A/N: cheerleader4life, Syd Lipsky is my original fanfic character. Kim doesn't show up 'til later, if at all. Bwahahaha. Enjoy.

(Establishing Shot - Same forest. Syd leans over Ron, watching him)

Syd: I can see what you meant by 'unusual appetite'.

Ron: My sword! My sword is gone!

Syd: Hey, it's not your spine.

Ron: Meh, that's right. Hey, what happened to the...

(Ron and Syd survey the area)

Ron: ....horse. I hate valet parking.

Syd: It hasn't been invented yet!

Ron: On foot!

Syd: No way.

(Beat)

Syd: These shoes are new, I do not intend to ruin them!

Ron: You're a material maiden, aren't you?

Syd: Of course. Aren't all of us, at the age of sixteen?

Ron: Eh....not most of you.

Syd: Sorcery.

Ron: Let's just continue before the heat makes you even more...er...

Syd: Surely sir, you are not implying that I am a crazy person.

Ron: Oh, no, never, madam.

(They leave the forest.)

Syd: Well, you may not have your sword, but at least we have our money.

Ron: We lost it at the casino a while back.

Syd: Well, we may not have our money, but at least we have our food!

Ron: The MROUAs took that.

Syd: Well, we may not have our food, but at least we have our dignity!

Ron: We lost our dignity when we stopped at-

Syd: Let's not mention that again.

(Beat)

Ron: All we did was...

Syd: I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION IT!

Ron: Hey, it was your idea!

Syd: MY idea?!

(A person clad in black runs by with a bag)

Syd: (to Ron) Thief?

Ron: Most definitely.

Syd: Wanna chase after him?

Ron: We're out of money, we have no valuables-

Syd: Correction: YOU have no valuables.

Ron: The point is, we have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

(They follow)

Syd: Think we'll reach him soon?

Ron: Possibly!

Syd: (sighs) Oh no. I'm doomed.

(They chase after the thief)