Here's another of my loopy, script-style parodies. Talk about a "whack" job …

Rating: R for language, innuendo, and general violencebr

Disclosure: I don't own "Everwood" or "The Sopranos" or any characters in either, so don't sue. And don't send Silvio. He's too friggin' ugly. br

Warning: parody (so expect weirdness) br

Comments: Ya wanna make somet'in of it, wise guy? br

Author's note: What, ya want me ta type de entiyah story in dialect spellin' like dis? Huh? Wattaya t'ink I am, da Hooked on Phonics Hitman? Read it in fa ya-self, awright? Why I oughta …