"ER VS THE BREAKTIME TEMPER TANTRUM"
By Cassi & Sven (evilspoofauthors 2&1)
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For those of you who don't already know, the spoofauthors are major fans of Dr. Romano.
Sure we like others, too, but Romano has been one of the favorites. If you've seen the
recent episodes, than you know exactly what our problem is. We think it was stupid, evil
and MEAN to kill him off after everything he went through last year. So, after we finally
got around to watching the recent episodes.....we waited until after the funeral to watch the
crash. Anyhow, when we saw the other people in the show, and how they were acting,
Esp Pratt, Anspaugh, Weaver, and a bunch of Med students we REALLY wanna kill...we
got mad and threw a big fit. For status, this takes place in the ER, BEFORE Lizzie sleeps
with that Schmuck. We wanted to get them out before that. Carter and Kovac (the real
ones, not the clones on the show) have returned from a Summer in the Sahara Desert, where
they lived and worked with the Med-jai. They will return with Ardeth to help us wreak
havok on the ER.....and they will look like Med-jais. Long hair, tan skin, black robes and
tattooed faces. Joining us are as follows. Chris Mason, Pippin, Jack Sparrow, Lucy Knight,
Freddy Krueger, Deb (another author who wanted to kill Dorset), Prince John, Julian, and
the Evil Trio, Becca, Mid, Emmy and Silver.....um, I guess they're not a trio anymore. Also
joining us will be Murdoc and Ryan.....who just wanted to "blow some things up."
For the record, the Assistants and Assistant's Assistants include: (Cassi) Prince John,
Freddy Krueger, Cosmo Renfro, Julian, and Haldir. (Haldir is explained in the beginning of
the tantrum) Sven's--Jack Sparrow, Chris Mason, Lucy Knight, Nicky Pike(Jack's Asst.),
King Dor, Luka Kovac(Lucy's Asst.), Pippin Took, Luis Ramone (Pippin's Asst) &
Jumper(Dor's Asst).
Romano and Lizzie are Assistants but they are working at County General when the spoof
started.
When this ends, we will be taking with us--Romano, Elizabeth, Susan Lewis, Shirley, Ella,
Gallant, Jerry, Abby, Chuny, Randi, Yosh, Frank & Malik. Clones will be sent to replace
the missing, and we will not be watching the show again. Romano's death was really the
last straw with us, as Carter left after the whole breakup with Abby, and Kovac was long
gone before that....then Chen married Dave, and hasn't been back since. So basically, the
hospital is overrun by clones....run for your lives, save yourselves. (At least it's not
killer ladybugs or radioactive mutant humming birds) So now that all that crap is out of the
way, bring on the tantrum!
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WARNING: Cassi and Sven have VERY short tempers. Do not get in the way of their evil
wrath! DIE EVIL "ER" WRITTERS, DIE!!!!!!(stabs the TV set repeatedly) ahem...on with the
story.
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CHAPTER ONE: "ANOTHER PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN"
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Once again, the spoofs were on break and Sven and Cassi were sitting at their home in
Cassi's room watching the tape of ER. We'll note that they did not see the crash when
it first came out. We waited for the funeral, as we'd heard way too many stories and were
mildly upset about it.
As they watched the scenes of the Memorial, Cassi glared at the screen and made a face.
"I'm going to kill me some med students." She muttered under her breath.
"I thought Susan was supposed to be there." Sven remarked. "Kathy said she was. I don't
see her." **Kathy and her husband Jeff tape the show for us**
"I don't see anyone there." Cassi grumbled. "This totally sucks. I was hoping they were
wrong about him dying." **Yes, we knew about his death 2 months in advance thanks
to the Rocket Sanctuary's spoilers. We were in denial, hoping it wouldn't happen.**
Sven shook her head. "I'm bored." She spoke up, getting up from her chair. "How's about
we go kill some people?"
Cassi gave an evil grin. "Sounds like fun." She answered, rewinding the tape. "I have to
go get my Assistant out of there anyhow. He's never going to believe this."
"Guess that means he doesn't have a choice anymore." Sven pointed out. "I say we get
the ones we want out and forget the stupid show.....and leave Weaver there."
Cassi grinned. "Call up the Assistants." She replied, with a smirk.
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FUN FACT: In 1930 Pluto was discovered........(pause) Not the dog, Stupid!! The PLANET!
The dog wasn't discovered until 1938.
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FUN FACT: In the movie "Two Towers" when Aragorn kicked the helmet and screamed,
this was the fourth take of the shot and Aragorn was not acting when he screamed. He
actually broke two toes in that scene.
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In the Spoofset breakroom, the Assistants had gathered, with the exception of the ones who
were working. In addition to them, were Carter, Ardeth, Becca, Emmy, Mid, Silver, Merry,
Murdoc, and Ryan Gaerity.
Silver grinned. "So what are we doing?" She asked excitedly. "More five year olds?!"
"Eh....no." Freddy informed her. "This time we get to do FUN stuff!" He paused. "That
means we're killing people."
"Ooo, goodie." Carter annouced, bouncing in his chair. "I love killing people."
"We know." Julian retorted, flatly.
"You said we were going back to County." Kovac spoke up. "What happened?"
Becca looked disappointed. "Awww, we're going THERE?! We got bored of there!"
"That's why we're killing people." Sven told her. "We got very fed up with the place."
"So whom exactly are we killing in this upcoming hospital massacare?" Haldir asked,
pointedly. He was seated near Pippin and Sven, wearing tight jeans, and Tom Petty
sunglasses. **For the record, we brought back Hal-Dear (call him Hal) after his crude
murder in Two Towers, and we pretty much cracked him by making him watch spoofs
for 15 hours in the breakroom, with Boramir and Faramir. Thus accounting for his weird outfit.
He will come in at the beginning of whatever comes after Jurassic III**(It's a surprise)
"I'm coming to that." Sven remarked, silencing him. "For those who didn't know, we made
this handy video." She placed the video into the VCR.
"Please restrain yourselves from chucking any sharp objects and or pointing any weapons
at the screen.....Ryan." Cassi ordered. "It is not the television's fault it has to show these
scenes."
"Oh heaven's NO!" The television announced loudly. "I do not like this video, it is very
bad!"
Carter gave Ardeth a Look. "Hear that? That means the writers of our show made another
huge mess of one of our lives." He proclaimed. "Who'd they maime for life this time? Was it
Dr. Corday?"
Sven made a grossed out face. "Only if you count sleeping with Dorkett as maimed for life."
She retorted.
All the people in the room made disgusted faces.
"Who's Dorkett?" Hal asked, souding confused.
"Ew..." Becca spat out. "I just ate." She turned to Hal. "You don't wanna know, let's just
leave it at that."
Freddy shivered. "Ugh. Sleeping with that guy would be worse than Jason in a pink dress."
He muttered. "I would most definitely consider that maimed for life."
"Gross!" Emmy cried. "You're NOT showing us THAT on the video, are you?!"
Cassi shivered. "Ew, no way in (beep). I saw it once, that was enough." **And we might
add, we had to fast forward that scene, because we couldn't stand watching it.**
"Tell me about it." Deb remarked, walking in the room. "Sorry I'm late. I wanted to chuck
something at the TV screen when I saw them in the back of that car."
Carter stared in horror. "Oh, that was way more than I needed to know." He groaned. "Now
I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life."
"Yeah, anyways, the video." Cassi cut in. "To get us off this disgusting talk." With this,
she pushed play on the video.
In the scenes on the video, they showed one of a certain ex-surgeon shoving a dope-
smoking med student into the hospital, followed by a large helicopter crash, resulting in
ex-surgeon-pancake. A few more scenes showed a few very not nice remarks from evil
people *coughPrattcoughFatButtcoughWeavercough* followed by scenes of an ex-
surgeon's "memorial service" that NOBODY but Lizzie bothered to show up to and the
two med students that came just to SWIPE THE FOOD!!!!
Cassi stopped the video. "That's quite enough." She remarked. "I think everyone gets the
point."
The sentence was barely out her mouth when five gunshots hit the television at the same
time.
Murdoc, Ryan, Carter, Ardeth, and Kovac put their guns away, looking guilty.
"That'll teach us to show a video without taking the guns first." Sven retorted.
"Ohhhhh NOOOOO!!!!! You have shot me!!!!!" The Television cried in agony. "It wasn't
even MY FAULT!!!!"
Freddy sighed. "Best put him out of his misery." He spoke up, popping his claws and
shoving them through the front of the screen.
The television resounded by screaming in agony even louder.
"Dor, stop that." Cassi ordered. "We need to figure out what to do."
"Let's kill people." Carter suggested, bouncing again.
"Yes, lets!" Pippin chimed in.
"Dibs on Dorsett!" Deb cried.
"I call Pratt!" Sven yelled.
"Freddy, you can fetch Anspaugh for me while I talk Rob into leaving." Cassi announced.
Freddy grinned. "Any rules?" He asked, excitedly.
"Just don't kill him." Cassi ordered. "Other than that, I don't care."
"Oooo, goodie!" He exclaimed, with an evil grin.
"Can I borrow one of your gloves?" Deb asked Freddy.
"Yeah sure." Freddy answered, handing her the left one. "Just give it back."
"Not a problem." Deb replied, trying out the claws.
Sven walked over to the counter, and retrieved the weapon she'd stashed there. "This one's
mine!" She called, holding up Jason's machete.
Cassi grabbed the vial of healing elixir from the top of the VCR. "Let's go, gang." She
told them. "It's time to have another psychotic breakdown!"
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FUN FACT: In 1924, Hitler was released from prison, four years early after convincing the
parole board he's a changed man who won't cause anymore trouble......yeah, we buy it.
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FUN FACT: In the movie "Two Towers" when Eomer's Riders of Rohan surround Aragorn,
Legolas, and Gimli at the beginning, look REALLY close. The riders are not men, but women
who have been through makeup and are wearing beards. Got that? Riders of Rohan=
bearded women.....tells us something about Rohan, don't it?
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COOK COUNTY GENERAL ER
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At County General, Romano was currently working in Curtain 2 when he heard an audible
voice that he would know anywhere. He closed his eyes and groaned. Why did they have
to choose NOW for one of their parties....after they'd PROMISED not to!
At the main doors of the ER, Sven stalked through, waving what could only be Jason's
machete. Jerry looked at Frank and stared. "That can't be a good sign." Jerry whispered.
Sven, after having watched the guards run screaming, grinned and held the machete high,
as she began in a sing-song voice. "Oh Pra-att!" She sang out. "Where are you, Pratt?"
"Definitely a bad sign." Frank agreed. "Get Romano."
"Are you under the desk?" Sven called, jumping over the main desk and looking under it.
"No, you're not under the desk. Where are you, Pratt?"
Before anyone could run for Romano or anyone else, two more figures came through the
main doors. Deb and Freddy Krueger. Freddy was in his burned look and each of them
welded an adamantium knife-glove.
"Here Dorsett!" Deb called. "Come out come out where ever you are!"
Freddy stood for a minute, watching the reactions to the patients in the ER, that were now
running out the doors as fast as they could. His mouth turned to an evil grin. "Look out,
FAT BOY, FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU!" He cried out in glee, running off.
"What's going on here?" Sam asked Jerry at the main desk.
"Uh, you better get that kid of yours out of the way." He warned. "They've trashed this
place before, but they've never come in like that."
"Run for the hills, save yourselves, the Evilauthors are at it again." Abby dead-panned.
"I don't think they're here for some fun this time." Susan remarked, frowning. "This seemes
not right."
"You're probably right." Frank's chair spoke up. "They're up to no good, I tell you!"
Sam shrieked and jumped away from the chair. Susan just sighed and looked at the dirt-
blond haired guy near the door. "Nice to see you, too, Dor." She called. "What's going on?"
Dor walked over with a shrug. "They got really really mad and this is their tantrum." He
explained. "Let's just say you don't wanna see what we saw.....before they blew apart the
TV."
Sam was now staring at the doorway, where three men had walked in. They were dressed in
black robes and all three of them sported long hair, and tanned tattooed faces. Her mouth
dropped open when she realized one of the tattooed men was Luka Kovac. "Who are they?"
She whispered.
Abby looked up and stared. "Carter?!" She managed to cry.
Carter grinned and pulled the turban off his head. "Hi Abby!" He called. "How you been?"
"Oh my God, look at you guys!" Susan exclaimed. "You look great!" She paused. "Nice
sword."
"Scimitar." Ardeth, Kovac and Carter corrected.
"Whatever." Susan replied. "What's going on?"
"I'm needing to see Rob right now, and tell Lizzie to get her butt down here as quickly as she
can." Cassi spoke up behind the desert warriors. "We're watching television in the break
room."
"Better take make sure they're unarmed first." Pippin remarked, standing with Merry and
Haldir. He frowned, realizing what he'd just said. "Um, I mean make sure they have no
weapons." He corrected, remembering that Romano was not happy about puns, even if
they WERE unintentional.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." Romano snapped from across the room. "What's going on?"
"What makes you think something's going on?" Carter asked, innocently.
Romano gave him a "duh" look and glanced over where Sven was still hunting for Pratt.
"Are you under there?" She called, looking under a lunch cart. "No, you're not under there.
You're GOOD at this, Pratt."
"Okay, my bad." Carter responded, giving in. "They got pissed off, but I'm not allowed to
say why. Cassi said she'll tell you."
Romano nodded, rolling his eyes, and looked at Cassi.
"Not until Lizzie gets down here." Cassi stated.
"Figures." Romano muttered, turning back to Carter. "So, Carter....how's the wife?"
Abby's mouth hit the ground. "Wife?!" She managed to get out.
"Yeah, he married Ardeth's sister this last summer." Romano informed her. "I heard he's
completely joined the Med-jais." **Sorry to the Carbys, but when Carter left for the desert
last season, he decided to not come back, and he then married Ardeth's sister.**
Carter grinned. "She's pregnant." He announced, proudly.
"Well, you don't waste time, do you?" Romano retorted, with a smirk.
"I don't believe this!" Abby cried. "Why!?"
Carter shrugged. "Because I loved her and she has a great sense of humor." He told her.
"She'd have to if she agreed to marry you." Romano quipped, looking up as Elizabeth
stepped off the elevator. "Lizzie!" He called out. "You've just walked in on murder and
meyham!"
"So I've noticed." Elizabeth replied. "Deb and Mr. Krueger just went through the surgical
floor calling for Dorsett and Donald."
Romano frowned. "Freddy is going after Anspaugh?!" He asked, staring. "Why!?"
The three of them headed for the breakroom, wisely getting as far away from Abby and the
Med-jai's as possible.
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Inside the lounge, Cassi produced a video tape titled, "ER, Season 10, Vid 2--Death to all
ER Writters."
Romano eyed the video. "Something tells me this is something bad." He spoke up.
"Yeah, you could say that." Cassi answered, placing the tape into a VCR. "Um, do you
guys have any weapons?"
Romano cocked an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, it's bad." He remarked. "Dish, Cassi. What horrid,
evil thing have they done now? They aren't torturing Lizzie this time, are they?"
Cassi frowned, considering. "Well, yeah I guess so." She answered. "They make her do the
horrizontal mamba in the back of a car....with Dorsett."
"OH UGH!" Elizabeth cried out, covering her mouth and running for the sink.
Romano was making a very disgusted face. "Ew....now I'm gonna have nightmares." He
snapped. "Thanks loads, Cas."
Elizabeth, now finished losing her lunch, rinsed her mouth out and walked back over to
to Cassi and Romano. "That is disgusting, and it was not funny!" She grumbled.
"Tell me you were kidding." Romano agreed.
Cassi looked down. "Eh, no. Trust me, Sven and I had to fast forward it." She informed
them. "That's why we came now. It get's worse." She looked at Romano and held out
the vial of Healing Elixir. "Guess what, you don't have a choice anymore."
Elizabeth's face turned pale. "No, they can't do that." She whispered.
Cassi motioned to the TV. "You have to see this, because you'll NEVER believe it if you
don't." She told them, pressing play on the video.
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END PART ONE:
Ehhh, sorry to cut it off here, but there will be more murder and meyham to come....headlines
read, "Elizabeth Corday...the next actress for the movie, 'Carrie'!"
May God have mercy on those in the ER.
Leave your reviews and we'll get the next chap up as soon as possible. Feed back is much
desired.
Disclaimer.....FunFacts..the ones with the Dates are from a Mad Magazine. "A Mad Look
At History", and the ones reguarding "Two Towers" came from the DVD Extended
Edition, off the 4th disc....from the making of the movie. These really happened, if you've
not seen it yet.
The video.....this is our real video. The one Jeff's been taping ER on....(wide grin) This
week he's taping MacGyver for us!!! On Jan 2, They're showing Halloween Knights!
For those who are not MacGyver/Murdoc fans, this is the BEST episode that Murdoc
is in. Murdoc and Mac working together!...and the memorable snake pit scene. ^_^ A
must see for all MacGyver fans. Anyways, that concludes the commercial, please review
now.
By Cassi & Sven (evilspoofauthors 2&1)
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For those of you who don't already know, the spoofauthors are major fans of Dr. Romano.
Sure we like others, too, but Romano has been one of the favorites. If you've seen the
recent episodes, than you know exactly what our problem is. We think it was stupid, evil
and MEAN to kill him off after everything he went through last year. So, after we finally
got around to watching the recent episodes.....we waited until after the funeral to watch the
crash. Anyhow, when we saw the other people in the show, and how they were acting,
Esp Pratt, Anspaugh, Weaver, and a bunch of Med students we REALLY wanna kill...we
got mad and threw a big fit. For status, this takes place in the ER, BEFORE Lizzie sleeps
with that Schmuck. We wanted to get them out before that. Carter and Kovac (the real
ones, not the clones on the show) have returned from a Summer in the Sahara Desert, where
they lived and worked with the Med-jai. They will return with Ardeth to help us wreak
havok on the ER.....and they will look like Med-jais. Long hair, tan skin, black robes and
tattooed faces. Joining us are as follows. Chris Mason, Pippin, Jack Sparrow, Lucy Knight,
Freddy Krueger, Deb (another author who wanted to kill Dorset), Prince John, Julian, and
the Evil Trio, Becca, Mid, Emmy and Silver.....um, I guess they're not a trio anymore. Also
joining us will be Murdoc and Ryan.....who just wanted to "blow some things up."
For the record, the Assistants and Assistant's Assistants include: (Cassi) Prince John,
Freddy Krueger, Cosmo Renfro, Julian, and Haldir. (Haldir is explained in the beginning of
the tantrum) Sven's--Jack Sparrow, Chris Mason, Lucy Knight, Nicky Pike(Jack's Asst.),
King Dor, Luka Kovac(Lucy's Asst.), Pippin Took, Luis Ramone (Pippin's Asst) &
Jumper(Dor's Asst).
Romano and Lizzie are Assistants but they are working at County General when the spoof
started.
When this ends, we will be taking with us--Romano, Elizabeth, Susan Lewis, Shirley, Ella,
Gallant, Jerry, Abby, Chuny, Randi, Yosh, Frank & Malik. Clones will be sent to replace
the missing, and we will not be watching the show again. Romano's death was really the
last straw with us, as Carter left after the whole breakup with Abby, and Kovac was long
gone before that....then Chen married Dave, and hasn't been back since. So basically, the
hospital is overrun by clones....run for your lives, save yourselves. (At least it's not
killer ladybugs or radioactive mutant humming birds) So now that all that crap is out of the
way, bring on the tantrum!
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WARNING: Cassi and Sven have VERY short tempers. Do not get in the way of their evil
wrath! DIE EVIL "ER" WRITTERS, DIE!!!!!!(stabs the TV set repeatedly) ahem...on with the
story.
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CHAPTER ONE: "ANOTHER PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN"
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Once again, the spoofs were on break and Sven and Cassi were sitting at their home in
Cassi's room watching the tape of ER. We'll note that they did not see the crash when
it first came out. We waited for the funeral, as we'd heard way too many stories and were
mildly upset about it.
As they watched the scenes of the Memorial, Cassi glared at the screen and made a face.
"I'm going to kill me some med students." She muttered under her breath.
"I thought Susan was supposed to be there." Sven remarked. "Kathy said she was. I don't
see her." **Kathy and her husband Jeff tape the show for us**
"I don't see anyone there." Cassi grumbled. "This totally sucks. I was hoping they were
wrong about him dying." **Yes, we knew about his death 2 months in advance thanks
to the Rocket Sanctuary's spoilers. We were in denial, hoping it wouldn't happen.**
Sven shook her head. "I'm bored." She spoke up, getting up from her chair. "How's about
we go kill some people?"
Cassi gave an evil grin. "Sounds like fun." She answered, rewinding the tape. "I have to
go get my Assistant out of there anyhow. He's never going to believe this."
"Guess that means he doesn't have a choice anymore." Sven pointed out. "I say we get
the ones we want out and forget the stupid show.....and leave Weaver there."
Cassi grinned. "Call up the Assistants." She replied, with a smirk.
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FUN FACT: In 1930 Pluto was discovered........(pause) Not the dog, Stupid!! The PLANET!
The dog wasn't discovered until 1938.
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FUN FACT: In the movie "Two Towers" when Aragorn kicked the helmet and screamed,
this was the fourth take of the shot and Aragorn was not acting when he screamed. He
actually broke two toes in that scene.
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In the Spoofset breakroom, the Assistants had gathered, with the exception of the ones who
were working. In addition to them, were Carter, Ardeth, Becca, Emmy, Mid, Silver, Merry,
Murdoc, and Ryan Gaerity.
Silver grinned. "So what are we doing?" She asked excitedly. "More five year olds?!"
"Eh....no." Freddy informed her. "This time we get to do FUN stuff!" He paused. "That
means we're killing people."
"Ooo, goodie." Carter annouced, bouncing in his chair. "I love killing people."
"We know." Julian retorted, flatly.
"You said we were going back to County." Kovac spoke up. "What happened?"
Becca looked disappointed. "Awww, we're going THERE?! We got bored of there!"
"That's why we're killing people." Sven told her. "We got very fed up with the place."
"So whom exactly are we killing in this upcoming hospital massacare?" Haldir asked,
pointedly. He was seated near Pippin and Sven, wearing tight jeans, and Tom Petty
sunglasses. **For the record, we brought back Hal-Dear (call him Hal) after his crude
murder in Two Towers, and we pretty much cracked him by making him watch spoofs
for 15 hours in the breakroom, with Boramir and Faramir. Thus accounting for his weird outfit.
He will come in at the beginning of whatever comes after Jurassic III**(It's a surprise)
"I'm coming to that." Sven remarked, silencing him. "For those who didn't know, we made
this handy video." She placed the video into the VCR.
"Please restrain yourselves from chucking any sharp objects and or pointing any weapons
at the screen.....Ryan." Cassi ordered. "It is not the television's fault it has to show these
scenes."
"Oh heaven's NO!" The television announced loudly. "I do not like this video, it is very
bad!"
Carter gave Ardeth a Look. "Hear that? That means the writers of our show made another
huge mess of one of our lives." He proclaimed. "Who'd they maime for life this time? Was it
Dr. Corday?"
Sven made a grossed out face. "Only if you count sleeping with Dorkett as maimed for life."
She retorted.
All the people in the room made disgusted faces.
"Who's Dorkett?" Hal asked, souding confused.
"Ew..." Becca spat out. "I just ate." She turned to Hal. "You don't wanna know, let's just
leave it at that."
Freddy shivered. "Ugh. Sleeping with that guy would be worse than Jason in a pink dress."
He muttered. "I would most definitely consider that maimed for life."
"Gross!" Emmy cried. "You're NOT showing us THAT on the video, are you?!"
Cassi shivered. "Ew, no way in (beep). I saw it once, that was enough." **And we might
add, we had to fast forward that scene, because we couldn't stand watching it.**
"Tell me about it." Deb remarked, walking in the room. "Sorry I'm late. I wanted to chuck
something at the TV screen when I saw them in the back of that car."
Carter stared in horror. "Oh, that was way more than I needed to know." He groaned. "Now
I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life."
"Yeah, anyways, the video." Cassi cut in. "To get us off this disgusting talk." With this,
she pushed play on the video.
In the scenes on the video, they showed one of a certain ex-surgeon shoving a dope-
smoking med student into the hospital, followed by a large helicopter crash, resulting in
ex-surgeon-pancake. A few more scenes showed a few very not nice remarks from evil
people *coughPrattcoughFatButtcoughWeavercough* followed by scenes of an ex-
surgeon's "memorial service" that NOBODY but Lizzie bothered to show up to and the
two med students that came just to SWIPE THE FOOD!!!!
Cassi stopped the video. "That's quite enough." She remarked. "I think everyone gets the
point."
The sentence was barely out her mouth when five gunshots hit the television at the same
time.
Murdoc, Ryan, Carter, Ardeth, and Kovac put their guns away, looking guilty.
"That'll teach us to show a video without taking the guns first." Sven retorted.
"Ohhhhh NOOOOO!!!!! You have shot me!!!!!" The Television cried in agony. "It wasn't
even MY FAULT!!!!"
Freddy sighed. "Best put him out of his misery." He spoke up, popping his claws and
shoving them through the front of the screen.
The television resounded by screaming in agony even louder.
"Dor, stop that." Cassi ordered. "We need to figure out what to do."
"Let's kill people." Carter suggested, bouncing again.
"Yes, lets!" Pippin chimed in.
"Dibs on Dorsett!" Deb cried.
"I call Pratt!" Sven yelled.
"Freddy, you can fetch Anspaugh for me while I talk Rob into leaving." Cassi announced.
Freddy grinned. "Any rules?" He asked, excitedly.
"Just don't kill him." Cassi ordered. "Other than that, I don't care."
"Oooo, goodie!" He exclaimed, with an evil grin.
"Can I borrow one of your gloves?" Deb asked Freddy.
"Yeah sure." Freddy answered, handing her the left one. "Just give it back."
"Not a problem." Deb replied, trying out the claws.
Sven walked over to the counter, and retrieved the weapon she'd stashed there. "This one's
mine!" She called, holding up Jason's machete.
Cassi grabbed the vial of healing elixir from the top of the VCR. "Let's go, gang." She
told them. "It's time to have another psychotic breakdown!"
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FUN FACT: In 1924, Hitler was released from prison, four years early after convincing the
parole board he's a changed man who won't cause anymore trouble......yeah, we buy it.
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FUN FACT: In the movie "Two Towers" when Eomer's Riders of Rohan surround Aragorn,
Legolas, and Gimli at the beginning, look REALLY close. The riders are not men, but women
who have been through makeup and are wearing beards. Got that? Riders of Rohan=
bearded women.....tells us something about Rohan, don't it?
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COOK COUNTY GENERAL ER
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At County General, Romano was currently working in Curtain 2 when he heard an audible
voice that he would know anywhere. He closed his eyes and groaned. Why did they have
to choose NOW for one of their parties....after they'd PROMISED not to!
At the main doors of the ER, Sven stalked through, waving what could only be Jason's
machete. Jerry looked at Frank and stared. "That can't be a good sign." Jerry whispered.
Sven, after having watched the guards run screaming, grinned and held the machete high,
as she began in a sing-song voice. "Oh Pra-att!" She sang out. "Where are you, Pratt?"
"Definitely a bad sign." Frank agreed. "Get Romano."
"Are you under the desk?" Sven called, jumping over the main desk and looking under it.
"No, you're not under the desk. Where are you, Pratt?"
Before anyone could run for Romano or anyone else, two more figures came through the
main doors. Deb and Freddy Krueger. Freddy was in his burned look and each of them
welded an adamantium knife-glove.
"Here Dorsett!" Deb called. "Come out come out where ever you are!"
Freddy stood for a minute, watching the reactions to the patients in the ER, that were now
running out the doors as fast as they could. His mouth turned to an evil grin. "Look out,
FAT BOY, FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU!" He cried out in glee, running off.
"What's going on here?" Sam asked Jerry at the main desk.
"Uh, you better get that kid of yours out of the way." He warned. "They've trashed this
place before, but they've never come in like that."
"Run for the hills, save yourselves, the Evilauthors are at it again." Abby dead-panned.
"I don't think they're here for some fun this time." Susan remarked, frowning. "This seemes
not right."
"You're probably right." Frank's chair spoke up. "They're up to no good, I tell you!"
Sam shrieked and jumped away from the chair. Susan just sighed and looked at the dirt-
blond haired guy near the door. "Nice to see you, too, Dor." She called. "What's going on?"
Dor walked over with a shrug. "They got really really mad and this is their tantrum." He
explained. "Let's just say you don't wanna see what we saw.....before they blew apart the
TV."
Sam was now staring at the doorway, where three men had walked in. They were dressed in
black robes and all three of them sported long hair, and tanned tattooed faces. Her mouth
dropped open when she realized one of the tattooed men was Luka Kovac. "Who are they?"
She whispered.
Abby looked up and stared. "Carter?!" She managed to cry.
Carter grinned and pulled the turban off his head. "Hi Abby!" He called. "How you been?"
"Oh my God, look at you guys!" Susan exclaimed. "You look great!" She paused. "Nice
sword."
"Scimitar." Ardeth, Kovac and Carter corrected.
"Whatever." Susan replied. "What's going on?"
"I'm needing to see Rob right now, and tell Lizzie to get her butt down here as quickly as she
can." Cassi spoke up behind the desert warriors. "We're watching television in the break
room."
"Better take make sure they're unarmed first." Pippin remarked, standing with Merry and
Haldir. He frowned, realizing what he'd just said. "Um, I mean make sure they have no
weapons." He corrected, remembering that Romano was not happy about puns, even if
they WERE unintentional.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." Romano snapped from across the room. "What's going on?"
"What makes you think something's going on?" Carter asked, innocently.
Romano gave him a "duh" look and glanced over where Sven was still hunting for Pratt.
"Are you under there?" She called, looking under a lunch cart. "No, you're not under there.
You're GOOD at this, Pratt."
"Okay, my bad." Carter responded, giving in. "They got pissed off, but I'm not allowed to
say why. Cassi said she'll tell you."
Romano nodded, rolling his eyes, and looked at Cassi.
"Not until Lizzie gets down here." Cassi stated.
"Figures." Romano muttered, turning back to Carter. "So, Carter....how's the wife?"
Abby's mouth hit the ground. "Wife?!" She managed to get out.
"Yeah, he married Ardeth's sister this last summer." Romano informed her. "I heard he's
completely joined the Med-jais." **Sorry to the Carbys, but when Carter left for the desert
last season, he decided to not come back, and he then married Ardeth's sister.**
Carter grinned. "She's pregnant." He announced, proudly.
"Well, you don't waste time, do you?" Romano retorted, with a smirk.
"I don't believe this!" Abby cried. "Why!?"
Carter shrugged. "Because I loved her and she has a great sense of humor." He told her.
"She'd have to if she agreed to marry you." Romano quipped, looking up as Elizabeth
stepped off the elevator. "Lizzie!" He called out. "You've just walked in on murder and
meyham!"
"So I've noticed." Elizabeth replied. "Deb and Mr. Krueger just went through the surgical
floor calling for Dorsett and Donald."
Romano frowned. "Freddy is going after Anspaugh?!" He asked, staring. "Why!?"
The three of them headed for the breakroom, wisely getting as far away from Abby and the
Med-jai's as possible.
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Inside the lounge, Cassi produced a video tape titled, "ER, Season 10, Vid 2--Death to all
ER Writters."
Romano eyed the video. "Something tells me this is something bad." He spoke up.
"Yeah, you could say that." Cassi answered, placing the tape into a VCR. "Um, do you
guys have any weapons?"
Romano cocked an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, it's bad." He remarked. "Dish, Cassi. What horrid,
evil thing have they done now? They aren't torturing Lizzie this time, are they?"
Cassi frowned, considering. "Well, yeah I guess so." She answered. "They make her do the
horrizontal mamba in the back of a car....with Dorsett."
"OH UGH!" Elizabeth cried out, covering her mouth and running for the sink.
Romano was making a very disgusted face. "Ew....now I'm gonna have nightmares." He
snapped. "Thanks loads, Cas."
Elizabeth, now finished losing her lunch, rinsed her mouth out and walked back over to
to Cassi and Romano. "That is disgusting, and it was not funny!" She grumbled.
"Tell me you were kidding." Romano agreed.
Cassi looked down. "Eh, no. Trust me, Sven and I had to fast forward it." She informed
them. "That's why we came now. It get's worse." She looked at Romano and held out
the vial of Healing Elixir. "Guess what, you don't have a choice anymore."
Elizabeth's face turned pale. "No, they can't do that." She whispered.
Cassi motioned to the TV. "You have to see this, because you'll NEVER believe it if you
don't." She told them, pressing play on the video.
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END PART ONE:
Ehhh, sorry to cut it off here, but there will be more murder and meyham to come....headlines
read, "Elizabeth Corday...the next actress for the movie, 'Carrie'!"
May God have mercy on those in the ER.
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