Wild Wild West:
Chapter Two: A Helping Paw
Seifer sighed and slumped to the back of the cell. I can't believe I got myself into this mess. Sure I've killed a hell of a lot of people, and I am a very rich and infamous man because of it. I never meant to kill her, even though she was the biggest bitch in the whole damn world, I don't hurt women.
flashback
Seifer was headed to the local saloon casually tearing his 'wanted' posters off buildings as he passed by them. He was just about 12 feet from the bar when he saw her.
Rinoa. She was headed in his direction. While swinging her hips in a way she supposed she thought was seductive and giving Seifer a playful wink, she drew nearer and whispered in Seifer's ear.
"Hey bad boy, looking for a good time?" She gave Seifer's lower region and quick glance and licked her lips.
"One that doesn't include you, bitch."
"Now Seifer, don't be stupid. I am everything you dream about and more, you know you want me."
"Well, I can't say I've dreamed about chocobo shit lately." Seifer said in disgust. "And that clearly is what you are."
Rinoa raised her hand to slap him, "W-why you..."
Seifer had enough, he grabbed her arm before her hand could make contact with his cheek, and drug her to the nearest dark alley. He forced her back to the wall and held her hands over her head.
"Look," he hissed, "Did it slip you mind that I'm a murderer? If I were you, I would. Back. Off."
Rinoa responded by grinding her hips againist his and leeting out a small moan. "Your so sexy when you angry."
"That is fucking it." Seifer's temper finally took control, he drew out Hyperion with one hand and pressed it to her throat, the other hand still holding her arms above her head. "I normally would never hurt a woman, but in this matter I would make an exception, you horny bitch."
"Yeah right," Rinoa taunted, "If you were ever as to even /scratch/ me, my brother would have you hanging from a rope within the next 24 hours. I suggest you just comply."
That was definitely 'fucking it', with one solid motion of his arm, he cleaved Rinoa's head right off her body. It took him a couple minute for the rage to wear off, and to realize what he had just done.
"Oh shit."
Seifer felt frantic, this was the sheriff's sister he just killed. Squall was never going to rest until he hung Seifer's sorry ass. I need to hide, Seifer thought, need to hide somewhere good, at least until Squall calms down and I can make my escape. His mind immediately thought of a small cavarn of large rocks he had discovered several years before.
Before leaving he grabbed Rinoa's head by it's shining ebony hair and tossed it to a dog that was lazily lying in the corner of the ally. Eat up.
flashback
Seifer moaned out load. He was as good as dead. Whats the use thinking about that little bitch anyways. I'll be seeing her in hell soon enough. Seifer closed his eyes.
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"Meow."
Seifer suddenly awoke with a start.
"Meow."
Seifer looked around the room to see a.... cat? What a cat doing down here? Wait a minute... this could be good...
"Here kittykittykitty, here kittykittykitty." Seifer cooed.
The cat merely looked in his direction and blinked owlishly.
"Here kittykittykitty."
The cat took a cautious step toward Seifer, "Meow?"
"Come here darlin'."
The cat came in contact with Seifer's outstretched hand and immediately began to puur.
"Now kittykitty," Seifer pointed to the other side of the room, "See those keys up there?"
"Meow." The cat seemed to nod in acknowledgement.
"I want you to get those for Uncle Seifie here, he needs to get out of this place."
The cat moved to where the keys where located, jumped on a nearby crate and began to swat at it with its paws. The keys started to inch off the nail. Yes, Seifer thought, yessssss, come on baby, get those keys.
The keys slid off with a metallic thud. YEAH BABY, bring them home to daddy. To Seifer's dismay the cat suddenly fled. WHAT THE FUCK? SO CLOSE, I WAS SO CLOSE! The sound of footsteps were suddenly heard coming down the stairs. FUCK!
(a/n) I only got one review so far, ONE. That's not very encouraging. I feel like I'm writing this for nothing. I don't know if I'm gonna continue... I'll tell you guys what, if I get at least 5 more reviews I continue. And if not, it would be a real shame to let this story go to waste.
Thanks for reading! I love you guys!!!!!!
Chapter Two: A Helping Paw
Seifer sighed and slumped to the back of the cell. I can't believe I got myself into this mess. Sure I've killed a hell of a lot of people, and I am a very rich and infamous man because of it. I never meant to kill her, even though she was the biggest bitch in the whole damn world, I don't hurt women.
flashback
Seifer was headed to the local saloon casually tearing his 'wanted' posters off buildings as he passed by them. He was just about 12 feet from the bar when he saw her.
Rinoa. She was headed in his direction. While swinging her hips in a way she supposed she thought was seductive and giving Seifer a playful wink, she drew nearer and whispered in Seifer's ear.
"Hey bad boy, looking for a good time?" She gave Seifer's lower region and quick glance and licked her lips.
"One that doesn't include you, bitch."
"Now Seifer, don't be stupid. I am everything you dream about and more, you know you want me."
"Well, I can't say I've dreamed about chocobo shit lately." Seifer said in disgust. "And that clearly is what you are."
Rinoa raised her hand to slap him, "W-why you..."
Seifer had enough, he grabbed her arm before her hand could make contact with his cheek, and drug her to the nearest dark alley. He forced her back to the wall and held her hands over her head.
"Look," he hissed, "Did it slip you mind that I'm a murderer? If I were you, I would. Back. Off."
Rinoa responded by grinding her hips againist his and leeting out a small moan. "Your so sexy when you angry."
"That is fucking it." Seifer's temper finally took control, he drew out Hyperion with one hand and pressed it to her throat, the other hand still holding her arms above her head. "I normally would never hurt a woman, but in this matter I would make an exception, you horny bitch."
"Yeah right," Rinoa taunted, "If you were ever as to even /scratch/ me, my brother would have you hanging from a rope within the next 24 hours. I suggest you just comply."
That was definitely 'fucking it', with one solid motion of his arm, he cleaved Rinoa's head right off her body. It took him a couple minute for the rage to wear off, and to realize what he had just done.
"Oh shit."
Seifer felt frantic, this was the sheriff's sister he just killed. Squall was never going to rest until he hung Seifer's sorry ass. I need to hide, Seifer thought, need to hide somewhere good, at least until Squall calms down and I can make my escape. His mind immediately thought of a small cavarn of large rocks he had discovered several years before.
Before leaving he grabbed Rinoa's head by it's shining ebony hair and tossed it to a dog that was lazily lying in the corner of the ally. Eat up.
flashback
Seifer moaned out load. He was as good as dead. Whats the use thinking about that little bitch anyways. I'll be seeing her in hell soon enough. Seifer closed his eyes.
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"Meow."
Seifer suddenly awoke with a start.
"Meow."
Seifer looked around the room to see a.... cat? What a cat doing down here? Wait a minute... this could be good...
"Here kittykittykitty, here kittykittykitty." Seifer cooed.
The cat merely looked in his direction and blinked owlishly.
"Here kittykittykitty."
The cat took a cautious step toward Seifer, "Meow?"
"Come here darlin'."
The cat came in contact with Seifer's outstretched hand and immediately began to puur.
"Now kittykitty," Seifer pointed to the other side of the room, "See those keys up there?"
"Meow." The cat seemed to nod in acknowledgement.
"I want you to get those for Uncle Seifie here, he needs to get out of this place."
The cat moved to where the keys where located, jumped on a nearby crate and began to swat at it with its paws. The keys started to inch off the nail. Yes, Seifer thought, yessssss, come on baby, get those keys.
The keys slid off with a metallic thud. YEAH BABY, bring them home to daddy. To Seifer's dismay the cat suddenly fled. WHAT THE FUCK? SO CLOSE, I WAS SO CLOSE! The sound of footsteps were suddenly heard coming down the stairs. FUCK!
(a/n) I only got one review so far, ONE. That's not very encouraging. I feel like I'm writing this for nothing. I don't know if I'm gonna continue... I'll tell you guys what, if I get at least 5 more reviews I continue. And if not, it would be a real shame to let this story go to waste.
Thanks for reading! I love you guys!!!!!!