also gay!"
Sam looked round and expected to see a look of shock on everyone's, but everyone was still staring at Gimli.
"Did you hear me? I AM GAY!!" said Sam.
"We've known you're gay ever since you date raped Frodo at Weather Top." Said King Elessar.
"HE DID WHAT!!!!!!!" Screamed Frodo
"He raped you at Weather Top"
Without anyone noticing Gimli and Legolas had snuck off to the palace bedroom and were at it like dogs. The only reason they realised they had gone was because they heard Gimli moan in pleasure.