Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If
you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and
I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you
hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story
that has no plot. Now, on with the story.
Chapter Six:
A Story with no Plot:
Bus Ride.
The next day at school, at 5 AM.
"Everyone here?" asked Misato, "I don't see Rei, where's Rei Ikari?"
"She's not coming Misato, she didn't want to go," Shinji said for the eight time.
"Oh, ok, everybody on the bus. We're gona head out now."
On the road: 5:45 AM.
"Who the Hell is snoring!" shouted Asuka.
"Them," said Shinji pointing to the sleeping forms of Misato, Toji, and Kensuke.
"Well, wake them up!"
"No Way! I tried that once, and Toji gave me a black eye!"
"You wake them up, or I'll remove the one thing that makes you a boy!"
"Yeps! Yes Ma-am!"
Shinji begins poking them with a stick; he got from some unknown place.
On the road: 6 AM
"If those three aren't up in 3 seconds, you're a dead man Ikari!" shouts Asuka.
3 seconds later.....
Cries of pain issue from the mouth of Shinji, as Asuka pumbles him, with a mallet, that she pulled from out of nowhere.
(A/N: Ah, yes, the classic mallet form out of nowhere trick, you gotta love it.)
On the road: 7 AM
Shinji regains conciseness.
Kensuke wakes up, and wonders why he has little pieces of wood on his arm.
On the road: 7:30 AM.
Misato wakes up, and slaps Toji until he also wakes up. When asked why by a pissed off Toji, she replies, "You where snoring like a chain saw!"
On the road: 8 AM.
"Are we there yet?" asks Toji, loudly.
"No," answers Misato.
This continues every 5 minutes, with Misato growing angrier by the second.
In the hotel parking lot: 9 AM.
"Are we there yet?" Toji asks, very loudly.
"Yes!" shouts Misato, "Yes Toji, we ARE here, now, kindly, shut your damn mouth!"
End Chapter Six.
I apologize for the shortness of this chapter. But, honestly, could anyone possibly, stretch out a bus ride, to the extent, that it is as long as my chapters have been? If they could, they are either a better comedic geneus then I can ever hope to become, or have an eye, for mundane details. This is just a little time waster, I put in to get everyone from the school, to the hotel. Also, about this 'love triangle' that has been mentioned, I really don't know who Mana is, I own the DVDs and some Manga, but I do recall seeing that name; and furthermore, although I find these types of triangles to be very funny, I don't do romance. It is a fact of life, for me. I'll hint at the crushes that have already been set up in both the Anime and Manga, or I might set up a surrogate sibling relationship, but I don't do romances.
Chapter Six:
A Story with no Plot:
Bus Ride.
The next day at school, at 5 AM.
"Everyone here?" asked Misato, "I don't see Rei, where's Rei Ikari?"
"She's not coming Misato, she didn't want to go," Shinji said for the eight time.
"Oh, ok, everybody on the bus. We're gona head out now."
On the road: 5:45 AM.
"Who the Hell is snoring!" shouted Asuka.
"Them," said Shinji pointing to the sleeping forms of Misato, Toji, and Kensuke.
"Well, wake them up!"
"No Way! I tried that once, and Toji gave me a black eye!"
"You wake them up, or I'll remove the one thing that makes you a boy!"
"Yeps! Yes Ma-am!"
Shinji begins poking them with a stick; he got from some unknown place.
On the road: 6 AM
"If those three aren't up in 3 seconds, you're a dead man Ikari!" shouts Asuka.
3 seconds later.....
Cries of pain issue from the mouth of Shinji, as Asuka pumbles him, with a mallet, that she pulled from out of nowhere.
(A/N: Ah, yes, the classic mallet form out of nowhere trick, you gotta love it.)
On the road: 7 AM
Shinji regains conciseness.
Kensuke wakes up, and wonders why he has little pieces of wood on his arm.
On the road: 7:30 AM.
Misato wakes up, and slaps Toji until he also wakes up. When asked why by a pissed off Toji, she replies, "You where snoring like a chain saw!"
On the road: 8 AM.
"Are we there yet?" asks Toji, loudly.
"No," answers Misato.
This continues every 5 minutes, with Misato growing angrier by the second.
In the hotel parking lot: 9 AM.
"Are we there yet?" Toji asks, very loudly.
"Yes!" shouts Misato, "Yes Toji, we ARE here, now, kindly, shut your damn mouth!"
End Chapter Six.
I apologize for the shortness of this chapter. But, honestly, could anyone possibly, stretch out a bus ride, to the extent, that it is as long as my chapters have been? If they could, they are either a better comedic geneus then I can ever hope to become, or have an eye, for mundane details. This is just a little time waster, I put in to get everyone from the school, to the hotel. Also, about this 'love triangle' that has been mentioned, I really don't know who Mana is, I own the DVDs and some Manga, but I do recall seeing that name; and furthermore, although I find these types of triangles to be very funny, I don't do romance. It is a fact of life, for me. I'll hint at the crushes that have already been set up in both the Anime and Manga, or I might set up a surrogate sibling relationship, but I don't do romances.