Vincent's Talk Show

By Xardas

Episode six: 'I like pie'

Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I am a chicken! Bock! Bock! Bock! To day we are going to talk to a majorly dysfunctional couple, come on in Cid and Sherra!

(Ed: please don't flame me if I spelt that wrong, please do something useful and let me know about it, please don't use it in your hatred against me, I know I'm the most hated person on this form but that's no excuse.... arghahahahahah... *choke*)

Cid and Sherra come in comes in

Audience: *Claps*
Sherra: Hi Vincent.
Cid: I like pie.
Vincent: Ok.... yeah..... hello, so what's the problem?
Cid: Mmmm pie!
Sherra:One night, Cid came home and he wanted pie fo....
Cid: Mmmm pie!
Sherra: Ok, he came home and he wanted pie for din.....
Cid: Mmmm pie
Sherra: Sorry about him.... any way he wanted a p.......
Cid: Mmmm pie
Vincent: Let the lady talk!
Cid: I like pie.
Vincent: Shut up!
Cid: I like donkey pie!
Vincent: Argh!

Vincent transforms into Chaos

Chaos: Shut up!!!!

Chaos rushes into Cid knocking him off scene

Cid: This is bad pie! I don't like this pie!

Vincent: Go on, finish.....

Sherra runs of crying

Cid: Mmmmmm pie
Vincent: Will you please shut up!
The credits roll and theme tune runs

In the background Chaos is pummelling Cid behind the credits, the staff are trying to pull him off but it isn't working. Near the end of the credits Chaos eventualy stops and turns to Vincent. Cid gets up and hits Vincent on the head with one of the chairs

As the credits finish the screen flicks to Cid sat on a chair looking idly into a camera

Voiceover: And now its time for Vincents final thoughts.....
Cid: Be cool, stay in school.... AND EAT PIE!!!!!

Staff have to pull Cid away from the cameras in a laughing rage