Now, this is the second version of my parody. It was dropped because it
sounded a bit too fem-slashy for my liking, but since some people were
looking for some more of Aviendha, Min and Elayne, here it is. And, by the
way, no matter how it sounds a bit later on, those three are going out with
Rand, not each other.
Dragon Boi.
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a farmer,
She the mayor's kid,
What more can I say?
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well,
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with his patched up clothes.He was a farmer boi,
She said 'c u l8r boi',
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face,
But her head was up in space,
She needed to come back down to earth.Five years from now,
She sits in Tar Valon,
She's the Amrylin seat – she's all alone,
She turns on TV,
Guess who she sees?
Dragon boy rockin' up WOTTV.She calls up her friends,
They already know,
And they've all got tickets to see his show.
She tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
And look up at the man that she turned down.He was a farmer boi,
She said 'c u l8r boi',
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's the Dragon flick,
Scorin' with three chicks,
To show Pretty Face just what he's worth.He was a farmer boi,
She said 'c u l8r boi',
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's the Dragon flick,
Scorin' with three chicks,
To show Pretty Face just what he's worth.Sorry girl, but you missed out.
Well, tough luck that boy's ours now.
We are more than just good friends,
This is how the story ends.
Sorry that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
We see the source that is inside.He's just a boy,
And we're just a three girls,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love,
Haven't you heard,
How we rock each others' worlds?We're with the Dragon boy,
We said 'c u l8r boi',
We'll be in the palace after the show.
I'll be in a tent somewhere,
Doing the weaves we wrote,
About some Aes Sedai you used to know.I'm with the Dragon boy,
I said 'c u l8r boi',
I'll be in the palace after the show.
I'll be in a tent somewhere,
Doing the weaves we wrote,
About some Aes Sedai you used to know.