A Grantaire Poem

A/N: This is a Grantaire poem of course. I had to do it. I was thinking of
the song "The Bare Necessities" while looking at a picture of Paul Truckey
and the poem just came. I don't own Les Mis.

Drunk Grantaire
He is bare
On the chair.
Do we care?
He has hair
Everywhere.
"Don't you dare
Jean Prouvaire,"
Says Grantaire
With a glare
He's too bare
On the chair
On a dare
Unaware.