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By: Mary-Sue Gurl 4 Lyf lolz (Real Author: Sunny Starburst/Lilly Serenitia)
Real A/N: Yes, I decided to continue, because people wanted me to. OO;; I never thought this would actually turn out to be remotely funny. Well, (don't) enjoy this chapter! And I took one reviewer's advice about the random exclamation points. :D
Fake A/N: omg i luv u reevewers lyk so much!!1one plz keep revewing bcuz i lyk lurve yaah! omg lyk lol u guyz just rok so0o much nd stuFf lyk OmG yAh plz reevew i still need 99999996 riviwz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111one
chaptr 2: perfect Mary-Sue lyk meets teh baslizk lolz
ok lyk it wuz teh summer! tym nd Mary-Sue wuz lyk doing her summer homwerk nd stuff lyk that so yah she wuz real kool but ther wuz a lot of hw so she wuz lyk stressd so hr ey coler changed 4rm wutever it wuz bfor 2 yellw nd than a owl came 2 her windo lyk agen ya nd she opend tha windo nd tha happi owl hand her a ledder n she opnd it and sed "omg lyk its from that dood lyk with teh red hare lyk omg lol" so Mary-Sue went 2 stey with teh weezleez at tha burow. it wuz funn nd then thay had 2 go 2 dygon allie 2 get tha sipliz 4 skul yah yah so thy travld bye flu powdar Mary-Sue wuz reall good at it she did it prefictly nd didnt evn get durty n they went 2 flurish n blotz 2 get gelderoi lokhartz buks nd he waz all lyk "omg its Mary-Sue 2gethr u nd i macke ta front pg" so tha newspapr dood lyk took there piksher ya ya. then a hole bunch of oter stuf hapnd butt i dunt hav 2 esplan it 2 u becaz im teh athress ha ha ha on u lol bet ur jealus so they went on teh trein nd stuff Mary-Sue got a compertmint 2 herself! agin cuz shs purfiectly perficly PERFICT! so teh ppl wer lyk "omg kno u hav 2 sit w/me" but she didnt bcuz shez 2 perfict 4 ne 1 in teh wrld lyk yah. ne wai, teh tran ryd wuz preti un-evintfull Mary-Sue just ate lotz of sweet butt she didnt get fat becus she nvr duz!!!11 so then they were at skool but Mary-Sue being tha observitiv persin she is notisd that ron an harry wernt there "omg" she sed "this is lyk bad bcus thear mai 4renz" so she fond them at tha wumping wilo nd she sed "stop herting mai 4frns" to it nd it wuz lyk "omg im so sorri" nd it stopd "that wuz so lyk kewl" sed! harry so they went insyd but thay fond snap he wuz al lyk "omg u wrnt on teh traiN!!1one com w/me ur going 2 b expalld not u Mary-Sue ur perfect" so thay went 2 tha dunjins wher thay met prFeSor mcgonigall n dombelldoor 2 thay both seemd realli mad "u wer ceen" sed snap poenting 2 a newspapr "omg"sed harry n ron "itts luckey dat Mary-Sue save u 4rm da trEe" sed dumbellllllllldoreeeee "aftr all shes preftic" so harry n ron got detenshin but not Mary-Sue yay but Mary-Sue wuz glad tha her 4rands did not get ixpelld bcuz she ish lyk verie kindharted so next day ron got a howly red ledder she took it owtsid n oped it hurslef so no1 inthahall wood here it n evry1 cheard wen she got bak in "yay Mary-Sue we luv u omg i rymd" they! sed neway that afternun they had there 1st lesin w/perfeser lokhart he wuz all lyk "omg" nd he set teh pixxy farees loos but Mary-Sue put dem all bak in2 ta caje n got 10000 poynts 4 griffindorr then wen evry1 wuz practisin kwidich drako melfoi calld harmaiinee a mudblud so ron tryed to curse!! him but sinse ron had a bad wond it backfird nd he startd throwing up sluggs but Mary-Sue nu how 2 reverz teh spel so evry1 cheared even teh slitherins cuz thay all luv Mary-Sue lyk u alreddy no lololz!!one then Mary-Sue decyd 2 go w/harry 2 his dedenshin at lokharts offis wher he wuz anserin fan mal then harry n Mary-Sue herd a werd voyc dat wus mooving thru teh wallz n they wear lyk "omg" but lokhard didnt here it neether did ron and hermynee but thay saw misses nors she was pertifyd tha janiter dood wuz all lyk "omg dis is lyk so no kewl" "i kno how 2 do a spel that revers it!" yeld Mary-Sue. "sorry sed dumdor "we hav 2 ask u to pretend to b at the sam levl as evry1 else evn tho ur perfict we can restor teh kitty w/a mandrack drot thingy" tha nex dai ther wuz a kwiddich mach n harry wuz al lyk "omg i wish i wuz on teh teem i luv kwidich i want 2 beet melfoi" so Mary-Sue felt sorri 4 him she wantd evry1 2 b hapie so she sed "u can plai 4 me 2dai ur a gud sekker ill just wotch u" "r u shur" askd harry "yah" so harry plaid insted of Mary-Sue he won teh game but brok his arm bcuz of a rog bluger "omg im so sorri let me mend u arm" sed Mary-Sue but lukhert got thur 1st n he acidently remoovd ten bonz from harrys arm so he went 2 the hospitl wing "omg that sux" sed Mary-Sue "yah lyk i kno" sed harry then thay fond owt that collin crevvie had been pertifyd 2 "lyk omg it must b teh chambr of seecrits" sed Mary-Sue "i think ur write" sed dumbeldory "i think melfoi opnd teh chamberr" sed harry n ron n hermienee agred. Mary-Sue thot it wuz some1 else but she didnt sey ne ting bcuz az u no bye now Mary-Sue hatees 2 b!! rong lolz so Mary-Sue sigjested that thay mak a pollyjoose poshin 2 turn in2 1 of the slithirins so as 2 kweschin malfoi n find owt if he wuz teh calpritt so they got teh stuffs to mak teh poshin n made it in moning mertel's bathrum bcuz no1 evr went in theyre cuz mertel wuz lyk annoing so there was this dooling club thingy that evry1 went 2 n harry n malfoy were lyk dooling duh but malfoiy mad this lyk snak come out of his wond n harry sed sumthing in snak langwige n teh snak moovd tord this lyk huffpuff dood so Mary-Sue told teh snakee 2 stop in snake langwij so evry1 in huffpuff n ravinclow an slithrin thot that harry opnd teh chamber nd that Mary-Sue waz a heroe of courz wen the hufflpuff dood guy wuz attakd but bye then tha poshin wuz reddy n harry turnd in2 goil n ron turnd in2 crab n hermynee turnd in2 sum slithrin chik but Mary-Sue culd go as hurslef cuz evry1 in slithrin luvd her yah. so thy askd malfoi kweshchins n fond owt that he didnt kno who opned teh chambir of screets. but they went back 2 tha bathroom 2 tell hermywatshername about teh 411 thay fond owt but she got turnd in2 a kitty kat i dunno y so Mary-Sue usd a supa compilkated spel 2 turn her bak. a few dayz l8er Mary-Sue fond this lyk omg secret dairy that sed tom riddle on it n she wuz lyk "omg thats my last nam" so she wrot in it "my name is Mary-Sue" n then it wrot bak 2 her "hello mary-sue ur hot" then she wrot "omg capiltliz my name cuz im speshal" then it wrot "ok" so ta dairy dood wuz lyk omg showd her that hegryd opnd teh chamber so yah she told harry run n hermyionaeee then gildaroiy lokckhart had this lyk valantitynz dai celabrashin partay thingy nd Mary-Sue got vanalitinz 4from evry boi in teh skoll lyk yah.but than thay discovrd that hrminny had ben attakd thay wear lyk "omgomgomgomgomgomgomg no" so they went 2 hargids n that minista dood said lyk "omg u have 2 go 2 azakibin" so hargarid went thurr yo yo n told Mary-Sue!, harry and ron 2 go in2 teh forst n follw spyders so thay did but they met argag he wuz lyk dis big gaint spidr hoo wuz all lyk "omg ish Mary-Sue" n he espland all teh stuff abowt how hagid wuz innisent n teh girl who dyd last tym teh chambur wuz opind dyed in a bafroom n stuf but ten he sed "omg i have 2 eat u guyz cuz i hav lyk this hole big famly n we need 2 eat" "i understind" sed Mary-Sue "but plz dunt eat mai 4ends" but argig woodnt lissen "dont worry i wont eat u Mary-Sue but oh well"n his famly trid 2 get harry n ronn but lukcly Mary-Sue fond teh car that harry n ron flu 2 hogwertz n thay escappd just in tym omg tatz so0ooo00ooo amazing!!!1!!1!!1!!111!! than thay got bak n Mary-Sue siggested that the persin who dyed lasd tym neva left tha bafrum - monning mertal! so thay wer goin 2 go ask her how she dyd but thay wer cot by mgongal so thay had 2 go 2 teh hospal wing 2 visit herminny n then Mary-Sue sed that tha monsir in teh chamburr wuz lyk a bazlisc cuz onle her n harry culd here it cuz dey were perseltungz yah yah so tay went 2 teh bathdroom n entrd teh chamber lyk yah but ron got trapt behind sum rox n stuff so onlee harry n Mary-Sue got 2 go on thay saw teh dairy on tha floor neer ronns sistr jinny "omg" sed Mary-Sue. "we hav 2 sav her" "yah" sed harrie so thay fond tom riddle he wuz lyk "omg u guyz r stoopid... well not mary-sue shes my dotter ya ya" "capitalyz mai name!!!111111" yelld Mary-Sue but then tom calld teh basliszkk n then dumebaldore sent teh sorting hat n fawks teh pheenicks Mary-Sue put the sortin! hat on her hed n got a sword n usd it 2 kill teh baslisk (The real author is currently banging her head on her desk right now, as she has an unhealthy obsession with basilisks. Thank you, and let's get back to the fic, even though I know you don't want to. Wee.) n harry wuz lyk "omg" n tom-riddle-valdymord-dood wuz lyk "omgomgomgomg" so yah then Mary-Sue stabd the dairy w/teh baslik fang n tom riddel-dood disapered n jinny woke up then thay left teh chambeur n all teh pretified ppl woke up n dumbeldore gave Mary-Sue infinty points 2 her houz but of courz she wanted evry1 2 win so yah. "omg i luv u all" she sed n she got an award 4 specshal servisis 2 teh skool wich was all BIG n SHINY omg lolz shiny stuffs rule u omg lol n Mary-Sue (who carz about evry1 els) livs happly eva aftir. TEE AND!!
Real A/N: The author is currently dead and cannot make anymore comments about this monstrosity that is a Mary-Sue fic. We apologize for the delay. Thank you and good night.
Fake A/N: omgomgomgomg i lyk luv u now REEVEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111oneonehundredeleven
By: Mary-Sue Gurl 4 Lyf lolz (Real Author: Sunny Starburst/Lilly Serenitia)
Real A/N: Yes, I decided to continue, because people wanted me to. OO;; I never thought this would actually turn out to be remotely funny. Well, (don't) enjoy this chapter! And I took one reviewer's advice about the random exclamation points. :D
Fake A/N: omg i luv u reevewers lyk so much!!1one plz keep revewing bcuz i lyk lurve yaah! omg lyk lol u guyz just rok so0o much nd stuFf lyk OmG yAh plz reevew i still need 99999996 riviwz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111one
chaptr 2: perfect Mary-Sue lyk meets teh baslizk lolz
ok lyk it wuz teh summer! tym nd Mary-Sue wuz lyk doing her summer homwerk nd stuff lyk that so yah she wuz real kool but ther wuz a lot of hw so she wuz lyk stressd so hr ey coler changed 4rm wutever it wuz bfor 2 yellw nd than a owl came 2 her windo lyk agen ya nd she opend tha windo nd tha happi owl hand her a ledder n she opnd it and sed "omg lyk its from that dood lyk with teh red hare lyk omg lol" so Mary-Sue went 2 stey with teh weezleez at tha burow. it wuz funn nd then thay had 2 go 2 dygon allie 2 get tha sipliz 4 skul yah yah so thy travld bye flu powdar Mary-Sue wuz reall good at it she did it prefictly nd didnt evn get durty n they went 2 flurish n blotz 2 get gelderoi lokhartz buks nd he waz all lyk "omg its Mary-Sue 2gethr u nd i macke ta front pg" so tha newspapr dood lyk took there piksher ya ya. then a hole bunch of oter stuf hapnd butt i dunt hav 2 esplan it 2 u becaz im teh athress ha ha ha on u lol bet ur jealus so they went on teh trein nd stuff Mary-Sue got a compertmint 2 herself! agin cuz shs purfiectly perficly PERFICT! so teh ppl wer lyk "omg kno u hav 2 sit w/me" but she didnt bcuz shez 2 perfict 4 ne 1 in teh wrld lyk yah. ne wai, teh tran ryd wuz preti un-evintfull Mary-Sue just ate lotz of sweet butt she didnt get fat becus she nvr duz!!!11 so then they were at skool but Mary-Sue being tha observitiv persin she is notisd that ron an harry wernt there "omg" she sed "this is lyk bad bcus thear mai 4renz" so she fond them at tha wumping wilo nd she sed "stop herting mai 4frns" to it nd it wuz lyk "omg im so sorri" nd it stopd "that wuz so lyk kewl" sed! harry so they went insyd but thay fond snap he wuz al lyk "omg u wrnt on teh traiN!!1one com w/me ur going 2 b expalld not u Mary-Sue ur perfect" so thay went 2 tha dunjins wher thay met prFeSor mcgonigall n dombelldoor 2 thay both seemd realli mad "u wer ceen" sed snap poenting 2 a newspapr "omg"sed harry n ron "itts luckey dat Mary-Sue save u 4rm da trEe" sed dumbellllllllldoreeeee "aftr all shes preftic" so harry n ron got detenshin but not Mary-Sue yay but Mary-Sue wuz glad tha her 4rands did not get ixpelld bcuz she ish lyk verie kindharted so next day ron got a howly red ledder she took it owtsid n oped it hurslef so no1 inthahall wood here it n evry1 cheard wen she got bak in "yay Mary-Sue we luv u omg i rymd" they! sed neway that afternun they had there 1st lesin w/perfeser lokhart he wuz all lyk "omg" nd he set teh pixxy farees loos but Mary-Sue put dem all bak in2 ta caje n got 10000 poynts 4 griffindorr then wen evry1 wuz practisin kwidich drako melfoi calld harmaiinee a mudblud so ron tryed to curse!! him but sinse ron had a bad wond it backfird nd he startd throwing up sluggs but Mary-Sue nu how 2 reverz teh spel so evry1 cheared even teh slitherins cuz thay all luv Mary-Sue lyk u alreddy no lololz!!one then Mary-Sue decyd 2 go w/harry 2 his dedenshin at lokharts offis wher he wuz anserin fan mal then harry n Mary-Sue herd a werd voyc dat wus mooving thru teh wallz n they wear lyk "omg" but lokhard didnt here it neether did ron and hermynee but thay saw misses nors she was pertifyd tha janiter dood wuz all lyk "omg dis is lyk so no kewl" "i kno how 2 do a spel that revers it!" yeld Mary-Sue. "sorry sed dumdor "we hav 2 ask u to pretend to b at the sam levl as evry1 else evn tho ur perfict we can restor teh kitty w/a mandrack drot thingy" tha nex dai ther wuz a kwiddich mach n harry wuz al lyk "omg i wish i wuz on teh teem i luv kwidich i want 2 beet melfoi" so Mary-Sue felt sorri 4 him she wantd evry1 2 b hapie so she sed "u can plai 4 me 2dai ur a gud sekker ill just wotch u" "r u shur" askd harry "yah" so harry plaid insted of Mary-Sue he won teh game but brok his arm bcuz of a rog bluger "omg im so sorri let me mend u arm" sed Mary-Sue but lukhert got thur 1st n he acidently remoovd ten bonz from harrys arm so he went 2 the hospitl wing "omg that sux" sed Mary-Sue "yah lyk i kno" sed harry then thay fond owt that collin crevvie had been pertifyd 2 "lyk omg it must b teh chambr of seecrits" sed Mary-Sue "i think ur write" sed dumbeldory "i think melfoi opnd teh chamberr" sed harry n ron n hermienee agred. Mary-Sue thot it wuz some1 else but she didnt sey ne ting bcuz az u no bye now Mary-Sue hatees 2 b!! rong lolz so Mary-Sue sigjested that thay mak a pollyjoose poshin 2 turn in2 1 of the slithirins so as 2 kweschin malfoi n find owt if he wuz teh calpritt so they got teh stuffs to mak teh poshin n made it in moning mertel's bathrum bcuz no1 evr went in theyre cuz mertel wuz lyk annoing so there was this dooling club thingy that evry1 went 2 n harry n malfoy were lyk dooling duh but malfoiy mad this lyk snak come out of his wond n harry sed sumthing in snak langwige n teh snak moovd tord this lyk huffpuff dood so Mary-Sue told teh snakee 2 stop in snake langwij so evry1 in huffpuff n ravinclow an slithrin thot that harry opnd teh chamber nd that Mary-Sue waz a heroe of courz wen the hufflpuff dood guy wuz attakd but bye then tha poshin wuz reddy n harry turnd in2 goil n ron turnd in2 crab n hermynee turnd in2 sum slithrin chik but Mary-Sue culd go as hurslef cuz evry1 in slithrin luvd her yah. so thy askd malfoi kweshchins n fond owt that he didnt kno who opned teh chambir of screets. but they went back 2 tha bathroom 2 tell hermywatshername about teh 411 thay fond owt but she got turnd in2 a kitty kat i dunno y so Mary-Sue usd a supa compilkated spel 2 turn her bak. a few dayz l8er Mary-Sue fond this lyk omg secret dairy that sed tom riddle on it n she wuz lyk "omg thats my last nam" so she wrot in it "my name is Mary-Sue" n then it wrot bak 2 her "hello mary-sue ur hot" then she wrot "omg capiltliz my name cuz im speshal" then it wrot "ok" so ta dairy dood wuz lyk omg showd her that hegryd opnd teh chamber so yah she told harry run n hermyionaeee then gildaroiy lokckhart had this lyk valantitynz dai celabrashin partay thingy nd Mary-Sue got vanalitinz 4from evry boi in teh skoll lyk yah.but than thay discovrd that hrminny had ben attakd thay wear lyk "omgomgomgomgomgomgomg no" so they went 2 hargids n that minista dood said lyk "omg u have 2 go 2 azakibin" so hargarid went thurr yo yo n told Mary-Sue!, harry and ron 2 go in2 teh forst n follw spyders so thay did but they met argag he wuz lyk dis big gaint spidr hoo wuz all lyk "omg ish Mary-Sue" n he espland all teh stuff abowt how hagid wuz innisent n teh girl who dyd last tym teh chambur wuz opind dyed in a bafroom n stuf but ten he sed "omg i have 2 eat u guyz cuz i hav lyk this hole big famly n we need 2 eat" "i understind" sed Mary-Sue "but plz dunt eat mai 4ends" but argig woodnt lissen "dont worry i wont eat u Mary-Sue but oh well"n his famly trid 2 get harry n ronn but lukcly Mary-Sue fond teh car that harry n ron flu 2 hogwertz n thay escappd just in tym omg tatz so0ooo00ooo amazing!!!1!!1!!1!!111!! than thay got bak n Mary-Sue siggested that the persin who dyed lasd tym neva left tha bafrum - monning mertal! so thay wer goin 2 go ask her how she dyd but thay wer cot by mgongal so thay had 2 go 2 teh hospal wing 2 visit herminny n then Mary-Sue sed that tha monsir in teh chamburr wuz lyk a bazlisc cuz onle her n harry culd here it cuz dey were perseltungz yah yah so tay went 2 teh bathdroom n entrd teh chamber lyk yah but ron got trapt behind sum rox n stuff so onlee harry n Mary-Sue got 2 go on thay saw teh dairy on tha floor neer ronns sistr jinny "omg" sed Mary-Sue. "we hav 2 sav her" "yah" sed harrie so thay fond tom riddle he wuz lyk "omg u guyz r stoopid... well not mary-sue shes my dotter ya ya" "capitalyz mai name!!!111111" yelld Mary-Sue but then tom calld teh basliszkk n then dumebaldore sent teh sorting hat n fawks teh pheenicks Mary-Sue put the sortin! hat on her hed n got a sword n usd it 2 kill teh baslisk (The real author is currently banging her head on her desk right now, as she has an unhealthy obsession with basilisks. Thank you, and let's get back to the fic, even though I know you don't want to. Wee.) n harry wuz lyk "omg" n tom-riddle-valdymord-dood wuz lyk "omgomgomgomg" so yah then Mary-Sue stabd the dairy w/teh baslik fang n tom riddel-dood disapered n jinny woke up then thay left teh chambeur n all teh pretified ppl woke up n dumbeldore gave Mary-Sue infinty points 2 her houz but of courz she wanted evry1 2 win so yah. "omg i luv u all" she sed n she got an award 4 specshal servisis 2 teh skool wich was all BIG n SHINY omg lolz shiny stuffs rule u omg lol n Mary-Sue (who carz about evry1 els) livs happly eva aftir. TEE AND!!
Real A/N: The author is currently dead and cannot make anymore comments about this monstrosity that is a Mary-Sue fic. We apologize for the delay. Thank you and good night.
Fake A/N: omgomgomgomg i lyk luv u now REEVEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111oneonehundredeleven