Disclaimer: Do I look Japanese, how should you know? Well I an American and
I do not speak Japanese. So I don't own it? I also don't own Jay and Silent
Bob, Silent Bob does or Kevin Smith his real name. SO remember I am not
some crazy made cool Japanese guy nor am I Kevin Smith. So I don't own any
anime or Jay and Silent Bob. So don't sue or I guess you wont get anything,
cause I am 50 living on the street –snickers--. So you wont get anything,
and since I don't have a toilet I will have to poo on you! LOL!
--One Major Coincidink –
Chap 1 New Jersey in front of a Liquor Store
Meet Jay and Silent Bob!
A long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far away...
Leonardo, New Jersey-The 70's
"Stay here Bobby, here's a cap to keep the sun out of your eyes. Mommy's going to get some free milk," a nice lady said. Baby Bobby just looked straight at his mom dazed. "Don't you move you little shit machine, Mom's got to score!" a stoned lady said. The lady walks next to the door and a guy walks out. "Who's watching theses babies?" he asked looking in every direction.
"The fat one is watching the little one?" she said. "Nice parenting!" he said. "You know what fuck you, you fucking square!" she yelled. "Just watch! Keep on touting!" The stoned lady: You hear that fucking guy trying to tell me how to fucking raise you. Mother fucker man, what's the worst fucking thing that could fucking happen to fucking you standing in front of a fucking store, FUCK!" she yelled Jay the other baby stands up.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, -- they are now adults-- MOTHA FUCK! mother fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck! Noise, noise, noise, smoking weed. Who smoked the blunts, we smoke the blunts. Drinking beers beers beers. Who rolls the blunts we do. Rolling fatties," he said.
The whole time Bob who goes by Silent Bob cause he doesn't talk was moving his head. Now you know them, not really, here is some info. They are headral life mates. They steal monkeys. They do drugs. Jay is in love with Justice who is now in Jail. They are really funny and are sieve stoners.
AN: ROFL!!!! That is the shiznit. Next chapter the Yu Yu Hakusho gang is sent on a mission to New Jersey. What is the mission? What the hell is going on? LOL find out next chapter once I get 5 reviews. So please RR , thank you!
--One Major Coincidink –
Chap 1 New Jersey in front of a Liquor Store
Meet Jay and Silent Bob!
A long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far away...
Leonardo, New Jersey-The 70's
"Stay here Bobby, here's a cap to keep the sun out of your eyes. Mommy's going to get some free milk," a nice lady said. Baby Bobby just looked straight at his mom dazed. "Don't you move you little shit machine, Mom's got to score!" a stoned lady said. The lady walks next to the door and a guy walks out. "Who's watching theses babies?" he asked looking in every direction.
"The fat one is watching the little one?" she said. "Nice parenting!" he said. "You know what fuck you, you fucking square!" she yelled. "Just watch! Keep on touting!" The stoned lady: You hear that fucking guy trying to tell me how to fucking raise you. Mother fucker man, what's the worst fucking thing that could fucking happen to fucking you standing in front of a fucking store, FUCK!" she yelled Jay the other baby stands up.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, -- they are now adults-- MOTHA FUCK! mother fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck! Noise, noise, noise, smoking weed. Who smoked the blunts, we smoke the blunts. Drinking beers beers beers. Who rolls the blunts we do. Rolling fatties," he said.
The whole time Bob who goes by Silent Bob cause he doesn't talk was moving his head. Now you know them, not really, here is some info. They are headral life mates. They steal monkeys. They do drugs. Jay is in love with Justice who is now in Jail. They are really funny and are sieve stoners.
AN: ROFL!!!! That is the shiznit. Next chapter the Yu Yu Hakusho gang is sent on a mission to New Jersey. What is the mission? What the hell is going on? LOL find out next chapter once I get 5 reviews. So please RR , thank you!