Insanely Idiotic Fairy Fakes
By: Kayla, MMMKAYYG, and Inu

Kayla: OK! I was inspired to write this fic when I came across a fic about bad fairy tales. After I read the first chapter, I decided to do my own! (It was really that good!) Now on to the insanely idiotic fakeness!

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Cinderbella

Once a pond a 10 o' clock there was a dude called Cinderbella (A/N: this is all written on purpose). Yes he was a guy. They thought he would be a girl and named him Cinderbella without his opinion. Now, this dude's dad died when he was an annoying kid. When he did, his mom married this other dumb guy who had two sons. So he grew up being picked on by everyone because of his name and was eventually turned into a slave for his step-dad and brothers, and mom.

Then one day his dad and brothers got invited to a ball where a husband would be chosen for the beautiful princess, Bobby (A/N: Don't ask). Of course, he wasn't invited. But on the night of the ball he put on his best clothes and snuck down to the palace. He eventually came upon the princes in the garden. But he didn't see what he thought he would. He saw Princess Bobby kissing his step-dad!

Eventually Cinderbella was hung by Princess Bobby for spying on her. His step-dad was hung by Cinderbella's mom for cheating on her. Then Princess Bobby committed suicide. Amazingly, no one in the kingdom seemed to care and they all lived happily ever after. That is, until Prince Jelly met Miss Peanut Butter...

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Kayla: Hope you likey it! I wrote it while drinking soda, eating ice cream and thinking 'bout Cinderella! This is only the first! Now REVIEW!!!!!!