NEW YEARS EVE: Happy New year everyone!!! And for part two, I am very happy to hear about
all the nice reviews I've recieved on this....especially since not all of you are our regular readers.
This is most encouraging. Now if only I had a little more time to type today. I don't. I have to
change some kitty litter boxes, and our church is having its regular New Year's bash, with the
major bummer that they made all illegal fireworks illegal for real. What? They've been illegal for
years, but we've set them off anyway. We set one off in front of a cop once. This year, we're
told they are really cracking down on it, so we'll probably set them off when we get back home.
It's legal here.
Um, right there was a story we were doing. Romano and Lizzie watch the taped episodes of ER
that we very much hated.....we did NOT make them watch the one involving Lizzie and Dorkett
for obvious reasons. I figure they have enough to go insane over. So if any of you saw the
Med Team Massacares from Jurassic 2 and 3 involving Carter (2) and Romano (3), As you
can well imagine, Elizabeth Corday is about to pull a "Carrie" so to speak. For the new readers,
if you've not read The Youth Elixir Incident, Elizabeth Corday's magic talent (as of bringing in
the Xanth stuff) is Magician-Class, and she's the firestarter. When she gets upset or mad, she
can literally burn a person into the ground. From the looks of the "Memorial" (can it really be
called that?) Lizzie was not doing so good. So for her to see all this before it happens, she's
going to completely lose it, as Romano had told her in the "Jeffery" story that the same writers
that took his arm, also arranged her daughter's overdose and Mark Greene's death. That didn't
go over very well for her, and this should be the motivation she needs to get the heck out and
tell the writers where to stick it. Anyhow, I think that's all I need to explain....oh wait, Romano's
talent is he cannot be killed. (ironic, huh?) So he and Carter are the only ones immune to
Corday's talent...(Carter cannot be harmed by magic) --With the exception of Authors and
Assistants. So, now that all that's over with--on with the tantrum....for other talents, see
Youth Elixir 1. There's too many to explain.
Responces to reviewers at the end of this chapter.
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CHAPTER TWO: "ELIZABETH CORDAY: NEXT ACTRESS FOR THE MOVIE 'CARRIE'"
***********************************************************************
WARNING: VIOLENT SCENES AHEAD. Proceed with caution. Due to complete violence,
we had to push the rating up to R....we try to avoid R rating in most of our work, but I think
for this one, we can't avoid it. Way too many violent deaths.
***********************************************************************
In front of the main desk of the ER, Abby was staring at Carter as if he'd come from the moon.
"I can't believe you ran off and got married!" She cried.
Before Carter could respond, Ardeth pulled him out of the way. "And I cannot believe you
of all people would not be there when he needed you the most." Ardeth replied through
clenched teeth. "I was in the middle of a battle when he called me, and I dropped everything
to get here."
"It was my brother!" Abby argued. "What was I supposed to do, leave him there?!"
"YES!" Carter, Ardeth, and Kovac exclaimed in unison.
Susan rolled her eyes. "Can you guys cut it out?" She interrupted. "This is supposed to be a
hospital, and we're supposed to be doctors."
Carter raised an eyebrow and motioned to Chairs, which was now empty. "Who are you treating
now?" He asked, pointedly. "Freddy and Sven scared all the patients away."
"Which was probably a good thing, because THAT doesn't look very good at all." Jerry
remarked quietly, pointing at the door of the Lounge, where Elizabeth Corday had just come
out of. Her eyes gave an orangish glow, and she looked--in the best description--pissed as
[heck].
In a manner of VERY bad timing, this was when the Med Students came in, looking for any
patients.
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Sorry for interrupting, but I have to say this. At this point, I really can't remember the names of
those idiot Med Students, or that Idiot Resident that was picking on Romano...(when he yelled
"Get out of my face" really loud....so instead of giving them the honor of looking up their names,
--they don't deserve it--We'll just call them what they are.--I do remember Neela, and she wasn't
that bad.
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"Hey, what happened to all the patients?" Idiot Med Student 1 asked.
"Um, what's wrong with her?" Idiot Med Student 2 went on, looking at Elizabeth.
Romano and Cassi ran through the Lounge door, after her, but neither made any move to stop
her. They simply looked at her and looked at each other.
"You do it." Cassi spoke up. "She likes you."
"Uh uh, I'm staying out of the line of fire.....literally." Romano answered. "Besides, it's more fun
to see her kill people."
Elizabeth's glance rested on the Med Students and a look of raw fury came to her face. Before the
Med Students knew what was going on, she had set their lab coats on fire. She gave an evil
grin as she watched them frantically throw the lab coats to the floor, screaming.
At the main desk, everyone was now staring in complete shock. "What were they watching in
there?" Susan asked Kovac.
Kovac and Carter exchanged a glance, and Carter sighed. "The writers of the show are killing
Romano by dropping a helicopter on him in the Ambulance Bay....and they were going to make
Elizabeth sleep with Dorsett, and there was a bunch of things that happened with other people."
He told her.
Everyone at the desk was now staring at Carter.
"You're not serious." Abby whispered.
"They're killing Romano?" Jerry asked in awe.
Frank shook his head. "That sucks." He muttered. "It means any one of us can be next."
"I'm glad I got out when I did." Luka remarked, thoughtfully.
"Me, too." Carter agreed.
Susan watched Elizabeth set things on fire. The Idiot Med Students were dead already. "So
is she that messed up over Romano?" She asked, quietly.
Carter shook his head. "There was more to it." He replied. "I think it's the way everyone acted
after he died. Pratt was making some pretty rotten comments, and we'll just not go into what the
Med Students were doing."
Over in the corner, Romano and Cassi were watching Elizabeth as the body count climbed to
7. "When are you planning to stop her?" Cassi asked.
"ME?!" Romano quipped. "I ain't going over there. I have a life."
Cassi rolled her eyes. "She can't get you, and you know it." She retorted, flatly. "You just
don't want to stop her."
Romano gave a thoughtful look and turned back to Cassi, with a sigh. "Gimme that vial." He
ordered, throwing the prosthetic hook he hated so much through the lounge window. **This
is before he got the other arm**
Cassi wordlessly pulled the vial of Healing Elixir out and handed to him. Romano uncapped it
and looked at it for a minute.
"If symptoms persist for longer than fifteen seconds, let me know, and we'll throw you in the
river." Cassi quipped.
Romano gave a chuckle. "Interesting concept." He remarked, drinking the contents of the vial.
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FUN FACT: In "Two Towers", Merry and Pippin (Dom and Billy) remarked that the people who
designed Treebeard's hands (they sat on bicycle seats in there) had no concept of men having
testicles.....and after the scene Merry (Dom) said this: "I'm not sure I had them after the shoot.
I think they went internal." **You should watch the making of the movie. Pippin was making
some really interesting faces every time Treebeard's arm jerked, and Merry's response was "I'm
never going to have children."**
*************************************************************************
A/N--Will write more tomorrow, I have 1 hour to change catboxes and get ready to leave for the
party. Coming up--Romano gives Kerry a left hook....don't you just love puns?
*************************************************************************
FUN FACT: It is tomorrow now. Sorry so long...I was setting fireworks off with my two new
nephews, Connor and Justin....Luv you kids much. Where was I? Ah yes, violence and meyham.
Shall we continue? Quick note...Romano's symptoms did not persist for longer than ten seconds.
*************************************************************************
By the time Kerry Weaver got to the ER, the sprinkler system had kicked in and the fire alarm
was going off. The body count was now up to about ten and Elizabeth was still going. Kerry
stood at the bottom of the stairs, staring in shock.
"Um, don't you think you should stop her now?" Cassi asked Romano.
Romano eyed the mess. "Hmm, it depends on who she targets next." He answered. "She's
picked off nearly all the med students, which is actually a good thing. We all saw that idiot
smoking his dope in the Ambulance Bay. She just saved the lives of a lot of future patients."
"Oh Pra-att!" Sven called, running through the smoke, ignoring the flames. "Where are you,
Pratt? I am looking to find you! Are you under here?" She asked, looking under the skirt of
one of the patients that could not get up and run out. "No, you're not under there. You're
GOOD at this, Pratt!"
"Is this a good time to tell her that Pratt doesn't come on for another ten minutes?" Romano
whispered to Cassi.
"Nah." Cassi answered, popping a yellow lifesaver into her mouth. "She's having way too much
fun. Besides, this is a load of fun."
Romano shrugged. "So, tell me..." He spoke up, quietly. "What was the reason for killing me
off?"
Cassi glared at the thought. "You sure you really wanna know?" She asked.
"That bad huh?" He quipped. "Yeah, let's have it."
"They ran out of material for you, and wanted to focus on some of the younger cast." Cassi
told him, sounding very disgusted.
Romano made a face. "So.....where do they live?" He remarked after a minute.
"Have no idea." Cassi replied. "And they better hope I never find out."
Romano gave an evil grin. "Yeh, this is why I love hanging around you people." He stated,
laughing. "Tell me....you got any weapons on you?"
Cassi grinned widely. "Rob, I created The Cat." She replied, handing him a ten inch hunting
knife with a black and red handle.
"Ooo, nice one." Romano remarked, eyeing the knife. "Where'd you get this?"
Cassi grinned again. "Colorado, but you have to give it back." She warned. "It's my brother
in law's favorite Christmas present. I gave it to him." **Real knife...looks like Murdoc's**
"Ah, and you borrowed it back." Romano answered, with a nod. "Nice. I think I'll go find some
med student Lizzie hasn't killed yet."
"Good luck." Cassi retorted, flatly. "I think she's pretty much gotten them all."
Romano's evil grin widened as his eye caught sight of Sam at the main desk and Kerry standing
at the bottom of the stairs. "I don't think I'll have much of a problem." He told her, heading for
the main desk, the knife behind his back.
"I've created a monster." Cassi said to herself, pulling a Big Gun from the bag on the floor
behind her. "Oh where oh where did Freddy take Anspaugh?" She sang softly, heading for the
stairs.
"What in heaven's name are you people DOING?!" Kerry cried as Cassi passed.
Cassi turned to glare at her. "Throwing a tantrum." She snapped, heading up the stairs. "You
wouldn't happen to have seen my roasted Assistant, with the sharp claws, by any chance?"
"No." Weaver stated, flatly.
Cassi nodded. "Bummer, he was looking for Anspaugh." She informed her. "By the way, I think
Rob's looking for you. HEY ROB! KERRY'S OVER HERE!!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.
Before Romano could turn from where he'd cornered Sam, Elizabeth turned toward Kerry.
"Um, watch her." Cassi whispered to Kerry. "I think she's lost it. She just roasted all the Med
Students alive."
"What did you DO to her?!" Weaver demanded.
"We predicted the future." Cassi confessed. "She saw it and became Psycho-Lizzie. Watch out,
she's the fire-starter, you know."
Elizabeth approached Weaver, with a look of pure hatred. "Get the [naughty word here] over
here you filthy [insert other naughty word here]." Corday spat out.
Romano, having heard this, turned to stare in shock. Sam, using this as a deversion, ran for
cover, snatching her son in the process.
The action in the ER came to a stand-still as all turned to look at Elizabeth. Even the other
Assistants that were still in the ER turned to stare. "Somethin' tells me, she's not happy."
Pippin spoke up, quietly.
"What was your first guess?" Merry asked, sarcastically. "The flames, or the bad words?"
"She does not do this often, does she?" Haldir remarked, watching the reactions of the others.
"Eh, no." Romano cut in, heading for her side. "Get the [heck] out of the way." He
ordered Neela, who was completely in shock. "Lizzie! Stop it! You can't kill her!"
Elizabeth glared at Kerry, obviously trying to control her talent. "Why not?" She asked,
bluntly. "She's a filthy back-stabbing, lying [bad word] and you bloody well know it!"
Romano considered this. "Well yeah, that's true, but you still can't kill her." He remarked,
stepping between Kerry and Elizabeth.
Kerry, now white as a sheet, just stared at the two of them in horror.
"Why?" Elizabeth demanded.
Romano shrugged. "Because....." He began. "Then I couldn't give her......this." He finished,
his now restored left fist decking her in the cheekbone, knocking her off her feet and into the
stairs.
Sven came over and eyed Kerry's face, now turning an interesting blue-black with blood dripping
down her mouth. "Nice left hook." She quipped with a completely straight face.
"By the way, Kerry." He spoke up, causing her to meet his gaze. "I quit. Give my reguards to
my clone. Lizzie, let's go. You've killed enough people, let's get your daughter out of this place."
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END PART TWO: Don't worry folks, there's plenty of violence to come. Just because Lizzie and
Rob have left does not mean the fun is over. We will add that Elizabeth got as far as the
Ambulance Bay before she completely broke down and burst into tears, but out of respect for
her, we'll leave that part out. Everyone needs to have a little time to themself after a psychotic
breakdown. So Rob will handle it just as she did for him in Jurassic III. The total body count
for Lizzie Corday's breakdown was 11 people. Mostly Med Students and a couple others who
just got in the way.
Also....we put out the fire in the ER, as the last thing we need is the fire department coming in
and ruining the party. However the dead people are still dead. They will all be brought back
at the end....unfortunately, as we would very much love to just leave them dead.
Review responses:
Becca! Um...right, I swear you are here.....you're just off somewheres upstairs. Nobody wants
to die of smoke inhalation....and I really don't care if that's not spelled right. So.....who you wanna
kill again?
Master of Time and Space: We'll have murder and death to the writers if we ever find out where
they live....Freddy makes house calls. ^_^
LizzieCordano: Honestly, I haven't watched the show since the "memorial" either. Unless you
count the many reruns I have on tape. Must watch reruns, must see Romano....before he lost
all his snapping bite.
Coffee Luv: Ever thought of decaf? (grins) Freddy's not finished yet, believe me. About
Dorsett....well, Deb called him first. However, we can bring him right back if you want a turn
at killing him.
shagrat: Hey somebody else loves Hal-Dear! That guy was so cute. I was really not happy
when he died. We're about to spoof "Two Towers" pretty soon, and Hal becomes an
Assistant there. We're planning to slaughter it....have you read the first one? Fellowship
of the Spoof can be found on Sven's page. I believe after we mugged the Witch King and
played Monkey in the Middle with the Ring, the Wraiths quit....we'll have to get them back
soon. Dorsett....(grins at the thought) sounds like fun. Everyone wants to kill him. (shivers)
that guy freaked me out the first time I saw him. We all know that Lizzie would never sleep with
that jackass. Stupid writers.
Phantom of the Basement: Glad to know you're familiar with our work. Have you reviewed
before? Trust me, the fun facts will be back....as well as the insanity breaks. It keeps things
interesting.
Jinx: I agree. They mentioned that their ratings go up when they torture Romano. I wonder
how those ratings are going to go now that they can't torture him anymore. This has got
to be their dumbest idea yet. Sucks really. That show used to be so good when Rob was the
comic relief. Now, well, I don't know. I haven't been watching it. More murder and meyham to
come rest assured.
That takes care of the responses....please review and I'll get the next section up as soon as
possible. Later--Cassi & Sven
all the nice reviews I've recieved on this....especially since not all of you are our regular readers.
This is most encouraging. Now if only I had a little more time to type today. I don't. I have to
change some kitty litter boxes, and our church is having its regular New Year's bash, with the
major bummer that they made all illegal fireworks illegal for real. What? They've been illegal for
years, but we've set them off anyway. We set one off in front of a cop once. This year, we're
told they are really cracking down on it, so we'll probably set them off when we get back home.
It's legal here.
Um, right there was a story we were doing. Romano and Lizzie watch the taped episodes of ER
that we very much hated.....we did NOT make them watch the one involving Lizzie and Dorkett
for obvious reasons. I figure they have enough to go insane over. So if any of you saw the
Med Team Massacares from Jurassic 2 and 3 involving Carter (2) and Romano (3), As you
can well imagine, Elizabeth Corday is about to pull a "Carrie" so to speak. For the new readers,
if you've not read The Youth Elixir Incident, Elizabeth Corday's magic talent (as of bringing in
the Xanth stuff) is Magician-Class, and she's the firestarter. When she gets upset or mad, she
can literally burn a person into the ground. From the looks of the "Memorial" (can it really be
called that?) Lizzie was not doing so good. So for her to see all this before it happens, she's
going to completely lose it, as Romano had told her in the "Jeffery" story that the same writers
that took his arm, also arranged her daughter's overdose and Mark Greene's death. That didn't
go over very well for her, and this should be the motivation she needs to get the heck out and
tell the writers where to stick it. Anyhow, I think that's all I need to explain....oh wait, Romano's
talent is he cannot be killed. (ironic, huh?) So he and Carter are the only ones immune to
Corday's talent...(Carter cannot be harmed by magic) --With the exception of Authors and
Assistants. So, now that all that's over with--on with the tantrum....for other talents, see
Youth Elixir 1. There's too many to explain.
Responces to reviewers at the end of this chapter.
*************************************************************************
CHAPTER TWO: "ELIZABETH CORDAY: NEXT ACTRESS FOR THE MOVIE 'CARRIE'"
***********************************************************************
WARNING: VIOLENT SCENES AHEAD. Proceed with caution. Due to complete violence,
we had to push the rating up to R....we try to avoid R rating in most of our work, but I think
for this one, we can't avoid it. Way too many violent deaths.
***********************************************************************
In front of the main desk of the ER, Abby was staring at Carter as if he'd come from the moon.
"I can't believe you ran off and got married!" She cried.
Before Carter could respond, Ardeth pulled him out of the way. "And I cannot believe you
of all people would not be there when he needed you the most." Ardeth replied through
clenched teeth. "I was in the middle of a battle when he called me, and I dropped everything
to get here."
"It was my brother!" Abby argued. "What was I supposed to do, leave him there?!"
"YES!" Carter, Ardeth, and Kovac exclaimed in unison.
Susan rolled her eyes. "Can you guys cut it out?" She interrupted. "This is supposed to be a
hospital, and we're supposed to be doctors."
Carter raised an eyebrow and motioned to Chairs, which was now empty. "Who are you treating
now?" He asked, pointedly. "Freddy and Sven scared all the patients away."
"Which was probably a good thing, because THAT doesn't look very good at all." Jerry
remarked quietly, pointing at the door of the Lounge, where Elizabeth Corday had just come
out of. Her eyes gave an orangish glow, and she looked--in the best description--pissed as
[heck].
In a manner of VERY bad timing, this was when the Med Students came in, looking for any
patients.
*************************************************************************
Sorry for interrupting, but I have to say this. At this point, I really can't remember the names of
those idiot Med Students, or that Idiot Resident that was picking on Romano...(when he yelled
"Get out of my face" really loud....so instead of giving them the honor of looking up their names,
--they don't deserve it--We'll just call them what they are.--I do remember Neela, and she wasn't
that bad.
*************************************************************************
"Hey, what happened to all the patients?" Idiot Med Student 1 asked.
"Um, what's wrong with her?" Idiot Med Student 2 went on, looking at Elizabeth.
Romano and Cassi ran through the Lounge door, after her, but neither made any move to stop
her. They simply looked at her and looked at each other.
"You do it." Cassi spoke up. "She likes you."
"Uh uh, I'm staying out of the line of fire.....literally." Romano answered. "Besides, it's more fun
to see her kill people."
Elizabeth's glance rested on the Med Students and a look of raw fury came to her face. Before the
Med Students knew what was going on, she had set their lab coats on fire. She gave an evil
grin as she watched them frantically throw the lab coats to the floor, screaming.
At the main desk, everyone was now staring in complete shock. "What were they watching in
there?" Susan asked Kovac.
Kovac and Carter exchanged a glance, and Carter sighed. "The writers of the show are killing
Romano by dropping a helicopter on him in the Ambulance Bay....and they were going to make
Elizabeth sleep with Dorsett, and there was a bunch of things that happened with other people."
He told her.
Everyone at the desk was now staring at Carter.
"You're not serious." Abby whispered.
"They're killing Romano?" Jerry asked in awe.
Frank shook his head. "That sucks." He muttered. "It means any one of us can be next."
"I'm glad I got out when I did." Luka remarked, thoughtfully.
"Me, too." Carter agreed.
Susan watched Elizabeth set things on fire. The Idiot Med Students were dead already. "So
is she that messed up over Romano?" She asked, quietly.
Carter shook his head. "There was more to it." He replied. "I think it's the way everyone acted
after he died. Pratt was making some pretty rotten comments, and we'll just not go into what the
Med Students were doing."
Over in the corner, Romano and Cassi were watching Elizabeth as the body count climbed to
7. "When are you planning to stop her?" Cassi asked.
"ME?!" Romano quipped. "I ain't going over there. I have a life."
Cassi rolled her eyes. "She can't get you, and you know it." She retorted, flatly. "You just
don't want to stop her."
Romano gave a thoughtful look and turned back to Cassi, with a sigh. "Gimme that vial." He
ordered, throwing the prosthetic hook he hated so much through the lounge window. **This
is before he got the other arm**
Cassi wordlessly pulled the vial of Healing Elixir out and handed to him. Romano uncapped it
and looked at it for a minute.
"If symptoms persist for longer than fifteen seconds, let me know, and we'll throw you in the
river." Cassi quipped.
Romano gave a chuckle. "Interesting concept." He remarked, drinking the contents of the vial.
*************************************************************************
FUN FACT: In "Two Towers", Merry and Pippin (Dom and Billy) remarked that the people who
designed Treebeard's hands (they sat on bicycle seats in there) had no concept of men having
testicles.....and after the scene Merry (Dom) said this: "I'm not sure I had them after the shoot.
I think they went internal." **You should watch the making of the movie. Pippin was making
some really interesting faces every time Treebeard's arm jerked, and Merry's response was "I'm
never going to have children."**
*************************************************************************
A/N--Will write more tomorrow, I have 1 hour to change catboxes and get ready to leave for the
party. Coming up--Romano gives Kerry a left hook....don't you just love puns?
*************************************************************************
FUN FACT: It is tomorrow now. Sorry so long...I was setting fireworks off with my two new
nephews, Connor and Justin....Luv you kids much. Where was I? Ah yes, violence and meyham.
Shall we continue? Quick note...Romano's symptoms did not persist for longer than ten seconds.
*************************************************************************
By the time Kerry Weaver got to the ER, the sprinkler system had kicked in and the fire alarm
was going off. The body count was now up to about ten and Elizabeth was still going. Kerry
stood at the bottom of the stairs, staring in shock.
"Um, don't you think you should stop her now?" Cassi asked Romano.
Romano eyed the mess. "Hmm, it depends on who she targets next." He answered. "She's
picked off nearly all the med students, which is actually a good thing. We all saw that idiot
smoking his dope in the Ambulance Bay. She just saved the lives of a lot of future patients."
"Oh Pra-att!" Sven called, running through the smoke, ignoring the flames. "Where are you,
Pratt? I am looking to find you! Are you under here?" She asked, looking under the skirt of
one of the patients that could not get up and run out. "No, you're not under there. You're
GOOD at this, Pratt!"
"Is this a good time to tell her that Pratt doesn't come on for another ten minutes?" Romano
whispered to Cassi.
"Nah." Cassi answered, popping a yellow lifesaver into her mouth. "She's having way too much
fun. Besides, this is a load of fun."
Romano shrugged. "So, tell me..." He spoke up, quietly. "What was the reason for killing me
off?"
Cassi glared at the thought. "You sure you really wanna know?" She asked.
"That bad huh?" He quipped. "Yeah, let's have it."
"They ran out of material for you, and wanted to focus on some of the younger cast." Cassi
told him, sounding very disgusted.
Romano made a face. "So.....where do they live?" He remarked after a minute.
"Have no idea." Cassi replied. "And they better hope I never find out."
Romano gave an evil grin. "Yeh, this is why I love hanging around you people." He stated,
laughing. "Tell me....you got any weapons on you?"
Cassi grinned widely. "Rob, I created The Cat." She replied, handing him a ten inch hunting
knife with a black and red handle.
"Ooo, nice one." Romano remarked, eyeing the knife. "Where'd you get this?"
Cassi grinned again. "Colorado, but you have to give it back." She warned. "It's my brother
in law's favorite Christmas present. I gave it to him." **Real knife...looks like Murdoc's**
"Ah, and you borrowed it back." Romano answered, with a nod. "Nice. I think I'll go find some
med student Lizzie hasn't killed yet."
"Good luck." Cassi retorted, flatly. "I think she's pretty much gotten them all."
Romano's evil grin widened as his eye caught sight of Sam at the main desk and Kerry standing
at the bottom of the stairs. "I don't think I'll have much of a problem." He told her, heading for
the main desk, the knife behind his back.
"I've created a monster." Cassi said to herself, pulling a Big Gun from the bag on the floor
behind her. "Oh where oh where did Freddy take Anspaugh?" She sang softly, heading for the
stairs.
"What in heaven's name are you people DOING?!" Kerry cried as Cassi passed.
Cassi turned to glare at her. "Throwing a tantrum." She snapped, heading up the stairs. "You
wouldn't happen to have seen my roasted Assistant, with the sharp claws, by any chance?"
"No." Weaver stated, flatly.
Cassi nodded. "Bummer, he was looking for Anspaugh." She informed her. "By the way, I think
Rob's looking for you. HEY ROB! KERRY'S OVER HERE!!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs.
Before Romano could turn from where he'd cornered Sam, Elizabeth turned toward Kerry.
"Um, watch her." Cassi whispered to Kerry. "I think she's lost it. She just roasted all the Med
Students alive."
"What did you DO to her?!" Weaver demanded.
"We predicted the future." Cassi confessed. "She saw it and became Psycho-Lizzie. Watch out,
she's the fire-starter, you know."
Elizabeth approached Weaver, with a look of pure hatred. "Get the [naughty word here] over
here you filthy [insert other naughty word here]." Corday spat out.
Romano, having heard this, turned to stare in shock. Sam, using this as a deversion, ran for
cover, snatching her son in the process.
The action in the ER came to a stand-still as all turned to look at Elizabeth. Even the other
Assistants that were still in the ER turned to stare. "Somethin' tells me, she's not happy."
Pippin spoke up, quietly.
"What was your first guess?" Merry asked, sarcastically. "The flames, or the bad words?"
"She does not do this often, does she?" Haldir remarked, watching the reactions of the others.
"Eh, no." Romano cut in, heading for her side. "Get the [heck] out of the way." He
ordered Neela, who was completely in shock. "Lizzie! Stop it! You can't kill her!"
Elizabeth glared at Kerry, obviously trying to control her talent. "Why not?" She asked,
bluntly. "She's a filthy back-stabbing, lying [bad word] and you bloody well know it!"
Romano considered this. "Well yeah, that's true, but you still can't kill her." He remarked,
stepping between Kerry and Elizabeth.
Kerry, now white as a sheet, just stared at the two of them in horror.
"Why?" Elizabeth demanded.
Romano shrugged. "Because....." He began. "Then I couldn't give her......this." He finished,
his now restored left fist decking her in the cheekbone, knocking her off her feet and into the
stairs.
Sven came over and eyed Kerry's face, now turning an interesting blue-black with blood dripping
down her mouth. "Nice left hook." She quipped with a completely straight face.
"By the way, Kerry." He spoke up, causing her to meet his gaze. "I quit. Give my reguards to
my clone. Lizzie, let's go. You've killed enough people, let's get your daughter out of this place."
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END PART TWO: Don't worry folks, there's plenty of violence to come. Just because Lizzie and
Rob have left does not mean the fun is over. We will add that Elizabeth got as far as the
Ambulance Bay before she completely broke down and burst into tears, but out of respect for
her, we'll leave that part out. Everyone needs to have a little time to themself after a psychotic
breakdown. So Rob will handle it just as she did for him in Jurassic III. The total body count
for Lizzie Corday's breakdown was 11 people. Mostly Med Students and a couple others who
just got in the way.
Also....we put out the fire in the ER, as the last thing we need is the fire department coming in
and ruining the party. However the dead people are still dead. They will all be brought back
at the end....unfortunately, as we would very much love to just leave them dead.
Review responses:
Becca! Um...right, I swear you are here.....you're just off somewheres upstairs. Nobody wants
to die of smoke inhalation....and I really don't care if that's not spelled right. So.....who you wanna
kill again?
Master of Time and Space: We'll have murder and death to the writers if we ever find out where
they live....Freddy makes house calls. ^_^
LizzieCordano: Honestly, I haven't watched the show since the "memorial" either. Unless you
count the many reruns I have on tape. Must watch reruns, must see Romano....before he lost
all his snapping bite.
Coffee Luv: Ever thought of decaf? (grins) Freddy's not finished yet, believe me. About
Dorsett....well, Deb called him first. However, we can bring him right back if you want a turn
at killing him.
shagrat: Hey somebody else loves Hal-Dear! That guy was so cute. I was really not happy
when he died. We're about to spoof "Two Towers" pretty soon, and Hal becomes an
Assistant there. We're planning to slaughter it....have you read the first one? Fellowship
of the Spoof can be found on Sven's page. I believe after we mugged the Witch King and
played Monkey in the Middle with the Ring, the Wraiths quit....we'll have to get them back
soon. Dorsett....(grins at the thought) sounds like fun. Everyone wants to kill him. (shivers)
that guy freaked me out the first time I saw him. We all know that Lizzie would never sleep with
that jackass. Stupid writers.
Phantom of the Basement: Glad to know you're familiar with our work. Have you reviewed
before? Trust me, the fun facts will be back....as well as the insanity breaks. It keeps things
interesting.
Jinx: I agree. They mentioned that their ratings go up when they torture Romano. I wonder
how those ratings are going to go now that they can't torture him anymore. This has got
to be their dumbest idea yet. Sucks really. That show used to be so good when Rob was the
comic relief. Now, well, I don't know. I haven't been watching it. More murder and meyham to
come rest assured.
That takes care of the responses....please review and I'll get the next section up as soon as
possible. Later--Cassi & Sven