Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
Episode one: 1 Woman, 3 Men, 'Who's my baby's Daddy?'
Vincent: Hi welcome to the first of my new series of talk shows. I'm Vincent Valentine and let's welcome our first guest, Scarlet!
Scarlet walks in
Scarlet: Hi, glad to be on the show!
Vincent: Ok, Scarlet tell us what happened.
Scarlet: Well, I have been sleeping with boyfriends I've been meeting at bars and clubs, and I'm pregnant. I want to know who the baby's father is.
Vincent: Ok, lets welcome the first boyfriend, Cid Highwind!
Cid walks in
Cid: Hi.
Vincent: Ok, you've been for the tests and we have them here. Anything you want to say before we open it?
Cid: Yeah, if I am the father I will help it every step of the way in it's life.
Vincent: Ok, Cid... You aren't the father.
Cid: Oh, ok I can take that. I SAID I CAN TAKE THAT! Listen to me *Beep*! Come on then!
Cid hits Vincent with a chair, Vincent changes into Chaos
Chaos: Come on then!
Chaos charges at Cid knocking him flying, through the exit
Vincent: Well be back right after this commercial break!
Cid: Commercial, my ass!!!
*Theme tune*
Vincent: Now Scarlet, here's the next possible father. Come out Tseng!
Tseng walks in
Tseng: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: Ok, take a seat Tseng. We have the results here, anything you want to say before we open them?
Tseng: Yeah, I hope I am the father. Because it would make me proud and happy.
Crowd: Awww....
Tseng: SHUT UP!
Vincent: Ok, Tseng... Is not the father. How does that make you feel?
Tseng: Well, like I said, I wanted to be the father but I'm not so... well I'm relived, I've got it done now.
Vincent: Well, bye then.
Tseng: Ok, ok, I'm going.
Vincent: Now Scarlet, here's the baby's father, but because that's not certain at the moment, we still ran the tests, so, Rufus come on out!
Rufus comes in, with bodyguards.
Rufus: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: I've got a quiche in the oven so we'll make it quick, Rufus.... is not the father....
Rufus: B*beep*
Vincent: If he's not the father who is?
Scarlet: I dunno!
Vincent: How many people did you sleep with?
Scarlet: I didn't count
Vincent: How many?
Scarlet: Fivethousandninehundredandfortythree.
Vincent: We'll be right back....
*Theme tune*
By Xardas
Episode one: 1 Woman, 3 Men, 'Who's my baby's Daddy?'
Vincent: Hi welcome to the first of my new series of talk shows. I'm Vincent Valentine and let's welcome our first guest, Scarlet!
Scarlet walks in
Scarlet: Hi, glad to be on the show!
Vincent: Ok, Scarlet tell us what happened.
Scarlet: Well, I have been sleeping with boyfriends I've been meeting at bars and clubs, and I'm pregnant. I want to know who the baby's father is.
Vincent: Ok, lets welcome the first boyfriend, Cid Highwind!
Cid walks in
Cid: Hi.
Vincent: Ok, you've been for the tests and we have them here. Anything you want to say before we open it?
Cid: Yeah, if I am the father I will help it every step of the way in it's life.
Vincent: Ok, Cid... You aren't the father.
Cid: Oh, ok I can take that. I SAID I CAN TAKE THAT! Listen to me *Beep*! Come on then!
Cid hits Vincent with a chair, Vincent changes into Chaos
Chaos: Come on then!
Chaos charges at Cid knocking him flying, through the exit
Vincent: Well be back right after this commercial break!
Cid: Commercial, my ass!!!
*Theme tune*
Vincent: Now Scarlet, here's the next possible father. Come out Tseng!
Tseng walks in
Tseng: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: Ok, take a seat Tseng. We have the results here, anything you want to say before we open them?
Tseng: Yeah, I hope I am the father. Because it would make me proud and happy.
Crowd: Awww....
Tseng: SHUT UP!
Vincent: Ok, Tseng... Is not the father. How does that make you feel?
Tseng: Well, like I said, I wanted to be the father but I'm not so... well I'm relived, I've got it done now.
Vincent: Well, bye then.
Tseng: Ok, ok, I'm going.
Vincent: Now Scarlet, here's the baby's father, but because that's not certain at the moment, we still ran the tests, so, Rufus come on out!
Rufus comes in, with bodyguards.
Rufus: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: I've got a quiche in the oven so we'll make it quick, Rufus.... is not the father....
Rufus: B*beep*
Vincent: If he's not the father who is?
Scarlet: I dunno!
Vincent: How many people did you sleep with?
Scarlet: I didn't count
Vincent: How many?
Scarlet: Fivethousandninehundredandfortythree.
Vincent: We'll be right back....
*Theme tune*