Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If
you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and
I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you
hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story
that has no plot. Now, on with the story.
Chapter Eight:
A Story with no Plot:
Random Party, One.
"Aw, man. This hot spring feels great," exclaimed Toji.
"Ya," said Kensuke in agreement, "Good thing we brought our swim suits."
"Yep, but if Misato hadn't let that bit slip, we wouldn't have, and then this would be," Shinji said, looking around at all the kids in the hot spring, namely the girls, "embarrassing."
"Yep, but," said Toji with a grin, "I wouldn't mind at all if some of the girls forgot theirs, not that I don't mind this scene."
"Ya," laughed Kensuke, "Co-ed is GREAT!"
"Co-ed sucks," mumbled Shinji.
"Don't you DARE say THAT IKARI!" shouted Toji.
"It sucks when you stuck in the same room as the Class Rep, and,"
"You're stuck with the Class Rep! Man, I feel bad for ya, and you say there's an 'and' man, your screwed threw and threw."
"Asuka"
"Ouch! You stuck with the Red Devil as well! Can I have your MP3 player? I mean, you're not likely to live threw this too long."
"Look at the bright side," Kensuke added, "I mean, you're in a room, alone with two girls, and they really aren't that bad looking, and if your room's like mine, the bath rooms are small."
"This cheers me up how? Alone means I have no witnesses to back me on my side of the story, as well as no witnesses to them killing me!" said Shinji exasperatedly.
"I'm just saying, you could get an, up close and 'personal' view of them. After all, Asuka's a Devil and all, but, she IS hot, and Hikari's not too bad her self."
Toji growled at Kensuke, but Kensuke didn't notice.
"They WOULD KILL me though!" shouted Shinji, "don't you realize that! Well, I'm gona try to see if I can win back some of the money I lost to our two class card sharks, a few weeks back, wana come?"
"I'll pass," said Kensuke, "I kinda owe them some money, still."
"Same with me, besides," Toji said holding up a big box, "Me and Kensuke here have to 'test' this equipment out, don't we Kensuke."
"Yep, this equipment needs to be 'tested'."
"I don't even wana know," muttered Shinji, as he left the hot spring.
"This is boring," wined Asuka.
"Well, if we can find Shinji, we can go out of the Hotel, I'm sure there's something to do out side," said Hikari
"Ya! Shopping!"
Asuka and Hikari continued to walk the halls.
"Hey, Hikari? You hear something?"
"Ya, it sounds like......music.........from this floors lobby...."
"Lets check it out."
"I bet it's a party....."
"All right! A party!"
"But, it's not aloud!"
"So what? We aren't in school, now."
"But......"
"Come on."
"It better not be those two................again."
They entered the lobby, which was full of kids, who where either: singing (quite badly), dancing (in large clusters), or at tables playing cards (which where hiding behind the dancing clusters).
"Well, Ikari? You in? Or are you out?" asked the dealer.
"hm....." Shinji glanced at his hand, he only had a 2 and a 9 of hearts, "I'm in."
"Ok," said the Dealer, "the name of the game is Texas hold-um," he flipped over a card, the 5 of hearts, "Bid starts at 50 yen, who's in?"
"I'll see the 50, and raise 150," said a kid who said directly opposite the dealer.
Two of the 5 kids at the table got up, and left, leaving their cards face down on the table.
"Well, Spike, I'll see your 200, and raise you....." he lanced at Spike's good natured smile, a very good poker face, "100."
"You sure Ikari? Spike almost never loses," said the dealer.
"Just deal,"
"Ok, it's your money," said the dealer flipping over another card, the Ace on hearts.
"Well Ikari, you money, is my money, I'll raise the bet to 700" said Spike.
"I'll take that bet," Shinji said sliding up his money.
"Ikari are you crazy!" shouted several kids including the dealer.
"Just deal, Jet," said Spike calmly.
"Fine," Jet flipped over another card, the Ace of diamonds.
"Just give up Ikari, while you still have some money left," said Spike, "I'll raise again to 900."
"We'll see, I raise to 1000," said Shinji.
".............." said Jet, as he flipped over the fourth card, the 6 of hearts.
Shinji smiled, "I'll raise to 1500,"
Spike smiled, "you got nothing, you know it, and I know it, but, I'll just make this pot an even 2000."
"Well, here goes," said Jet flipping over the fith and final card, the Ace of spades.
"Yes, read em and weep Ikari," said Spike, "4 Aces."
Spike reached up to grab the money, but Shinji stopped him.
"A very good hand, normally, that would make you the winner, but not today," Shinji slowly started to show each card, 1 by 1, "for you see, I have a Flush, so, you lose."
"You're getting better Ikari," Spike commented, shoving the money towards Shinji.
"No, just luckier, and richer."
"What's all this then!" shouted Hikari.
"Yeps! Hi...........Class rep.................nice..............night.............isn't it............you should head to the hot springs....................Faye said it was..........................nice......." said Spike as he and Jet put all their winnings into bags.
Shinji started to slink away, with his small mound of money, Spike and Jet brook out into a run with their bags.
"Just where do you think you Two are going!" shouted Hikari running after Spike and Jet.
"Later Shinji!" both called as they broke out of the room in a sprint, with Hikari on their heels.
"She really needs to relax," sighed Asuka, "so, Shinji, what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Nothing.................yet.........................why.................?" asked Shinji.
"Good then, you're coming with me and Hikari, to the mall."
"NO!"
"I say YES!"
"Well I says NO!"
"It wasn't a request! And you WILL OBEY the Great Asuka Langley Soryu!" said Asuka smacking Shinji on the head with.........
(A/N: Can you guess what's coming? If you can't, watch more anime, as I have said before, this is a CLASSIC bit.)
...........................................................................................
(A/N: Dramatic Effect.)
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................a mallet she pulled from out of nowhere.
"Fine, I'll go," Shinji said quietly in defeat, while he nursenowhere Large lump on his head.
End Chapter Eight.
The names: Spike, Jet, and Faye, for those you don't know, are from the Anime: Cow Boy Bebop, I threw them into the mix to spice things up a bit, as well as, to be unique, I haven't seen A Eva/Bebop crossover yet, so, for those of you who are GOOD at crossovers, please, write one, I'm to busy trying to salvage my poor attempt at a crossover to try a new one.
Chapters Remaining: 3
Chapter Eight:
A Story with no Plot:
Random Party, One.
"Aw, man. This hot spring feels great," exclaimed Toji.
"Ya," said Kensuke in agreement, "Good thing we brought our swim suits."
"Yep, but if Misato hadn't let that bit slip, we wouldn't have, and then this would be," Shinji said, looking around at all the kids in the hot spring, namely the girls, "embarrassing."
"Yep, but," said Toji with a grin, "I wouldn't mind at all if some of the girls forgot theirs, not that I don't mind this scene."
"Ya," laughed Kensuke, "Co-ed is GREAT!"
"Co-ed sucks," mumbled Shinji.
"Don't you DARE say THAT IKARI!" shouted Toji.
"It sucks when you stuck in the same room as the Class Rep, and,"
"You're stuck with the Class Rep! Man, I feel bad for ya, and you say there's an 'and' man, your screwed threw and threw."
"Asuka"
"Ouch! You stuck with the Red Devil as well! Can I have your MP3 player? I mean, you're not likely to live threw this too long."
"Look at the bright side," Kensuke added, "I mean, you're in a room, alone with two girls, and they really aren't that bad looking, and if your room's like mine, the bath rooms are small."
"This cheers me up how? Alone means I have no witnesses to back me on my side of the story, as well as no witnesses to them killing me!" said Shinji exasperatedly.
"I'm just saying, you could get an, up close and 'personal' view of them. After all, Asuka's a Devil and all, but, she IS hot, and Hikari's not too bad her self."
Toji growled at Kensuke, but Kensuke didn't notice.
"They WOULD KILL me though!" shouted Shinji, "don't you realize that! Well, I'm gona try to see if I can win back some of the money I lost to our two class card sharks, a few weeks back, wana come?"
"I'll pass," said Kensuke, "I kinda owe them some money, still."
"Same with me, besides," Toji said holding up a big box, "Me and Kensuke here have to 'test' this equipment out, don't we Kensuke."
"Yep, this equipment needs to be 'tested'."
"I don't even wana know," muttered Shinji, as he left the hot spring.
"This is boring," wined Asuka.
"Well, if we can find Shinji, we can go out of the Hotel, I'm sure there's something to do out side," said Hikari
"Ya! Shopping!"
Asuka and Hikari continued to walk the halls.
"Hey, Hikari? You hear something?"
"Ya, it sounds like......music.........from this floors lobby...."
"Lets check it out."
"I bet it's a party....."
"All right! A party!"
"But, it's not aloud!"
"So what? We aren't in school, now."
"But......"
"Come on."
"It better not be those two................again."
They entered the lobby, which was full of kids, who where either: singing (quite badly), dancing (in large clusters), or at tables playing cards (which where hiding behind the dancing clusters).
"Well, Ikari? You in? Or are you out?" asked the dealer.
"hm....." Shinji glanced at his hand, he only had a 2 and a 9 of hearts, "I'm in."
"Ok," said the Dealer, "the name of the game is Texas hold-um," he flipped over a card, the 5 of hearts, "Bid starts at 50 yen, who's in?"
"I'll see the 50, and raise 150," said a kid who said directly opposite the dealer.
Two of the 5 kids at the table got up, and left, leaving their cards face down on the table.
"Well, Spike, I'll see your 200, and raise you....." he lanced at Spike's good natured smile, a very good poker face, "100."
"You sure Ikari? Spike almost never loses," said the dealer.
"Just deal,"
"Ok, it's your money," said the dealer flipping over another card, the Ace on hearts.
"Well Ikari, you money, is my money, I'll raise the bet to 700" said Spike.
"I'll take that bet," Shinji said sliding up his money.
"Ikari are you crazy!" shouted several kids including the dealer.
"Just deal, Jet," said Spike calmly.
"Fine," Jet flipped over another card, the Ace of diamonds.
"Just give up Ikari, while you still have some money left," said Spike, "I'll raise again to 900."
"We'll see, I raise to 1000," said Shinji.
".............." said Jet, as he flipped over the fourth card, the 6 of hearts.
Shinji smiled, "I'll raise to 1500,"
Spike smiled, "you got nothing, you know it, and I know it, but, I'll just make this pot an even 2000."
"Well, here goes," said Jet flipping over the fith and final card, the Ace of spades.
"Yes, read em and weep Ikari," said Spike, "4 Aces."
Spike reached up to grab the money, but Shinji stopped him.
"A very good hand, normally, that would make you the winner, but not today," Shinji slowly started to show each card, 1 by 1, "for you see, I have a Flush, so, you lose."
"You're getting better Ikari," Spike commented, shoving the money towards Shinji.
"No, just luckier, and richer."
"What's all this then!" shouted Hikari.
"Yeps! Hi...........Class rep.................nice..............night.............isn't it............you should head to the hot springs....................Faye said it was..........................nice......." said Spike as he and Jet put all their winnings into bags.
Shinji started to slink away, with his small mound of money, Spike and Jet brook out into a run with their bags.
"Just where do you think you Two are going!" shouted Hikari running after Spike and Jet.
"Later Shinji!" both called as they broke out of the room in a sprint, with Hikari on their heels.
"She really needs to relax," sighed Asuka, "so, Shinji, what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Nothing.................yet.........................why.................?" asked Shinji.
"Good then, you're coming with me and Hikari, to the mall."
"NO!"
"I say YES!"
"Well I says NO!"
"It wasn't a request! And you WILL OBEY the Great Asuka Langley Soryu!" said Asuka smacking Shinji on the head with.........
(A/N: Can you guess what's coming? If you can't, watch more anime, as I have said before, this is a CLASSIC bit.)
...........................................................................................
(A/N: Dramatic Effect.)
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................a mallet she pulled from out of nowhere.
"Fine, I'll go," Shinji said quietly in defeat, while he nursenowhere Large lump on his head.
End Chapter Eight.
The names: Spike, Jet, and Faye, for those you don't know, are from the Anime: Cow Boy Bebop, I threw them into the mix to spice things up a bit, as well as, to be unique, I haven't seen A Eva/Bebop crossover yet, so, for those of you who are GOOD at crossovers, please, write one, I'm to busy trying to salvage my poor attempt at a crossover to try a new one.
Chapters Remaining: 3