Vincent's Talk Show

By Xardas

Episode five: 'I pity the fool!'

Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I'm realy Welsh! Today we are going to talk to Barret Wallace who feels he is beginning to walk talk and act like Mr.T from the A-Team, come in Barret.

Barret comes in

Audience: *Claps*
Barrett: Sup foo!
Vincent: So how long have you been like this?
Barrett: What you talkin 'bout?
Vincent: Actin' like Mr. T?...
Barrett: I am foo!
Vincent: Ok.......
Barrett: No foo! I am! Square cast me as Barrett! Foo!
Vincent: Realy.
Barrett: Yeah.
Vincent: So you are Mr.T?
Barrett: How many times foo?
Vincent: 32'll do
Barrett: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that better?
Vincent: Yeah. You need to see a doctor.
Barrett: Listen foo! I don't need no doctor! I am Mr.T!


Vincent: Ok! Considering that was short we still hive some time left on the show!
Audience member: Good God no!

Barrett leaves

Vincent: Ok, this is the last episode of series 1.
Audience: Ahhhh.....
Vincent: ......
Audience: ........
Vincent: ......... so......
Audience: .........
Vincent: *Cough*
Audience: .........
Vincent: That's all we've got time for se you next season!

*Theme tune*

Camera moves to a big crowd, Vincent seems to be in the center

Vincent: Ok, I'm sorry, but we can't refund your tickets. I'm sorry

Vincent: Look I'm sorry.

Vincent: No I am not a hooker!