Ok, you've been for warned. I don't own Evangelion, but I wish I did. If you read this story and like it, tell me a plot line you'd like to see, and I might make it this stories plot, and I'll give you due credit. If you hate it with a bitter passion, I would love to see you do better on a story that has no plot. Now, on with the story.
Chapter Fourteen:
A Story with no Plot:
You got Mail
(A/N: FYI people speech = Japanese, and "speech" = German)
"Good morning everyone," Kyouko said brightly, as she made breakfast the next morning, "Are you all ready for school?"
"Yes........" groaned Asuka, "I still say, we should get to stay home, I mean, we only got home yesterday."
"The time of our arrival should not influence our attendance in school," stated Rei.
Kyouko set out the breakfast she had prepared. Chocolate German Waffles, Orange Juice, Bacon, Eggs, Toast, and Sausages.
Shinji and Rei stared at the meal.
Wow, that's a lot of food! exclaimed Shinji.
"I dislike meat," commented Rei, as she examined her plate.
"Yes! My favorite!" exclaimed Asuka, "Thanks mom!"
As Asuka began consuming her meal, at an almost inhuman rate of consumption, Rei, began picking around the assorted meats as she ate her meal in a usual Rei like pace. Shinji on the other hand, stared at the plate in front of him is shock.
Not hungry Shinji? asked Kyouko.
No........it's just........I don't know where to begin..... replied Shinji.
Asuka almost choked on her food.
"I didn't know you knew Japanese mom," exclaimed Asuka
"Well, when I was told that there would be more than one student coming over on the exchange program, I decided it would be convenient if I could understand them, even if they were no fluent in German. After all, this program is about exchanging cultures, and learning from them," replied Kyouko warmly.
"Right........learning.........."
"You should hurry up now, you don't want to be late for class."
"Class, today, as you can see," stated Asuka's school teacher (for lack of a better name, we'll call him Gunter, I mean, Gunter sounds like a German name, right?), "we have Ms. Soryu back with us from Japan,"
"BOO!" shouted a boy in the back, "Send her back! We got rid of her fair and square!"
"Detention," stated Gunter as he continued, "also, we have a few other additions to our class, their names are Shinji and Rei Ikari, please, make them feel at home during their stay."
As the class continued there were several whispers about how odd Rei looked, or about how some boy named Hanns, was about to kick his ass whipped after school by someone called, The Fire Cracker, which, Shinji assumed was Asuka. The Teacher didn't seem to care about any of this, he only seemed interested in ranting about conspiracy theories, that made absolutely no sense what so ever.
After Shinji had decided to forget about taking notes on the 'lecture' and after he had gotten bored studying his other, more important notes (a.k.a his Japanese to German translations) he decided to check his e- mail, after thanking himself for learning how to read German and understand it, even if he couldn't speak it.
In his in box, he only had a few new e-mails, a few of which where junk e-mails. Of the ones that weren't junk, where from: Toji/Kensuke, and for some reason Hikari.
The message from Toji/Kensuke read:
Hey, Shinji, you still alive?
The Devil didn't kill you on the flight or anything right?
Oh, you got here this......
(Shut up Kensuke!)
......Toji, you see he......
(Shut up Kensuke! I mean it!)
He, asked out Hikari! The Class Rep! Can you believe it!
(I'm gona kill you Kensuke!)
AH! I'll write ya again buddy! I gottsta run now! 8ter.
Shinji, so help me, if I find out you printed this e-mail, I'm gona rip you a new one, and I'm gona pound you so hard, Kensuke will think I went LIGHT in him, once I catch him! I mean it IKARI!
Oh, ya, before I forget.......you know how Kensuke closes his laptop every time some one is about to look over his shoulder? Well, guess what! He left it on just now! You should see his desktop background! It's like some kinda tribute to Rei!
Well, I gota go kick Kensuke's ass now, don't you dare forget what I said Ikari, I mean it!
Later,
Toji
The message from Hikari read:
Hello Shinji,
How was the flight?
I don't know if Toji's e-mailed you already, but, we are......sort of dating now.....
and.........I was wondering.................could you........please tell me some things....
about him, you know, things like, what he likes to eat?
I hope you don't mind me asking, this is so unlike me....
I hope Rei's ok too.
Also, I need to inform you, that, Kensuke, well........
he seems to have this weird collage of Rei on his desktop.
I only just found out when, Kensuke, ran out of the room quiet suddenly, and accidentally...
turned his screen towards me, and I couldn't help but see it......so, you might want to...
inform Rei about it.......you know........just so she knows.....
Well, I should go, it seems there's a fight of some kind out side........I hope Toji's not....
apart of it.......but.......with my luck.......he is....and he's the one who started it.
-Hikari
After reading the two e-mails, Shinji did his best to not break out laughing. But, he also was shocked about this ode to Rei Kensuke had. He knew Kensuke had a crush on Rei, but he had no idea how bad it was. He was so busy with his musings that he didn't hear the bell ring, or the cries of pain that a boy was yelling as he was assaulted by the one and only Asuka Langley Soryu.
End Chapter Fourteen.
Ah man, it feels good to come back to this story after a while. But, it is a pain in the you know where to write this. I've been looking for stories that may have broached upon Germany as the setting, but, I haven't found any yet, or at least, ones with similar scinarios. So, I think I boldly go where no fan fiction writer has gone before! To the AU Eva gang, in Germany! By the, way, although I'm starting to make a plot develop, I really don't know where I'm going with this story just yet, I'm just rambling on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......you know like those people who can never seem to shut the hell up, even though people just keep shouting at them to shut the hell up, over and over, and over and over again.......but I'm not like them, because when some one tells me to shut up, I shut up. See. I stopped. Feel free to laugh people, I'll be here for........like how ever long fanfriction.net is on line.
Chapter Fourteen:
A Story with no Plot:
You got Mail
(A/N: FYI people speech = Japanese, and "speech" = German)
"Good morning everyone," Kyouko said brightly, as she made breakfast the next morning, "Are you all ready for school?"
"Yes........" groaned Asuka, "I still say, we should get to stay home, I mean, we only got home yesterday."
"The time of our arrival should not influence our attendance in school," stated Rei.
Kyouko set out the breakfast she had prepared. Chocolate German Waffles, Orange Juice, Bacon, Eggs, Toast, and Sausages.
Shinji and Rei stared at the meal.
Wow, that's a lot of food! exclaimed Shinji.
"I dislike meat," commented Rei, as she examined her plate.
"Yes! My favorite!" exclaimed Asuka, "Thanks mom!"
As Asuka began consuming her meal, at an almost inhuman rate of consumption, Rei, began picking around the assorted meats as she ate her meal in a usual Rei like pace. Shinji on the other hand, stared at the plate in front of him is shock.
Not hungry Shinji? asked Kyouko.
No........it's just........I don't know where to begin..... replied Shinji.
Asuka almost choked on her food.
"I didn't know you knew Japanese mom," exclaimed Asuka
"Well, when I was told that there would be more than one student coming over on the exchange program, I decided it would be convenient if I could understand them, even if they were no fluent in German. After all, this program is about exchanging cultures, and learning from them," replied Kyouko warmly.
"Right........learning.........."
"You should hurry up now, you don't want to be late for class."
"Class, today, as you can see," stated Asuka's school teacher (for lack of a better name, we'll call him Gunter, I mean, Gunter sounds like a German name, right?), "we have Ms. Soryu back with us from Japan,"
"BOO!" shouted a boy in the back, "Send her back! We got rid of her fair and square!"
"Detention," stated Gunter as he continued, "also, we have a few other additions to our class, their names are Shinji and Rei Ikari, please, make them feel at home during their stay."
As the class continued there were several whispers about how odd Rei looked, or about how some boy named Hanns, was about to kick his ass whipped after school by someone called, The Fire Cracker, which, Shinji assumed was Asuka. The Teacher didn't seem to care about any of this, he only seemed interested in ranting about conspiracy theories, that made absolutely no sense what so ever.
After Shinji had decided to forget about taking notes on the 'lecture' and after he had gotten bored studying his other, more important notes (a.k.a his Japanese to German translations) he decided to check his e- mail, after thanking himself for learning how to read German and understand it, even if he couldn't speak it.
In his in box, he only had a few new e-mails, a few of which where junk e-mails. Of the ones that weren't junk, where from: Toji/Kensuke, and for some reason Hikari.
The message from Toji/Kensuke read:
Hey, Shinji, you still alive?
The Devil didn't kill you on the flight or anything right?
Oh, you got here this......
(Shut up Kensuke!)
......Toji, you see he......
(Shut up Kensuke! I mean it!)
He, asked out Hikari! The Class Rep! Can you believe it!
(I'm gona kill you Kensuke!)
AH! I'll write ya again buddy! I gottsta run now! 8ter.
Shinji, so help me, if I find out you printed this e-mail, I'm gona rip you a new one, and I'm gona pound you so hard, Kensuke will think I went LIGHT in him, once I catch him! I mean it IKARI!
Oh, ya, before I forget.......you know how Kensuke closes his laptop every time some one is about to look over his shoulder? Well, guess what! He left it on just now! You should see his desktop background! It's like some kinda tribute to Rei!
Well, I gota go kick Kensuke's ass now, don't you dare forget what I said Ikari, I mean it!
Later,
Toji
The message from Hikari read:
Hello Shinji,
How was the flight?
I don't know if Toji's e-mailed you already, but, we are......sort of dating now.....
and.........I was wondering.................could you........please tell me some things....
about him, you know, things like, what he likes to eat?
I hope you don't mind me asking, this is so unlike me....
I hope Rei's ok too.
Also, I need to inform you, that, Kensuke, well........
he seems to have this weird collage of Rei on his desktop.
I only just found out when, Kensuke, ran out of the room quiet suddenly, and accidentally...
turned his screen towards me, and I couldn't help but see it......so, you might want to...
inform Rei about it.......you know........just so she knows.....
Well, I should go, it seems there's a fight of some kind out side........I hope Toji's not....
apart of it.......but.......with my luck.......he is....and he's the one who started it.
-Hikari
After reading the two e-mails, Shinji did his best to not break out laughing. But, he also was shocked about this ode to Rei Kensuke had. He knew Kensuke had a crush on Rei, but he had no idea how bad it was. He was so busy with his musings that he didn't hear the bell ring, or the cries of pain that a boy was yelling as he was assaulted by the one and only Asuka Langley Soryu.
End Chapter Fourteen.
Ah man, it feels good to come back to this story after a while. But, it is a pain in the you know where to write this. I've been looking for stories that may have broached upon Germany as the setting, but, I haven't found any yet, or at least, ones with similar scinarios. So, I think I boldly go where no fan fiction writer has gone before! To the AU Eva gang, in Germany! By the, way, although I'm starting to make a plot develop, I really don't know where I'm going with this story just yet, I'm just rambling on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......you know like those people who can never seem to shut the hell up, even though people just keep shouting at them to shut the hell up, over and over, and over and over again.......but I'm not like them, because when some one tells me to shut up, I shut up. See. I stopped. Feel free to laugh people, I'll be here for........like how ever long fanfriction.net is on line.