Anjira: ((sugar high and is BORED)) Hello! It's Anji and I'm so bored....I'm SUGARHIGH!!!

Yana: It's me, Yana and I'm bored and... that's it.

Anjira: ((for absolutely no reason, grabs a bucket of sugar and coffee and shoves it down Yana's throat))

Yana: HI, WE'RE ANJI AND YANA! WELCOME TO SUGARRRRR AND COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEE!

Anjira: ((not sugar High anymore)) GA and BB won't be in this chapter since they just ruin the whole thing..... ((YAWN!!!))

Yana: ((suddenly not sugar high too)) Yeah, it kinda ruins the plot. But then again, this story never had a plot, did it?

Anjira: you gots a point there....

Yana: Ha! I'm right! =)

Yugi: Could we erm....start the shoooowww???

Malik: ((randomly)) I like eggs.

Ryou: Doot dee doooooootelydootely doooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Yana: O-o Okeeee..... Anjira, you do the disclaimer.

Anjira: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon!!!!! If I did Yu-Gi-Oh's plot would be WAAAAAAAAAY different and there would be a Pokemon EMERALD!!!! (heehee)

Yana: Did you say Pokemon?

Anjira: yes I did!

Yana: Well, let's start the chapter! I was about to say action-packed, but oh well.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Domino City, siiiiiigh)

Ryou: ((sigh)) Walking down the same, boring street going to the same, boring school with the same not-so-boring friends.... I wish something extraordinary would happen!

Suddenly, a yellow cat with deep gray eyes and a purple tip on HER tail walked up to him. (It's Ri!)

Ryou: O-O There's something you don't see everyday.

Cat (Ri): ((claws come out of her paw and the turn out to be thrown at Ryou and he is now PINNED to a fence)) Heehee ((Turns back into human Ri...in her SKIRT!!!))

Ryou: Unhand me, you cretin!

Ri: ((throws daggers at him but intentionally misses)) Miaaaaaaaaaa! I got Ryou!!!!

Mia: You did? Thanks, Ri!

Ri: Eheehee! nn ((transforms and she is wearing her Domino uniform.....then it's raining all of a sudden....-.-)) YAY!

Yana (the OC): ((comes outta nowhere)) Hey Ri!

Ri: Hewwo!!! ((turns around to see Yana in a waitress outfit (You know the poofy ones? Like what Chii wears?) ))

Yana: Don't ask. Anywho, I saw what you did back there. That was cool.

Ri: You mean this? ((grabs a spear outta now where and when Ryou was aboot to run away from Mia he gets pinned to the wall by the spear)) It's easy! Hey..... aren't you supposed to be in uniform?

Yana: I told you, don't ask.

Ri: .....Oh let me guess, your Dad's trying to turn your restaurant into a cafe?

Yana: No...............

Ri: .....Okay, weeeeeeeell come on, let's go to school! It's raining harder than before!

Yana: Yeah, this costume cost a lot! ((covers mouth))

Ri: ((smile)) okay... I won't laugh so spit it out already

Yana: I got the lead part at the school play and I have to wear this poofy waitress costume. Wonder who's the lead man......

Ri: You tried out?! So did I!!!

Yana: What part didja get?

Ri: Promise you won't laugh?

Yana: Cross my heart.

Ri: ((Takes a deeeeeeeeep breath)) Shapeshiftingbestfriendofthemaincharacterssssssssss! ((gasping like mad))

Yana: What's so funny about that?

Joey: ((poofs to Yana and Ri))

Ri: ((sees a book in Joey's hand called: "Script: Old Man Johanson")) Oh man... You're the Grampa of the main character in the play!!!!!!!

Joey: Yeah, I know. I wanted to play dat guy with da sword, but dat part was taken. v-v

Ri: oh....you mean the bad guy part? Kaiba got that one.

Joey: Fft. Suits him right.

The rain became SOOOOOO strong, school was canceled and all the cast members had to go to Ri's house since it was the closest to the school and they decided to rehearse there! (Anjira: Good thing Ri has a mansion! Yana: Yeah!)

Yana: Okay, there's a big chance that at least someone here plays the lead guy. Who is it?

Malik: I am! ((raises hand))

Yana: ((slaps forehead))

Malik: What?

Ri: I know who the lead guy is......

Everyone: Who?

Ri: ....Him! ((points at the script Tristan's holding "Script: Lead Guy, Marvin"))

Tristan: Oh yeah..... I forgot I even auditioned!

Yana: ((grabs script)) Hey...... he's not the lead guy...... it says here 2ND lead guy, Marvin!

Ri: ((grabs script from Yana and cleans it a bit and the '2' becomes a '1st'))

Yana: Then it must be my script! They didn't mention my part when I auditioned! ((cleans the 1st lead girl a bit and it now says 2nd lead girl)) Ha! I knew there was something funny with the one!

Ri: That means........ EVERYBODY CLEAN YOUR SCRIPTS!!!!!!!

Joey: ((cleans his script)) I don't play old man Johanson, I play Orlando Johansen! The 2nd lead guy that accidentally falls in love with the 2nd lead girl!

Yugi, Yami, Tristan and Duke: SEA MONKIES OF BAD GUY?!!!!

Kaiba: ((cleans his script)) Evil advisor of bad guy. Feh. No wonder I couldn't believe that script had lots of devious planning.

Bakura: Yeah! I'm the MAIN bad guy!!!!!!!

Marik: And I'm Minion number 3! Is that good?

Malik and Ryou: Angel and devil of every character?!

Celestina: Lesse..... Girlfriend of evil bad guy.

Kaiba: NOOOOOOO!!!! That means kissing scenes for them!

Celly: We broke up, remember?

Kaiba: Oh yeah, forgot about that.....

Mia and Meyra: Sisters of Main girl no.2!

Mint and Reysha: Girls who fall in love wif sea monkies 1 and 2!

Tea: Main girl!

Ri: You didn't clean yours ((shakes Tea's script....)) Script: Annoying old hag who the bad guy kills in a fire?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Poor you, Tea!

Tea: Then who's the Lead girl?

Everybody: ((Stares at Ri in Shock))

Malik: You're the lead?

Yana: Hold yer phone.... ((cleans Ri's script)) Ri's still the shape- shifting person.

Everybody: Phew!

Ri: I have another script too! ((Cleans script2)) ME?! I'm the lead girl?! ((Faints))

Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Serenity will hate me!

Duke: She already hates you.

Tristan: That makes it even worse!

Ri: And Serenity?

Serenity: ((cleans her script)) Main girl's Sister! Yay!!! (They make good sisters since they're both sorta blind!)

Mokuba: ((cleans script)) I'm the main girl's brother!

Ri: welll.....that's settled.......

Yana: Let us now rehearse! Where do we begin?

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Anjira: I know you guys are confused

Yana: Yep. We know.

Anjira: So here's The REAL cast! Yana? would you do the honors? Mint and Reysha fall in love with Yugi and Yami....that means their sea monkeys too!!!!

Yana: Ri and Tristan DO NOT fall in love in the play. Serenity and Tristan are.

Anjira:Yeah! It's Ri and JOEY?!

Yana: Joey accidentally falls in love with Yana in the play. Yana's a waitress. Joey's a rich guy.

Anjira: okay!

Anjira: Then who falls in love with Ri?

Yana: I dunno.

Anjira: Marik?

Yana: Minion number 3?

Anjira: You mean minion no.3 who is actually the main guy?

Yana: Yep! I know, that makes no sense BUT WHO CARES?!

Anjira: Now is time for the who is whoooooo!!!!!

Yana: That's right!

Anjira: Yana? Would you once again do the honors?

Yana: Sure!

Ri – Roxanne

Marik - Marik/Minion no. 3

Yana – Lara

Joey – Orlando

Serenity and Mokie - Siblings of Roxanne

Mia and Meyra - Lara's sisters

Yana: You do the rest, Anjira!

Anjira: Okies!

Kaiba - Bad guy's advisor

Bakura - Bad guy

Yugi - sea monkey no.1

Yami- sea monkey no.2

Tristan- sea monkey no.3

Duke- sea monkey no. 4

Mint and reysha - Melanie and Rachel sea monkies who fall in love with sea monkeys 1 and 2!!!

Anjira: Your turn, Yana.

Yana: Sure thing!

Ryou – Angel

Malik - Devil

Tea - Annoying old hag who bad guy kills in fire

Yana: I think that's it?

Anjira: Yep!

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Yanu: ((narrating the story)) Once upon a time...... ((Cast starts to act)) in London, there was a girl named Roxanne. She was ordinary like many other people were.

Ri: ((reading a story about the world war to Mokuba))

Yanu: But there was one problem with her. She was blind.

Ri: Oh drat......my daggers are missing! ((but they were hanging on her wall))

Yanu: Lucky for Roxanne, there was also another girl in the family who was blind.

Serenity: Hi Roxie! ((starts playing with Mokuba))

Monoki: But Roxanne wasn't completely blind. No. She can see very well under water or in rain!

Ri: ((in the swimming pool))

-----------------------------------------(stopping for now more next chapter!)

Serenity: ((telling a story to Mokuba)) ...And he is very mean. He once banished a hundred people to the shadows!

Mokuba: Ohhhh....

Serenity: ((notices that story has stopped)) Oh. Sorry.

Anjira: It's okay Serenity!

Serenity: ((leaves stage with Mokie))

Yana: Okay, tune in next time for House of Randomology!

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