TDTYCGAOTAWWSISA....
You may know this story....
You may not....
But one thing is for sure....
The new name is....
Well.... ehh....
The new name is....
Hmmm...
Yu-Gi-Oh! Randomized....
Yeah....
--Disclaimer--You know what I own and don't. I own the story, and that's about it ;) And don't think I'm making this a gay fic...
-Part 1-
Yugi: Hooooowwwwdy ho boys and girls!!
Joey: Eh....
Kaiba: Uhhh...
Bakura: Ewww!!! -grins a flattered face-
Tea: Bakura!! -slaps Bakura-
Joey: Haha! Bakura had anuda gay moment dere.
Yugi: I didn't know you swung both ways Bakura!
Bakura: I don't....
--Later At the Kaiba house -smack- mansion--
Kaiba: Oh great... another thunderstorm.... phone rings Hello?
Mysterious voice: Mr. Kaiba?
Kaiba: Yes?
Mysterious voice: Mr. Kaiba?
Kaiba: Yes?
Mysterious voice: Oh. There you are...
Kaiba: ....
Mysterious voice: I know where you live...
Kaiba: Doesn't everyone? -both pause, staring into space-
Mysterious voice: I will be coming....
Kaiba: -eyes get wider- For what?
Mysterious voice: .... -looks around- To.... -head suddenly pops out of phone- TO SELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Uhhh... hangs up
Mysterious voice: :(
Mokuba: Who was that?
Kaiba: A creep...
Mokuba: What kinda creep?
Kaiba: ... Think '15 nose jobs' Mokuba....
Mokuba: :0 AHHHHH!!!! -runs away to his room screaming-
Kaiba: Ah... it's so clear out now... -birds chirp and fly around- Ahhh......... -FLASH BOOM birds fall out of air, burnt to a crisp- Wha??? Huh???
Next day
Mokuba: TV!!! -turns on TV while jumping towards the couch, only to hit the couch, bounce off, and into a lamp, which then hits an expensive vase-
Kaiba: Why is it always a vase that gets broken in rich peoples homes? -gets slapped by Mokuba- Err... mansions? -TV comes on-
Movie commercial voice: "The Day Before Tomorrow" comes out the day before tomorrow, which is today, which means the movies event should take place today, but it is fiction, so it will not happen the Day Before Tomorrow, but will it happen other days not the Day Before Tomorrow, we will not know, but then, it will not be the Day Before Tomorrow, but maybe, the Day Before the Day After Tomorrow, which would be Tomorrow? We don't know....
--Woot! That's enough for the first part. Lataz all! Thunderstorm!--
