Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story that has no plot. Now, on with the story.

Chapter Thirteen:

A Story with no Plot:

Prolog to a plot?

One month later...

"I can't believe I'm stuck with the TWINS instead of Hikari! You made her sick! Didn't you!" yelled Asuka at Shinji and Rei.
"It is not our fault the class representative came down with a very bad case of insert an illness here," Rei said calmly, "And please, do not refer to us as 'the twins'. Though we are twins, we are not the only twins in Japan or even the world. And I would assume that you would not like being referred to as the German Bitch, as some of our class mates have referred to you as or..."
"That's enough Rei," Shinji said quickly as Asuka began to fume, "why don't we talk on the plane?"
"That would be a wise course of action."
"Fine," scoffed Asuka, "But, I get to pick MY seat FIRST you understand!"
"What do you mean, 'pick your seat'? The tickets designate the seat, do they not? And, we already have out tickets"
"I know, but, of our 3 seats, I get to pick which I want, before you two sit down."
"But the seats have been assigned."
"Can we just get to the plane? PLEASE?" asked Shinji.

Later on the plane...

"Brother? What are you doing?" asked Rei.
"I'm trying to memorize these German lines," replied Shinji as he looked over several note cards.
"Why?"
"Because, it is a life or death situation for me."
"Father would not send us into a life threatening situation."
"Of course not, at least, not KNOWINGLY. But, he never met Asuka."
"I fail to see what Ms Soryu has to do with this matter."
"Simple, Asuka WILL kill me if I screw up, just because I'm not fluent in German."
"I see. Do not fear brother, I will assist you with the German language."
"Thanks Rei."

Several hours later...

(A/N: FYI people ":speech:" Japanese, and "speech" German)

"Asuka!" called Kyouko, "Over Here!"
":Oh, there's my mom:" said Asuka as they got off the plane, "Hi mom!"
"So, did you kids have a nice flight?"
"Yup!"
"The flight was satisfactory," stated Rei.
"...um..." said Shinji, fumbling with a note card, "It was ok."

(A/N: Um, is universal. Therefore No One needs help saying it, not even Shinji.)

"Well, that's good," said Kyouko happily, "Come on, let's go get your bags home, then, you can tell me all about your stay in Japan."

Later, (again) at Asuka's house...

"Ok, Rei," Kyouko said warmly, "You'll be staying with Asuka in her room, and Shinji, you'll be staying in the room next to Asuka's."
"...thank you," said Shinji with a bow, as he secretly glanced at a crib note on the back on his hand.
"..." was Asuka's response as she glared at Rei.
"Is there something wrong Asuka?" asked Kyouko.
"No...everything...is...fine..." Asuka said through clenched teeth.
"Well, It's getting late, why don't you three go off to bed? We can talk more in the morning."
"Very well," stated Rei, "Good night Mrs. Soryu," ":And good night Shinji.:"
":Good night Rei:" said Shinji as Rei left the room.
"Asuka? Why don't you show Rei to your room, while I show Shinji to his?" asked Kyouko.
"Alright," sighed Asuka.
"This way Shinji," said Kyouko standing up.
"...ok..." Said Shinji as he glanced at his notes again.

"This will be your room," said Kyouko with a wave around the room, "If you play any music, keep the sound away from this wall," she said as she tapped the for mentioned wall, "you see, the walls are thin, and you might already know about Asuka and her temper."
"...um..." muttered Shinji glancing at his notes.
":Not fluent in German:"
":No. I'm sorry.:"
":Don't worry about it. Asuka didn't learn all the Kanji before she left. Well, good night.:"
":Good night.:"

Later that night, Shinji awoke in the middle of the night to what he thought was moaning coming from the walls. After assuring himself there was no such things as ghosts, he promptly went back to sleep.

End Chapter Thirteen.

Well, what do you people think of that a story? The AU story in Germany. Interesting, no? But, I still don't know if I'll write it though. I don't want another review flop like my NEG/ZOE. I was checking my reviews, and you know what? This story has like 2 time the number as my saga does when I combine them all together. When 1 story out numbers 3 stories in reviews, it's time to rethink the way I write.

9-2-05: I just fixed up some grammar problems someone emailed me about, sorry didn't catch it sooner. (stupid quick edit)