Chapter Two: And So begins the Wilderness Horror

A/N: I'm sorry that first chappie was so boring, but I'm hoping this chap. will actually be funny. Bear with me! Thanks! I love you all! *kisses every single reader* *readers grimace*

The students got off the bus in a jumble. Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke lagged behind. Kakashi stretched when he got off.

"Wow, it really is hot here, I'd better go change now."

His three students froze as he walked into the restroom. Sakura was the first to speak.

"He didn't just say he needed to change did he?"

Naruto gulped.

"And right after he said it was really hot."

Most of the teachers and students were wearing tank tops and shorts, along with hats and sunglasses, but with Kakashi, you could never be too sure.

"No way," Naruto said forcing a smile to his face," He'd never-"

The three students screamed.

Kakashi had stepped out...in a loin cloth. Complete with leapord spots.

"What the hell are you thinking?!" Naruto demanded.

Kakashi smiled, and stretched.

"Well, we are at 'Jungle' World, might as well get into character."

He scratched his arse and turned to walk away.

"Onward, fellow junglelians."

Sakura winced.

"Well," she said quietly, "at least it's not as revealing as that speedo he wore last time."

The wind suddenly blew. The three ninjas screamed again as they witnessed the back of Kakashi's cloth flutter up. Kakashi turned and looked down.

"Huh? Oh, silly me, c'mon now, no time to waste."

Naruto buried his face in his hands.

"It's like watching him walk around in a napkin."

Sakura nodded.

"This is going to be horrible!"

Sasuke shoved his hands into his pockets.

"I hate fake wilderness."

They followed Kakashi around, trying not to look at him, even if it was thankfully only from behind. They made their way to a sign.

It read, "The Tigers."

Sakura skipped ahead of them.

"Oh, wow! Tigers, c'mon guys, this will be so cool!" She said.

Sakura's inner self: Quick! Before another gusty breeze!

Naruto gladly followed her. Sasuke dragged his feet as he caught up.

It was a normal "habitat", like at the zoo. They remembered the instructor saying they were in their own habitat, but not really. The only difference was there were no signs that explained about the animals. Other than that, they could see no real difference.

"Some habitat," Naruto said sarcastically, "Looks like that prison they call the 'Zoo' to me."

Sakura agreed.

"Sure does. Poor Tigers."

Sasuke glanced down into the pit full of gigantic striped cats.

"I hate watching prisoners."

Kakashi leaned over Sasuke.

"Wow, they look so peaceful- Sasuke,"

He picked the small, raven haired boy up. Sakura and Naruto's eyes grew large.

"Sensei no!" They screamed.

Kakashi slipped a camera inside Sasuke's shirt.

"Go get me a close up."

With that, he threw the boy down. Sakura panicked.

"Ahhh!!!!! Sasuke!"

She was about to fling herself over, but Naruto restrained her.

Sasuke stood up and rubbed his rear, only to find hungry tigers staring back at him. He looked to either side of him, then back at the tigers.

"I hate near death situations."

As quick as hell, he used his chakara and raced back up, but then slipped. He landed on his backside.

"Oh, Sasuke!" Sakura was really panicked now. Kakashi yawned and glanced at his watch. The wind blew. His loin cloth did as well.

Naruto jumped down.

"I'll save him." He said.

Sasuke was still trying to climb up, a wee bit frantic now.

To Be Continued... once more!!!

A/Q: Funnier yet? I'm sorry, I'm really trying to keep the humor up!