A/N: check out my one-shot draco/Ginny fic "the wind whispers its tale" and REVIEW!
Slivermenth: they don't care....
Larka: Sooo...sliver mint...
Chapter 4: To Moria We go!
Morie instantly went into a shell and with a quivering voice asked "we can't be...They wouldn't have left us by ourselves.... would They?"
I replied "Mor, GET a GRIP!"
Rina said "Well like, they probably took your daggers and bow, Meril and everyone else's weapons and they think like everyone this time we wouldn't run off without weapons because it wouldn't be safe and it isn't."
Edi rolled her eyes and said "Well then, I guess we're going to Morder, well like yeah right we'll probably get left in ditch somewhere after they question us."
Morie then said "but we're girls and aren't we, in this time, treated with respect?"
I say quietly "well, we aren't dressed like ladies..."
Rina replied, "True... well I guess we'll go with the hotties? Hmm...? And I don't mean frodo."
Edi said "Of course! We will!"
Morie said "and fight Orcs?"
I said "best plan we have and better than wandering around. Lets go for it!"
Then two hobbits jumped out of the bushes and said, "Of course you're coming with us!" Then they ran off playing what looked like tag shouting stuff like "Merry, you'll never catch me!"
"That's what you think Pip!" Things continued like this for some time but then the voices stopped as Boromir approached, the movies DID NOT do justice to him, in other words he was very hot!
Then he approached and said "Maidens, you are even if you don't wear dresses, you have to be to talk like that! Now will you please explain yourselves to me and a few others and we will decide what to do with you and whether to return your weapons."
I stepped forward and said "Alright Sir Boromir we will but if we first my see our bags?"
He looked visibly shaken and shakily replied "How did you now my name? You can't be an agent of Saurman....you may have your bags and look through them now, in my presence only though."
Boromir handed us our bags and I looked through mine and my weapons wear gone and my other stuff was messed with but not damaged. My copy of Lord of The Rings was still their in the other pocked and unexamined, good because if they saw that...they would know their destiny and that would be very bad because you must not know your destiny...A shudder passed through when I realized the horror of it all...
Later, after doing our hair we had our hands bound and were surrounded by Legolas, who looked...calm, slightly ruffled and very cute, Aragorn, looking hot, Boromir, same, Gandalf, weary, Frodo, traumatized, and Sam looking very tired and loyal.
"Who are you" Aragorn asked, taking on the role of lead interviewer.
"I'm Meril, 17 years old, from Earth"
"Morie, 17 years old, from Earth"
"Rina, 18 years old, from Earth"
"And Edi, 18 years old, from good old earth"
"Is earth here?" Aragorn asked
"No"
"Different dimension"
"Don't reveal do much guys"
"Sorry"
"No problem"
"How do you know who we are?" Boromir and Legolas asked and glanced other in surprise.
"Book"
"EDI, shut up!!!"
"Sorry..."
"What did you say...Edi?" Aragorn asked.
"Cannot tell you it...would affect your destiny."
"Then are you sent from the gods?" Boromir asked suspiciously.
"GOD no"
"Obviously not"
"Maybee..."
"Rina!"
"Can we join on your quest to destroy the one ring?"
"Meril," Gandalf said hesitantly, "do you and your friends understand the danger? And what is an ID? And all those books and you may your weapons back."
"We understand"
"ID means Identification, it's a card that tells who you are."
"DO NOT read our books for any reason" Morie hissed.
"We will not" Aragorn swore.
"We should Go to bed now" Legolas stated.
Later that night...
"We cannot go to Moria, with these girls! They will be a hindrance and they will be in danger!"
"No more than Pippin, that fool of a took!"
Edi and Meril stood up 'well,' Meril thought, 'they think that now do? This then will be interesting...'
"We can defend ourselves you know." Meril stated and Aragorn and Gandalf looked up in shock and Gandalf said "but you two should be asleep!"
Edi snorted and said "Well you two were talking and Meril and I like to stay up late."
Meril said "We're going to Moria."
Aragorn protested "but you don't know the dang-"
Meril said "We're going." This time it brooked no argument.
Larka: well how was that? Don't tell me now; tell me in your review! OR ELSE!
Sliver Mint: they don't care.... hey wait my name is NOT sliver mint!
Larka: then make them review!
Sliver Mint: REVIEW!!!! Please? I hate this name...I like Slivermenth or Sliv or Slivmenth
Larka: and review my one-shot Harry potter fic "the wind whispers its tale"
Larka and Sliv: REVIEW! Now! Or else!
Slivermenth: they don't care....
Larka: Sooo...sliver mint...
Chapter 4: To Moria We go!
Morie instantly went into a shell and with a quivering voice asked "we can't be...They wouldn't have left us by ourselves.... would They?"
I replied "Mor, GET a GRIP!"
Rina said "Well like, they probably took your daggers and bow, Meril and everyone else's weapons and they think like everyone this time we wouldn't run off without weapons because it wouldn't be safe and it isn't."
Edi rolled her eyes and said "Well then, I guess we're going to Morder, well like yeah right we'll probably get left in ditch somewhere after they question us."
Morie then said "but we're girls and aren't we, in this time, treated with respect?"
I say quietly "well, we aren't dressed like ladies..."
Rina replied, "True... well I guess we'll go with the hotties? Hmm...? And I don't mean frodo."
Edi said "Of course! We will!"
Morie said "and fight Orcs?"
I said "best plan we have and better than wandering around. Lets go for it!"
Then two hobbits jumped out of the bushes and said, "Of course you're coming with us!" Then they ran off playing what looked like tag shouting stuff like "Merry, you'll never catch me!"
"That's what you think Pip!" Things continued like this for some time but then the voices stopped as Boromir approached, the movies DID NOT do justice to him, in other words he was very hot!
Then he approached and said "Maidens, you are even if you don't wear dresses, you have to be to talk like that! Now will you please explain yourselves to me and a few others and we will decide what to do with you and whether to return your weapons."
I stepped forward and said "Alright Sir Boromir we will but if we first my see our bags?"
He looked visibly shaken and shakily replied "How did you now my name? You can't be an agent of Saurman....you may have your bags and look through them now, in my presence only though."
Boromir handed us our bags and I looked through mine and my weapons wear gone and my other stuff was messed with but not damaged. My copy of Lord of The Rings was still their in the other pocked and unexamined, good because if they saw that...they would know their destiny and that would be very bad because you must not know your destiny...A shudder passed through when I realized the horror of it all...
Later, after doing our hair we had our hands bound and were surrounded by Legolas, who looked...calm, slightly ruffled and very cute, Aragorn, looking hot, Boromir, same, Gandalf, weary, Frodo, traumatized, and Sam looking very tired and loyal.
"Who are you" Aragorn asked, taking on the role of lead interviewer.
"I'm Meril, 17 years old, from Earth"
"Morie, 17 years old, from Earth"
"Rina, 18 years old, from Earth"
"And Edi, 18 years old, from good old earth"
"Is earth here?" Aragorn asked
"No"
"Different dimension"
"Don't reveal do much guys"
"Sorry"
"No problem"
"How do you know who we are?" Boromir and Legolas asked and glanced other in surprise.
"Book"
"EDI, shut up!!!"
"Sorry..."
"What did you say...Edi?" Aragorn asked.
"Cannot tell you it...would affect your destiny."
"Then are you sent from the gods?" Boromir asked suspiciously.
"GOD no"
"Obviously not"
"Maybee..."
"Rina!"
"Can we join on your quest to destroy the one ring?"
"Meril," Gandalf said hesitantly, "do you and your friends understand the danger? And what is an ID? And all those books and you may your weapons back."
"We understand"
"ID means Identification, it's a card that tells who you are."
"DO NOT read our books for any reason" Morie hissed.
"We will not" Aragorn swore.
"We should Go to bed now" Legolas stated.
Later that night...
"We cannot go to Moria, with these girls! They will be a hindrance and they will be in danger!"
"No more than Pippin, that fool of a took!"
Edi and Meril stood up 'well,' Meril thought, 'they think that now do? This then will be interesting...'
"We can defend ourselves you know." Meril stated and Aragorn and Gandalf looked up in shock and Gandalf said "but you two should be asleep!"
Edi snorted and said "Well you two were talking and Meril and I like to stay up late."
Meril said "We're going to Moria."
Aragorn protested "but you don't know the dang-"
Meril said "We're going." This time it brooked no argument.
Larka: well how was that? Don't tell me now; tell me in your review! OR ELSE!
Sliver Mint: they don't care.... hey wait my name is NOT sliver mint!
Larka: then make them review!
Sliver Mint: REVIEW!!!! Please? I hate this name...I like Slivermenth or Sliv or Slivmenth
Larka: and review my one-shot Harry potter fic "the wind whispers its tale"
Larka and Sliv: REVIEW! Now! Or else!
