Vincent's Talk Show
By Xardas
Episode Eleven: 'Victims of Lesbianism'
Vincent: Hi welcome to our second episode of series two! I am Vincent Valentine and I come from up north like! Seems a gripping love triangle which MADE FF7 had finally ended and today we are going to find out exactly what's going on.... could you please welcome our guests Cloud, Tifa and Aeris....
(yeah she's dead yada yada yada... I dunno she was re-awoken by a magic machine... woooooo!!!)
Enter Cloud, Tifa and Aeris
It appears Tifa and Aeris are holding hands
Cloud sits away from Tifa and Aeris
Tifa and Aeris move close
Cloud: shudder
Vincent: Okay, so what happened to the gripping triangle of love?
Tifa: In an alcohol fuelled argument about who Cloud loves the most, Aeris and I began to fall for each other. We where at the Gold Saucer hotel at the time and we ended up sleeping in the same bed.
Cloud: sob
Aeris: We enjoyed each others 'company' over being with Cloud so we kicked him out of the equation...
Vincent: What the fuck!? You don't even get to watch??
Cloud: No... I never saw this coming..... I wished they were fighting over me like the good ol' days... with the slapping, the cat fights, the slagging each other off.... Bitch, slag whore and so on. I cry myself to sleep because the only straight booty left now is Yuffie.... and she can grow a 'tash
Vincent: Poor guy.... I'm glad I dumped Tifa when I did....
Tifa: We love each other and that's all that matters! You just want to play with my swollen breasts.... we love each other and take simultaneous masturbation to new extremes.....
Vincent: That was something we didn't need to know.... this is a family show... some how....
Cloud has broken down and is in tears.....
Cloud: Its just the thought of what they get up to... with out me present!!
Vincent: ......there there.... cheer up... at least you've got cable....
Cloud: That's not funny..... I'm not a perv... I just want to participate.... That's all.... But these moody feminist lesbians wont let me....
Aeris (moody): We're not moody!!
Tifa: Calm down, its ok, just ignore him... its just because he can't have this...
Tifa kisses Aeris, it gets a bit more intense as Aeris kisses back. They begin to clearly use tongues, OUTSIDE of their mouths. Aeris gropes Tifa's breasts and they both moan.
Vincent: Okay, okay, save it for after 12pm, okay?
They break up
Cloud is now in tears
Vincent: Okay that's the end of the show, tune in next week!!! Same time, same channel! Could I see you two girls in my dressing room after the show? I could do to talk about some 'issues'....
Theme tune
(Warning: These next scenes contain adult material... so read on!) The camera continues rolling after the credits, but every one has gone.... The camera is being lifted of its tripod and moved backstage. After a few turns through several corridors, the camera arrives at a door with the name Vincent Valentine written on it. The door is locked but the mic on the camera picks up what is being said inside...
Click Click
Tifa: Moan
Click
Vincent: Yeah, could you move around a little?
Click
Tifa: Moan
Click
Vincent: Yeah like that.....
Click Click
Aeris: Oh God yeah!!
Click
Vincent: If you want to swap around....
Click
Vincent: Yeah that's it squeeze her... a real firm grip...
Click
Tifa: Ohhhh!!!
Click
Aeris: Ohhhh yeah....
Tifa: Moan
Click
Aeris: Where do you want it?
Tifa: Further up
Click
Aeris: There??
Tifa: Up!
Aeris: Moan
Tifa: That's the one!! Oh please more!!
Aeris: Oh sweet Jesus!
Tifa: Heavy Groaning
Click
Tifa: Mmmmmmm.....
Click Click Click Click
By Xardas
Episode Eleven: 'Victims of Lesbianism'
Vincent: Hi welcome to our second episode of series two! I am Vincent Valentine and I come from up north like! Seems a gripping love triangle which MADE FF7 had finally ended and today we are going to find out exactly what's going on.... could you please welcome our guests Cloud, Tifa and Aeris....
(yeah she's dead yada yada yada... I dunno she was re-awoken by a magic machine... woooooo!!!)
Enter Cloud, Tifa and Aeris
It appears Tifa and Aeris are holding hands
Cloud sits away from Tifa and Aeris
Tifa and Aeris move close
Cloud: shudder
Vincent: Okay, so what happened to the gripping triangle of love?
Tifa: In an alcohol fuelled argument about who Cloud loves the most, Aeris and I began to fall for each other. We where at the Gold Saucer hotel at the time and we ended up sleeping in the same bed.
Cloud: sob
Aeris: We enjoyed each others 'company' over being with Cloud so we kicked him out of the equation...
Vincent: What the fuck!? You don't even get to watch??
Cloud: No... I never saw this coming..... I wished they were fighting over me like the good ol' days... with the slapping, the cat fights, the slagging each other off.... Bitch, slag whore and so on. I cry myself to sleep because the only straight booty left now is Yuffie.... and she can grow a 'tash
Vincent: Poor guy.... I'm glad I dumped Tifa when I did....
Tifa: We love each other and that's all that matters! You just want to play with my swollen breasts.... we love each other and take simultaneous masturbation to new extremes.....
Vincent: That was something we didn't need to know.... this is a family show... some how....
Cloud has broken down and is in tears.....
Cloud: Its just the thought of what they get up to... with out me present!!
Vincent: ......there there.... cheer up... at least you've got cable....
Cloud: That's not funny..... I'm not a perv... I just want to participate.... That's all.... But these moody feminist lesbians wont let me....
Aeris (moody): We're not moody!!
Tifa: Calm down, its ok, just ignore him... its just because he can't have this...
Tifa kisses Aeris, it gets a bit more intense as Aeris kisses back. They begin to clearly use tongues, OUTSIDE of their mouths. Aeris gropes Tifa's breasts and they both moan.
Vincent: Okay, okay, save it for after 12pm, okay?
They break up
Cloud is now in tears
Vincent: Okay that's the end of the show, tune in next week!!! Same time, same channel! Could I see you two girls in my dressing room after the show? I could do to talk about some 'issues'....
Theme tune
(Warning: These next scenes contain adult material... so read on!) The camera continues rolling after the credits, but every one has gone.... The camera is being lifted of its tripod and moved backstage. After a few turns through several corridors, the camera arrives at a door with the name Vincent Valentine written on it. The door is locked but the mic on the camera picks up what is being said inside...
Click Click
Tifa: Moan
Click
Vincent: Yeah, could you move around a little?
Click
Tifa: Moan
Click
Vincent: Yeah like that.....
Click Click
Aeris: Oh God yeah!!
Click
Vincent: If you want to swap around....
Click
Vincent: Yeah that's it squeeze her... a real firm grip...
Click
Tifa: Ohhhh!!!
Click
Aeris: Ohhhh yeah....
Tifa: Moan
Click
Aeris: Where do you want it?
Tifa: Further up
Click
Aeris: There??
Tifa: Up!
Aeris: Moan
Tifa: That's the one!! Oh please more!!
Aeris: Oh sweet Jesus!
Tifa: Heavy Groaning
Click
Tifa: Mmmmmmm.....
Click Click Click Click