Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
Episode four: 'Get off, you bitch!'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I'm a train-spotter! Today we are going to talk to Tifa Lockheart who feels her boy friend is cheating on her, come in Tifa!
Tifa comes in
Audience: *Claps*
Tifa: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: So how old is your boyfriend?
Tifa: Twenty one.
Vincent: Ok and how long have you been suspecting your boyfriend?
Tifa: A month now.
Vincent: Ok why have you been so suspicious?
Tifa: I keep wanting to talk with him but he's always busy going out.
Vincent: Ok come in Cloud!
Cloud walks in and sits next to Tifa
Tifa: Cloud I've wanted to ask you something but you've been too busy. Are you having an affair?
Cloud: Yes
Vincent: Oh my God that's like a record or something! I mean no one has never admitted that quickly!
Tifa: How could you?
Cloud: Easy, I went round to her house whenever she was available and boned her!
Tifa: *Sob*
Tifa blurts out crying
Vincent: Oh my God. Cloud are you feeling ok?
Cloud: No, not realy.
Vincent: What happened the night you and Tifa slept outside of the highwind during your pursuit of Sephiroth?
Cloud: We f*beep!*ed!
Vincent: Ok... And how did you REALY meet Aeris?
Cloud: She was a whore in the Sector 7 slums.
Vincent: And what about the Underwear in the flash back?
Cloud: I'm wearing it now! It hasn't been washed for 3 years, mmmm... Tifa fresh!
Vincent: That is not right! And did you realy feel that warm fuzzy feeling in the pit of your stomach called love when you met Aeris?
Cloud: No I was just hungry.
Vincent : Any way who did you cheat on Tifa with?
Cloud: Aeris.
Tifa: But she's dead!?
Cloud: I know!
Tifa: ......
Cloud: I f*beep!*ed her dead corpse!
Audience: Ewww!
Vincent: We'll be right back after this commercial!
*Theme tune*
By Xardas
Episode four: 'Get off, you bitch!'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I'm a train-spotter! Today we are going to talk to Tifa Lockheart who feels her boy friend is cheating on her, come in Tifa!
Tifa comes in
Audience: *Claps*
Tifa: Hi Vincent.
Vincent: So how old is your boyfriend?
Tifa: Twenty one.
Vincent: Ok and how long have you been suspecting your boyfriend?
Tifa: A month now.
Vincent: Ok why have you been so suspicious?
Tifa: I keep wanting to talk with him but he's always busy going out.
Vincent: Ok come in Cloud!
Cloud walks in and sits next to Tifa
Tifa: Cloud I've wanted to ask you something but you've been too busy. Are you having an affair?
Cloud: Yes
Vincent: Oh my God that's like a record or something! I mean no one has never admitted that quickly!
Tifa: How could you?
Cloud: Easy, I went round to her house whenever she was available and boned her!
Tifa: *Sob*
Tifa blurts out crying
Vincent: Oh my God. Cloud are you feeling ok?
Cloud: No, not realy.
Vincent: What happened the night you and Tifa slept outside of the highwind during your pursuit of Sephiroth?
Cloud: We f*beep!*ed!
Vincent: Ok... And how did you REALY meet Aeris?
Cloud: She was a whore in the Sector 7 slums.
Vincent: And what about the Underwear in the flash back?
Cloud: I'm wearing it now! It hasn't been washed for 3 years, mmmm... Tifa fresh!
Vincent: That is not right! And did you realy feel that warm fuzzy feeling in the pit of your stomach called love when you met Aeris?
Cloud: No I was just hungry.
Vincent : Any way who did you cheat on Tifa with?
Cloud: Aeris.
Tifa: But she's dead!?
Cloud: I know!
Tifa: ......
Cloud: I f*beep!*ed her dead corpse!
Audience: Ewww!
Vincent: We'll be right back after this commercial!
*Theme tune*