Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
News Bulletin - Read to you by Sara Ford
Sara: The city is being attacked today by a 168" by 35" penis. The public, especially old people have been advised to stay in their homes. The local police force are currently undergoing Operation: Semi Lob-on. The cock has destroyed 3 main buildings including: The Gold Saucer, Fort Condor and has blocked entrance to the mithril mine. The police are worried, in case the cock becomes erect. Ejaculation could mean ruin. The nob-sausage is owned by Sephiroph, who previously threatened the world with a meteor, and attacked Vincent Valentine and the camera crew for his talk show, Sephiroph has grown a huge 30ft as well. Now for the weather with that bimbo slut Jodie Graham... Bitch.....
Jodie: Sara, if you want to sort out that moustache I've got some marvellous creams!
Sara rubs her fingers under nose.
Jodie: And now for the weather....
Sara (under-breath): Home wrecker......
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Thank you to the loyal readers who followed this fic, or I should say: Thank you to the people I forced read this under torture. I need friends. Please be my friend I want you to come to my house. Please. Don't go. Please.... Oh it happened again. I will wollow in self-pity. Mmmmm, anti-de-stableised-parlementarial-social-communism. We float face down. People with big feet have big socks, people with big socks have big shoes, and people with big shoes have..... big feet. Endo meki neo beng gi ji yi pi. I live in a homeless shelter therefore I am not homeless. I eat, therefore, I am fat.
By Xardas
News Bulletin - Read to you by Sara Ford
Sara: The city is being attacked today by a 168" by 35" penis. The public, especially old people have been advised to stay in their homes. The local police force are currently undergoing Operation: Semi Lob-on. The cock has destroyed 3 main buildings including: The Gold Saucer, Fort Condor and has blocked entrance to the mithril mine. The police are worried, in case the cock becomes erect. Ejaculation could mean ruin. The nob-sausage is owned by Sephiroph, who previously threatened the world with a meteor, and attacked Vincent Valentine and the camera crew for his talk show, Sephiroph has grown a huge 30ft as well. Now for the weather with that bimbo slut Jodie Graham... Bitch.....
Jodie: Sara, if you want to sort out that moustache I've got some marvellous creams!
Sara rubs her fingers under nose.
Jodie: And now for the weather....
Sara (under-breath): Home wrecker......
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Thank you to the loyal readers who followed this fic, or I should say: Thank you to the people I forced read this under torture. I need friends. Please be my friend I want you to come to my house. Please. Don't go. Please.... Oh it happened again. I will wollow in self-pity. Mmmmm, anti-de-stableised-parlementarial-social-communism. We float face down. People with big feet have big socks, people with big socks have big shoes, and people with big shoes have..... big feet. Endo meki neo beng gi ji yi pi. I live in a homeless shelter therefore I am not homeless. I eat, therefore, I am fat.