Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
Episode three: 'T.V. Wars!'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I have to go to aa meetings! Today we are going to talk to the president of Shinra, come in Mr. President!
The President walks in
Audience: *Clap*
President: Hi, err... what's your name?
Vincent: Vincent.
President: Any way Vincent, I'm here to settle the dispute between me and my son, Rufus. Every night he wants to watch The Squall Show, you know the guy from FF8? Well I want to watch gardener's world with Cid Highwind but he always uses that blasted dog of his to snatch the remote! You know... what's your name again?
Vincent: Vincent.
President: You know Vincent, kids these days...
Vincent: Ok, lets welcome Rufus!
Audience: *clap*
Rufus: Hi.
Vincent: So how often do these disputes happen?
Rufus: Quite often.
Vincent: And I hear you always win....
Rufus: No! That's not true! He uses his expensive robots that blow up unexpectedly and send a spikey blonde haired guy falling for a mile to his death, and the fall would shatter every single bone in his body, fortunately some small flowers manage to break his fall, and save his life. To stop me from watching T.V!
President: That's not true..... what's your name again?
Vincent: Vincent!
President: Oh sorry Vincent! It's totaly wrong! He snatches it all the time! ..... what's your name again?
Vincent transforms into Chaos
Chaos: VINCENT YOU *beep*HOLE!
President: You wouldn't dare touch me I'm armed with a weapon which has the ability to vaporise even the biggest Chocobo turd!
Chaos: You wouldn't dare.
President: Pull my finger.
Chaos: Huh?
President: PULL MY FINGER!
Chaos slowly moves his hands towards the President's index finger, the audience gasps, then he pulls it..... Nothing happens but he starts to turn red.
Audience Member: He's gonna blow! Run for it!
Every one runs out even the camera crew, except for Chaos and President Shinra
President: Unleash the dragon! Pfffft!
Chaos casts barrier, but it's no use, it holds on for a while but it soon goes.
Chaos: I know!
Chaos casts refelct
President: Oh good god no! I'm being gassed out by my own fumes! *Sniff* Mmmmm that's actually quite a nice smell.
*Theme tune*
By Xardas
Episode three: 'T.V. Wars!'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I have to go to aa meetings! Today we are going to talk to the president of Shinra, come in Mr. President!
The President walks in
Audience: *Clap*
President: Hi, err... what's your name?
Vincent: Vincent.
President: Any way Vincent, I'm here to settle the dispute between me and my son, Rufus. Every night he wants to watch The Squall Show, you know the guy from FF8? Well I want to watch gardener's world with Cid Highwind but he always uses that blasted dog of his to snatch the remote! You know... what's your name again?
Vincent: Vincent.
President: You know Vincent, kids these days...
Vincent: Ok, lets welcome Rufus!
Audience: *clap*
Rufus: Hi.
Vincent: So how often do these disputes happen?
Rufus: Quite often.
Vincent: And I hear you always win....
Rufus: No! That's not true! He uses his expensive robots that blow up unexpectedly and send a spikey blonde haired guy falling for a mile to his death, and the fall would shatter every single bone in his body, fortunately some small flowers manage to break his fall, and save his life. To stop me from watching T.V!
President: That's not true..... what's your name again?
Vincent: Vincent!
President: Oh sorry Vincent! It's totaly wrong! He snatches it all the time! ..... what's your name again?
Vincent transforms into Chaos
Chaos: VINCENT YOU *beep*HOLE!
President: You wouldn't dare touch me I'm armed with a weapon which has the ability to vaporise even the biggest Chocobo turd!
Chaos: You wouldn't dare.
President: Pull my finger.
Chaos: Huh?
President: PULL MY FINGER!
Chaos slowly moves his hands towards the President's index finger, the audience gasps, then he pulls it..... Nothing happens but he starts to turn red.
Audience Member: He's gonna blow! Run for it!
Every one runs out even the camera crew, except for Chaos and President Shinra
President: Unleash the dragon! Pfffft!
Chaos casts barrier, but it's no use, it holds on for a while but it soon goes.
Chaos: I know!
Chaos casts refelct
President: Oh good god no! I'm being gassed out by my own fumes! *Sniff* Mmmmm that's actually quite a nice smell.
*Theme tune*