Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
Episode seven: 'Spam wonderful, Spam'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I like to eat worms! Today we have the owner of sexpill.com, Eric Von Humpalot and an angry customer. Please welcome Eric and Sephiroph
Eric and Sephiroph enter
Audience: *Claps*
Eric: Hello Vincent.
Vincent: Welcome, Sephiroph would you like to tell me what happened?
Sephiroph: Yes, I can. I logged onto my internet e-mail and I recived an e-mail from sexpill.com. It read:
Are you letting your woman down?
You need not worry!
Make your woman squeal with our new viagra medication, add 4 inches! And that's just to the width!
Mail order and we'll get it to you in just 5 working days!
$29.99 a box
So I contacted the company and they sent me the box, I purchased a hooker and took the pills. Oh and I'd like to say thanks to Scarlett, that very hooker. It was a great ride, but I noticed no improvements... no four inch waist.
Vincent: Ok.... yeah..... could I hear more about the hooker please?
Sephiroph: Well they where perky...
Vincent: What where?
Sephiroph: Her melons....
Vincent: Her what?
Sephiroph: Her perky peaches
Vincent: I still don't know what your going on about....
Sephiroph: You know, her Easter eggs!
Vincent: Eh?
Sephiroph: God.... Her milkers!
Vincent: Uh?
Sephiroph: Her titties!
Vincent: Oh right!
Sephiroph: I'll kill you Eric Von Humpalot! A waste of £29.99!
Vincent: Woah! Calm down!
Sephiroph evaporates Vincent, the audience reacts.
So does Eric, he has hurled his fat ass over behind the sofa he was previously sat on and is cowering pathetically behind the chair.
Sephiroph makes a b-line for the camera. We see the view of the camera as it goes down. This is followed by screaming.
The show is cut off by a 'Maintenance Difficulty' sign. It then filickers to the VTS logo. A voice-over begins...
VO: We apologise for any inconvenience but due to the death of Mr. Valentine this show will be replaced by Amateur Anal Teen Up-skirt. Once again we apologise for any inconvenience.
By Xardas
Episode seven: 'Spam wonderful, Spam'
Vincent: Hi! Welcome to my talk show. I'm your host, Vincent Valentine and I like to eat worms! Today we have the owner of sexpill.com, Eric Von Humpalot and an angry customer. Please welcome Eric and Sephiroph
Eric and Sephiroph enter
Audience: *Claps*
Eric: Hello Vincent.
Vincent: Welcome, Sephiroph would you like to tell me what happened?
Sephiroph: Yes, I can. I logged onto my internet e-mail and I recived an e-mail from sexpill.com. It read:
Are you letting your woman down?
You need not worry!
Make your woman squeal with our new viagra medication, add 4 inches! And that's just to the width!
Mail order and we'll get it to you in just 5 working days!
$29.99 a box
So I contacted the company and they sent me the box, I purchased a hooker and took the pills. Oh and I'd like to say thanks to Scarlett, that very hooker. It was a great ride, but I noticed no improvements... no four inch waist.
Vincent: Ok.... yeah..... could I hear more about the hooker please?
Sephiroph: Well they where perky...
Vincent: What where?
Sephiroph: Her melons....
Vincent: Her what?
Sephiroph: Her perky peaches
Vincent: I still don't know what your going on about....
Sephiroph: You know, her Easter eggs!
Vincent: Eh?
Sephiroph: God.... Her milkers!
Vincent: Uh?
Sephiroph: Her titties!
Vincent: Oh right!
Sephiroph: I'll kill you Eric Von Humpalot! A waste of £29.99!
Vincent: Woah! Calm down!
Sephiroph evaporates Vincent, the audience reacts.
So does Eric, he has hurled his fat ass over behind the sofa he was previously sat on and is cowering pathetically behind the chair.
Sephiroph makes a b-line for the camera. We see the view of the camera as it goes down. This is followed by screaming.
The show is cut off by a 'Maintenance Difficulty' sign. It then filickers to the VTS logo. A voice-over begins...
VO: We apologise for any inconvenience but due to the death of Mr. Valentine this show will be replaced by Amateur Anal Teen Up-skirt. Once again we apologise for any inconvenience.