Yana: Hey folks!
Anjira: HELLO! I'M A FREAK SHOW AND I JUST FARTED!
Yana: Riiiight. Um... Disclaimer?
Anjira: Let's make Yugi do it!
Yugi: Aw, do I have to?
Yana and Anjira: YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
Yugi: Yana and Anjira do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. What a relief.
Yanu: ((lights up a fire cracker and burns down Kaiba's house)) Banzai!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------(Happy Tree Friends is cool!)
Chapter 4: REAL Rehearsal!
Ri: ((sitting on a chair, looks up at Marik)) Hey Marik, I have a question.
Marik: Wah?
Ri: How'd you get a part in this play? I mean, you don't seem to have an interest in acting at all.
Marik: ((about to say something but just stands there with his mouth open)) Let's just do a flashback! ((presses a red, shiny button and everything becomes flashbacky))
Flash back... Domino High
Marik: ((walking by the hallway, blacks out, then ends up in the janitor's closet)) ((sees a pair of eyes staring at him that it's so creepy)) ...
Intermission!
Anjira: Before you say anything, I would just like to point out that Ri has an older brother named Re. That is all. And, instead of being blind, Re is mute and carries a plushie gun and a very, very, very long sword that is very, very, very deadly.
End Intermission!
Marik: ((girly scream))
The eyes turned out to be the director of ze play!
Director: You have screaming! Would you be... minion number 366?
Marik: Uh... no?
Director: ((gets all angry)) YOU MUST DO IT!
Marik: ((girly scream)) Okay, okay! I'll do it! ((cries like a wittle baby then sucks thumb))
End flashback!
Marik: ((sucking thumb))
Ri: Too bad I couldn't see that, but I sure could hear it!
Ryou: Hi Ri! ((sees Marik sucking his thumb)) Um, why is Marik sucking his thumb?
Ri: Long story. Ryou, how'd you get a part in the play?
Ryou: Flashback, please!
Flashback!
Director: ((in auditions)) Next!
Ryou: ((goes on stage but falls flat on his face)) ((gets up but suddenly...))
Bakura: ((comes in with his flamethrower)) FWEE! ((burns random things))
Ryou: Bakura, stop that this instant! Blah blah blah... ((begins to make a soeech similar to Tea's, only it's about not burning people))
Director: That's what we're looking for! Bakura?
Ryou and Bakura: Yeah?
Director: You guys are in the play!
Bakura and Ryou: YAY!
End flashback!
Intermission!
Yana: Bakura is now the Devil, Malik is the Main Bad Guy and yeah.
End intermission!
Ryou: ...and that's how I got in the play!
Ri: Oh. Kaiba!
Kaiba: What?
Ri: How'd you get in the play?
Kaiba: ...
Flashback!
Kaiba: ((found a newspaper ad that said "You! You must... sing a happy, happy, happy song! Sing a happy-")) ((tape of newspaper ad gets burnt and burns Kaiba's hands so Kaiba landed in the hospital))
Guy: Kaiba... you must join the school play...
Kaiba: ((unsconsciously sings contract and he was in the school play))
End flashback!
Ri: So that's how it started! And that's why your hand is so black that you can almost see the bone!
Kaiba: Hn.
Yugi: Hello, Ri!
Ri: Yugi! How'd you, Yami, Tristan and Duke get in the play?
Yugi: Weeeell...
Flashback!
Yugi: ((is at the school's swimming pool)) Tristann, do I have to?
Tristan and Duke: Yes!
Yugi: ((Gets in the pool, slips and is drowning))
Yami: Yugi is in deep peril! I must go save him! ((gets in pool and saves Yugi))
Director: You guys! You guys are perfect for the school play!
Duke: Does that mean we're in?
Tristan: Duh.
End flashback!
Ri: Ooh!
Yugi: Yup.
Joey: Hey Ri!
Ri: We'll just go to your flashback, okay?
Joey's flashback!
Joey: ((beats up some kid in the alley))
Director: You have some good beating up potential! Will you be in the play?
Joey: Sure. Whatever.
End flashback!
Joey: Yeah, that's how I got in the play.
Ri: I wonder about Tea's... I'll do her flashback!
Tea's flashback!
Tea: ((walking down the street, talking to herself, thinking aboot her next fwiendship speech))
Out of nowhere, she sees a cute, little puppy barking a song!
Director: You have good barking potential! Will you be in the play?
Dog: ((runs away))
Director: ((sees Tea)) AAAH!!!!! BROWN-HAIRED WOMAN! DIEDIEDIE! ((burns Tea with a lighter, gasoline, acetone and salt)) Oh no, I burned her! Will you be in the play nonetheless?
Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE FLAMES! THE ACETONE! THE SALT! I NEED TO FART! ((farts and explodes))
Director: Oops, I think I killed her! At least I got her signature! Ooh, that's a big burn mark.
End Tea's flashback!
Ri: Ow...
Serenity: I'll just tell you my flashback now.
Serenity and Mokie's flashback!
Serenity: ((at the park, playing with Mokuba))
Director: You two look like brother and sister! Will you be in the school play?
Mokuba: Sure!
End flashback!
Ri: Oh. Okay!
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Yana: Tune in next time!
Anjira: R&R!
Anjira: HELLO! I'M A FREAK SHOW AND I JUST FARTED!
Yana: Riiiight. Um... Disclaimer?
Anjira: Let's make Yugi do it!
Yugi: Aw, do I have to?
Yana and Anjira: YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
Yugi: Yana and Anjira do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. What a relief.
Yanu: ((lights up a fire cracker and burns down Kaiba's house)) Banzai!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------(Happy Tree Friends is cool!)
Chapter 4: REAL Rehearsal!
Ri: ((sitting on a chair, looks up at Marik)) Hey Marik, I have a question.
Marik: Wah?
Ri: How'd you get a part in this play? I mean, you don't seem to have an interest in acting at all.
Marik: ((about to say something but just stands there with his mouth open)) Let's just do a flashback! ((presses a red, shiny button and everything becomes flashbacky))
Flash back... Domino High
Marik: ((walking by the hallway, blacks out, then ends up in the janitor's closet)) ((sees a pair of eyes staring at him that it's so creepy)) ...
Intermission!
Anjira: Before you say anything, I would just like to point out that Ri has an older brother named Re. That is all. And, instead of being blind, Re is mute and carries a plushie gun and a very, very, very long sword that is very, very, very deadly.
End Intermission!
Marik: ((girly scream))
The eyes turned out to be the director of ze play!
Director: You have screaming! Would you be... minion number 366?
Marik: Uh... no?
Director: ((gets all angry)) YOU MUST DO IT!
Marik: ((girly scream)) Okay, okay! I'll do it! ((cries like a wittle baby then sucks thumb))
End flashback!
Marik: ((sucking thumb))
Ri: Too bad I couldn't see that, but I sure could hear it!
Ryou: Hi Ri! ((sees Marik sucking his thumb)) Um, why is Marik sucking his thumb?
Ri: Long story. Ryou, how'd you get a part in the play?
Ryou: Flashback, please!
Flashback!
Director: ((in auditions)) Next!
Ryou: ((goes on stage but falls flat on his face)) ((gets up but suddenly...))
Bakura: ((comes in with his flamethrower)) FWEE! ((burns random things))
Ryou: Bakura, stop that this instant! Blah blah blah... ((begins to make a soeech similar to Tea's, only it's about not burning people))
Director: That's what we're looking for! Bakura?
Ryou and Bakura: Yeah?
Director: You guys are in the play!
Bakura and Ryou: YAY!
End flashback!
Intermission!
Yana: Bakura is now the Devil, Malik is the Main Bad Guy and yeah.
End intermission!
Ryou: ...and that's how I got in the play!
Ri: Oh. Kaiba!
Kaiba: What?
Ri: How'd you get in the play?
Kaiba: ...
Flashback!
Kaiba: ((found a newspaper ad that said "You! You must... sing a happy, happy, happy song! Sing a happy-")) ((tape of newspaper ad gets burnt and burns Kaiba's hands so Kaiba landed in the hospital))
Guy: Kaiba... you must join the school play...
Kaiba: ((unsconsciously sings contract and he was in the school play))
End flashback!
Ri: So that's how it started! And that's why your hand is so black that you can almost see the bone!
Kaiba: Hn.
Yugi: Hello, Ri!
Ri: Yugi! How'd you, Yami, Tristan and Duke get in the play?
Yugi: Weeeell...
Flashback!
Yugi: ((is at the school's swimming pool)) Tristann, do I have to?
Tristan and Duke: Yes!
Yugi: ((Gets in the pool, slips and is drowning))
Yami: Yugi is in deep peril! I must go save him! ((gets in pool and saves Yugi))
Director: You guys! You guys are perfect for the school play!
Duke: Does that mean we're in?
Tristan: Duh.
End flashback!
Ri: Ooh!
Yugi: Yup.
Joey: Hey Ri!
Ri: We'll just go to your flashback, okay?
Joey's flashback!
Joey: ((beats up some kid in the alley))
Director: You have some good beating up potential! Will you be in the play?
Joey: Sure. Whatever.
End flashback!
Joey: Yeah, that's how I got in the play.
Ri: I wonder about Tea's... I'll do her flashback!
Tea's flashback!
Tea: ((walking down the street, talking to herself, thinking aboot her next fwiendship speech))
Out of nowhere, she sees a cute, little puppy barking a song!
Director: You have good barking potential! Will you be in the play?
Dog: ((runs away))
Director: ((sees Tea)) AAAH!!!!! BROWN-HAIRED WOMAN! DIEDIEDIE! ((burns Tea with a lighter, gasoline, acetone and salt)) Oh no, I burned her! Will you be in the play nonetheless?
Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE FLAMES! THE ACETONE! THE SALT! I NEED TO FART! ((farts and explodes))
Director: Oops, I think I killed her! At least I got her signature! Ooh, that's a big burn mark.
End Tea's flashback!
Ri: Ow...
Serenity: I'll just tell you my flashback now.
Serenity and Mokie's flashback!
Serenity: ((at the park, playing with Mokuba))
Director: You two look like brother and sister! Will you be in the school play?
Mokuba: Sure!
End flashback!
Ri: Oh. Okay!
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Yana: Tune in next time!
Anjira: R&R!