Chapter [checks] three. It's been a while since I got to this thing. However, my reasons are
some good ones. I'm working on the blankets for my Mexico trip. Missions trip taken every
year in March. I make the blankets to sell for paying my way. Anyhow, I've gotten a decent
head -start on them so here I am once again......mostly because Sven insists I come in here
to proofread Pirates pt 2 so it can be uploaded. She always insists I come in here when she
finishes something.....otherwise, she doesn't care.
Where was I? Oh right there was a story here......um, I guess Lizzie and Romano left and we're
trashing the place....and Kerry is black and blue, and probably has a few cracked bones here
and there from her impact with the stairs and of course Rob's left hook. I've also heard the
dope-smoking dude was Morris or something. Was he a Med Student or was he the resident?
I forget. Did they ever get rid of him? Please someone let me know. I need to know for the
other story.....unfortunately. See, the Ambulance Bay was wired with cameras by the
Assassins, so guess who was caught on candid camera smoking his dope?
Okaaay, right....now what did everyone want to do.....Forget it....I'll never remember them all.
Bare with me here. Rob and Lizzie just left, Pratt comes on in five, so he'll be showing up at
any time....Cassi is headed upstairs to see how Freddy's doing with Anspaugh, we plan on
Rob's parrot having one or two cameos and of course you didn't actually think Rob was
finished in the hospital, did you? Rest assured, he WILL be back. Can't make any promises
with Elizabeth, we think she's done, but Romano is not the type to just leave like that.....he may
want a chance to kick Pratt's [rear]. To give you something to look forward to, Romano WILL
be kicking butt in "Lockdown Conspiracy." As anyone who saw the 7th season train wreck,
Romano is, or was at one point a Black Belt. Casey is 3rd Degree Black Belt and she's going to
get a sparring partner as soon as Romano "dies"....so he'll be getting a lot of training, and then--
Pratt's ass is grass. ^_^ And Rocket's the lawn mower.
Now for this moment, on with the Breaktime spoof at hand......and I promise I am working out
the details for Lockdown Consp. even as I type this.
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FUN FACT: In New York, a fine of 25$ can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically
prohibits men from "looking at a woman in that way". A second conviction for a crime of this
magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse blinders" wherever
and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. (pause) Good thing County General is in Chicago.
All the male doctors in the building would all have to wear these.
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This chapter should stay at a PG13 rating......we hope.
CHAPTER THREE: "I'LL ONLY KILL YOU A LITTLE...AT FIRST"
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After Romano and Corday had left the hospital, the fires had been put out....although the
dead people were still dead. Susan had helped Kerry off the floor, and lead her over to a
gurney to check her injuries.
"Is she breathing?" Pippin asked, standing on tiptoe to look.
Kerry glared at him.
"I think she's alive." Susan quipped, with a small grin, before turning back to Kerry. "I think
he may have broken your cheekbone." She informed her.
"Look like the wrist is in bad shape, too." Carter spoke up joining Susan. "Possibly from
hitting the steps."
"Do I even want to know what happened to Robert and Elizabeth?" Kerry managed to ask.
"I don't think you wanna know." Carter answered. "I think he's leaving for good. Cassi got
him to take the Healing Elixir."
Kerry rolled her eyes. "I think I noticed that." She snapped, wincing.
Susan looked thoughtful. "I think I'll be leaving too." She stated, out of the blue. "Frank's
right. Any of us could be next."
"What are you talking about?" Kerry asked, as Carter continued checking her wrist.
Pippin hopped up onto a chair next to the gurney, so he could see better. "Romano left
cause they said he's going to die." He announced.
Kerry's head snapped up. "Really?!" She responded, looking almost happy before she caught
herself and put on a more sober look. "I mean, how terrible."
Sven, looking for Pratt still, came to a stand-still and stared at Weaver. "Anvil!" She yelled,
loudly.
Pippin looked up sharply. "Not while I'M standing here!" He shrieked, leaping backwards and
falling off the chair, to land on his rear.
Carter, seeing this, abandoned Kerry and ran over to Pippin. "Are you okay?" He asked,
concerned.
"Ow." Pippin groaned, rubbing his backside.
"Are you okay, Pip?" Merry shouted, dashing over.
In a few seconds, Kerry was forgotten and all the nurses and Doctors were surrounding Pippin,
with the exception of Abby, who was avoiding Carter....and of course the ones who have no
idea who the heck Pippin is.
Kerry stared at the group surrounding Pippin. "Oh, I don't believe this." She muttered.
Sven gave her a pointed look. "Everyone loves him because he's so adorably cute." She
informed her. "Back off."
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FUN FACT: In Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
**So sit down, and you can empty the bottle.**
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FUN FACT: In Florida, men can not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
**We don't wanna know**
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Meanwhile, Pratt had just walked through the main doors of the ER, ready for his shift. When
he saw the mess and the dead Med Students, he stopped short.
Chris Mason had positioned himself next to the metal detectors, for exactly this purpose. "Hey,
PRATT, how's it been going, PRATT?" He asked loudly. "Nice to see you again, PRATT.
So, you in for your shift now, PRATT? What time do you start, PRATT?"
"Oh, that's real subtle." Haldir spat out. "What are you trying to do, scare him away?!"
Pratt looked from one to the other, then down at the students on the floor, then he quickly
turned around and headed out the door.....however, he did not get far. He ran smack into
Romano, who was headed back into the building.
"Hey! Pratt!" Romano cried, in one of his best moods since the whole mess with his arm
started. "How've you been? You weren't going somewhere, were you, PRATT?"
"Don't make me beat your [rear] out of my way." Pratt muttered.
Romano raised an eyebrow, and grinned. "And what makes you think I'd let you do that,
PRATT?" He remarked, slyly, holding his restored left arm up, and flipping the arrogant
doctor off.
Pratt stared a minute and tried to shove Romano out of the way. Unfortunately for Pratt,
Steve and Nick grabbed him from behind and proceeded to drag him back inside the building.
Romano gave a disappointed groan, and followed them. "Hey! I wanted to kick his ass first!"
He cried.
"Hey man, when did you get back?" Chris asked. "And where's your woman?"
"Collecting her daughter." Romano informed him. "I came back to have some more fun before
I leave."
"Smart." Julian replied, grinning. "I had a feeling you'd be back."
Sven, turning away from Pippin, grinned when she saw the commotion at the door. "THERE
you are, PRATT!" She exclaimed, triumphantly, waving the machete.
Pratt stared at Sven as she approached, and kicked the two Raptors, yanking his arms free.
He then took off.
Sven watched and grinned. "Oh goodie. The thrill of the chase." She remarked, skipping off
after him. "Heeeere Pratt! I am looking to FIND you!"
Romano blinked and shook his head. "I worry about those two sometimes." He commented.
"Where'd Cassi go?"
Haldir pointed up. "Something about looking for Freddy." He informed him.
Romano nodded. "Ooooh, yes. Let's all torture ol' Fat Butt." He sang out, heading up the
stairs.
"I know this is a pretty warped thing to say, but he actually looks better than he has in a long
time." Chuny commented.
"I think he and Elizabeth are planning to move in together." Lucy spoke up next to her. "They
were saying something like that in the Ambulance Bay."
The nurses stared at her.
"Are you serious?" Haleh asked, shocked.
Lucy nodded. "Believe it or not, those two have been talking a lot more than you think." She
told them. "I think they'd make a great couple."
Jack nodded in agreement. "Oi've been sayin tha' for a while now." He replied. "Commin'
Lucy? The's gotta be somethin' decen' to steal around this place."
Lucy grinned. "Lots of people to kill too." She cried, excited. "Let's go."
Haleh watched the two run off together. "Speaking of great couples." She spoke up.
"Oh yeah." Chuny agreed, with a grin.
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Jan29
AN: [guilty grin] ummm, yeah, I got distracted. I got distracted again today cause I've been
printing out fanfics of Romano/Corday updates....anyways, yeah...I was typing. I think my
pill wore off. It's flurrying here today, and.....[cassi's eyes widen, remembering something] Oops
I left S'mores on the roof, and it's dark now. She might be a little cold by now. [rushes off to get
the cat in]
Okay....I've prevented myself from having a Siamesecicle on my balcony. That's the weather,
what about the news? I have no idea what to type, but I've been kicking around ideas that
include "Son of Sam" and "Toilet-papered Dead Guys". So hopefully, I'll finish this section
soon.
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Meanwhile.....upstairs on the surgical floor............Romano reached the top of the stairs to the
floor and looked around, trying to figure out where everyone could be. It didn't take long to
find out. He was nearly run over by Dorsett and Edson.
"Dr. Romano!" Edson cried, almost sounding happy to see him. "You'll never believe what's
going on he......" He trailed off as he stared at Romano's restored left arm, which he had grabbed
hold of the banister with to prevent the two surgeons knocking him down the stairs.
"Actually, I do believe it and I was looking for Cassi, Freddy, or Anspaugh." He remarked.
"Have you seen any of them?"
"Freddy?!" Dorsett spat out. "I saw a lady running through with what looked like his glove,
but I didn't stop to ask if she'd seen him."
Romano gave a sly grin. "Oh yeah, that's right. I heard you were wanting to sleep with Dr.
Corday." He replied, thoughfully. "Does your wife know that?"
Dorsett glared at him. "That creature is NOT my wife!" **For those confused, see "Jeffery"--
the story, not the spider....Dorkett married Maxine the Girl Gremlin at the end of it**
"Funny, that's not what she says." Romano pointed out. "Come on, she's a nice.....girl."
"THERE you are you slimey little schmuck!" Deb called out as she rounded the corner. "Come
back! I wasn't done slicing you to ribbons yet!"
Dorsett, not being stupid....dispite the evidence proving otherwise, decided running was safer
than asking questions....unfortunately, he tried running around someone who was working for
the Evilauthors.
Romano, with an evil grin calmly held his foot out as Dorsett ran for the stairs. Due to the fact
that the hospital had made sure the gravity bill was paid, poor Dr. Schmuck fell down the stairs.
Romano looked down after him then looked at Deb. "Oops." He spoke up, looking innocent.
"What a dreadful accident."
Deb looked down at Dorsett, who was now unconsious due to hitting his head. "That's not
fair." She told Rob, flatly. "He was mine."
"He wanted to sleep with my woman." Romano quipped. "I had fair right.....besides, he tripped.
We all saw it. It was an accident."
Edson was now staring at Romano. "And since when is Elizabeth Corday your woman?" He
demanded, with a smirk. "Does she know this?"
Deb and Romano looked at each other, then back at Edson. "MINE!" They both shouted at
once.
"I saw him first!" Deb argued.
"No you didn't!" Romano shot back. "I knew him when he was a Med Student!" He paused.
"And I hated him then, TOO!"
The two of them stared each other down.
"Maybe we could share him." Deb suggested.
Romano frowned, considering this. "Okay." He replied, pulling out the ten inch hunting knife
Cassi had "borrowed" from her brother-in-law.
Deb grinned and held up the glove with a resounding 'snikt'.
Edson was suddenly wishing he'd run off while they were fighting. Unfortunately, now it was
too late, as all he could do was back into a wall.
"Heeeere Weasle, Weasle, Weasle....." Romano said in a sing-song voice.
"Do I even want to know what's going on?" Shirley asked behind them.
"No." Romano answered, without turning around.
"We're having a party." Deb replied. "Care to join it?"
Shirley eyed the pair and her gaze shifted to Romano's arm. "Um....no, I was just looking for
Dr. Corday."
"She went to get her daughter after she created Med Student a la Flambe in the ER." Romano
informed her.
Deb stared at Romano. "Aww, I always miss the good stuff." She complained.
"Um, can I just go now?" Edson asked.
Romano and Deb turned back to him. "Sure....." Deb answered with an evil grin. "You can go
lay on a slab in the morgue after we slice you to ribbons!"
As the two descended on the Weasle, Shirley mouthed an 'okaaay' and turned to head for the
ER.
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In the ER, Shirley was met with a very interesting sight. Almost everyone was running in
every which direction, like chickens with their heads cut off. **And frankly, it wouldn't
surprise me if there was a few of those as well...remember, Ardeth is still in the hospital.**
The first thing she saw was Dr. Pratt, running as fast as he could past the stairs.
Shirley blinked and looked after him. A couple seconds later, Sven came skipping after him.
"Oh Pra-att!" She sang out. "I am going to FIND you Pratt! Come BACK! I promise I'll only
kill you a little at first!"
"If you've just joined us, everyone here is a crazy person." Carter remarked, pointedly.
"I already saw the show upstairs." Shirley remarked, flatly. "I don't need to be told what's
going on. I just wanted to know one thing. What happened to Dr. Corday and when and
why did Romano finally sell himself over to the Dark Side?"
"Ah...." Carter began. "Got a few minutes? This may take a while." He informed her as he
lead her to the lounge.
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End PART THREE!
In case you can't see it coming, the VCR is still in the lounge. Also, Freddy, Anspaugh and
Cassi are up next with the Evil Trio, who just love hanging around Freddy......Also, as soon
as Elizabeth retrieves her daughter and leaves her in the Kid Room on the set, she WILL be
back to also take part in one of the deaths of Dorsett.....who is still alive, but let's face it...
it's a lot more fun to kill him when he's awake./\
And now/// Cassi responds to the reviewers!//we decided it was easier this way than it was
to wait till the end, as we never did get the chance to finish the thankyous for the first Youth
Elixir. There were just way too many, but if you did review it and are bummed about it, we
apologize. Thankyou to all who revewed it and we really will try to get a thankyou chap up on
it eventually. Anyways, right....thankyous for this story. I have ADD bad, cut me some slack.
I get distracted easily.
DEB!!!! (grins) You still get to kill him. Rob just gave him a concussion. Besides, I think he
desperately needed that, and on top of it, you get two deaths for the price of one and you get
to be added to the Kill List as killing Dorkett and Edson....although Rob gets credited for Edson
as well. [pause] [wide grin] send us some comments you'd like to say in the spoofs and you'll
be in the Peanut Gallery....or wherever you wish to be. I'm sure the characters won't mind you
joining us.
BECCA!!! You really are here.....we just ain't got to Freddy yet. Next section I hope. Jason,
however will not be in this one as Sven stole his "large scalpel" to play with Pratt. [thinks]
Land Mines in the hospital.....new one. Have they been around Murdoc a lot? Murdoc
tends to carry mines with him--as we all learned in "The Widowmaker."
SilverNcold: About the Pratt line reguarding Romano's death.....why do you think we got so
ticked off at him to start with? I wanted to pick up the helicopter and hit him with it. However,
I plan to get some "yah-yah's" out in "The Lockdown Conspiracy". Romano is going to
kick Pratt's ass royaly....and nobody will even know it's Romano.....but we'll let you figure that
one out eventually. Casey and him are planning to have a few sparring matches as soon as
they do something interesting with prosthetics in his arm. Casey=3rd Degree Black Belt and
Romano=1st Degree Black Belt....but he moves to a 2nd Degree while he's in their custody....
Casey's a good teacher.....and we won't mention the throwing knives.
Also....Dorsett will die...a lot in this fic. Too many people lining up to kill him. And Corday as
I said is coming back soon.
Kekelina!!! Haven't seen you in a while. We missed you. [grins] "Med Students a la Flambe"
I love that term, don't you? I recently saw the rerun where Coop (that stupid resident) was
being mean to my Rob. [glares] We're coming back for that guy.
Your mom has good taste in characters. ^_^ I've seen little bits and pieces of new episodes
a couple of times. Not enough to know what's going on, but I've heard things. I hear the show
is not as good because it lacks Romano's sarcasm. That alone is enough to prompt me never
to watch the show again.
Okay, I think that's it. I look forward to more entertaining reviews as the story progresses, and
I think I'll start the next section when I finish this/....as the pill I just took just kicked in and I
just love typing under the influence of painkillers. You never know what's going to happen.
For SilverNcold....and anyone else interested....here's a preview of a future scene in Lockdown
Conspiracy.
8 inch Assassin's blade flies through the air and strikes the wall between Pratt's legs. Pratt
stares at it in horror, and Romano comes in/
Romano: (pulls the blade out of the wall with a frown) Case! You MISSED!
Casey: (charges in) I couldn't have. I never miss!
Romano: (pointedly) I'm telling you, you missed! (motions for her to look)
Casey: (examines the hole in the wall between Pratt's legs and looks shocked) Son of a gun.
I DID miss. (pauses in thought) They must have been smaller than I thought.
The end of your preview.....this is much later in the story....sorry. But I thought you could use
a few laughs.
Later--Cassi
COMING SOON: The County General Chainsaw Massacre Stay tuned.
some good ones. I'm working on the blankets for my Mexico trip. Missions trip taken every
year in March. I make the blankets to sell for paying my way. Anyhow, I've gotten a decent
head -start on them so here I am once again......mostly because Sven insists I come in here
to proofread Pirates pt 2 so it can be uploaded. She always insists I come in here when she
finishes something.....otherwise, she doesn't care.
Where was I? Oh right there was a story here......um, I guess Lizzie and Romano left and we're
trashing the place....and Kerry is black and blue, and probably has a few cracked bones here
and there from her impact with the stairs and of course Rob's left hook. I've also heard the
dope-smoking dude was Morris or something. Was he a Med Student or was he the resident?
I forget. Did they ever get rid of him? Please someone let me know. I need to know for the
other story.....unfortunately. See, the Ambulance Bay was wired with cameras by the
Assassins, so guess who was caught on candid camera smoking his dope?
Okaaay, right....now what did everyone want to do.....Forget it....I'll never remember them all.
Bare with me here. Rob and Lizzie just left, Pratt comes on in five, so he'll be showing up at
any time....Cassi is headed upstairs to see how Freddy's doing with Anspaugh, we plan on
Rob's parrot having one or two cameos and of course you didn't actually think Rob was
finished in the hospital, did you? Rest assured, he WILL be back. Can't make any promises
with Elizabeth, we think she's done, but Romano is not the type to just leave like that.....he may
want a chance to kick Pratt's [rear]. To give you something to look forward to, Romano WILL
be kicking butt in "Lockdown Conspiracy." As anyone who saw the 7th season train wreck,
Romano is, or was at one point a Black Belt. Casey is 3rd Degree Black Belt and she's going to
get a sparring partner as soon as Romano "dies"....so he'll be getting a lot of training, and then--
Pratt's ass is grass. ^_^ And Rocket's the lawn mower.
Now for this moment, on with the Breaktime spoof at hand......and I promise I am working out
the details for Lockdown Consp. even as I type this.
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FUN FACT: In New York, a fine of 25$ can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically
prohibits men from "looking at a woman in that way". A second conviction for a crime of this
magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse blinders" wherever
and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. (pause) Good thing County General is in Chicago.
All the male doctors in the building would all have to wear these.
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This chapter should stay at a PG13 rating......we hope.
CHAPTER THREE: "I'LL ONLY KILL YOU A LITTLE...AT FIRST"
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After Romano and Corday had left the hospital, the fires had been put out....although the
dead people were still dead. Susan had helped Kerry off the floor, and lead her over to a
gurney to check her injuries.
"Is she breathing?" Pippin asked, standing on tiptoe to look.
Kerry glared at him.
"I think she's alive." Susan quipped, with a small grin, before turning back to Kerry. "I think
he may have broken your cheekbone." She informed her.
"Look like the wrist is in bad shape, too." Carter spoke up joining Susan. "Possibly from
hitting the steps."
"Do I even want to know what happened to Robert and Elizabeth?" Kerry managed to ask.
"I don't think you wanna know." Carter answered. "I think he's leaving for good. Cassi got
him to take the Healing Elixir."
Kerry rolled her eyes. "I think I noticed that." She snapped, wincing.
Susan looked thoughtful. "I think I'll be leaving too." She stated, out of the blue. "Frank's
right. Any of us could be next."
"What are you talking about?" Kerry asked, as Carter continued checking her wrist.
Pippin hopped up onto a chair next to the gurney, so he could see better. "Romano left
cause they said he's going to die." He announced.
Kerry's head snapped up. "Really?!" She responded, looking almost happy before she caught
herself and put on a more sober look. "I mean, how terrible."
Sven, looking for Pratt still, came to a stand-still and stared at Weaver. "Anvil!" She yelled,
loudly.
Pippin looked up sharply. "Not while I'M standing here!" He shrieked, leaping backwards and
falling off the chair, to land on his rear.
Carter, seeing this, abandoned Kerry and ran over to Pippin. "Are you okay?" He asked,
concerned.
"Ow." Pippin groaned, rubbing his backside.
"Are you okay, Pip?" Merry shouted, dashing over.
In a few seconds, Kerry was forgotten and all the nurses and Doctors were surrounding Pippin,
with the exception of Abby, who was avoiding Carter....and of course the ones who have no
idea who the heck Pippin is.
Kerry stared at the group surrounding Pippin. "Oh, I don't believe this." She muttered.
Sven gave her a pointed look. "Everyone loves him because he's so adorably cute." She
informed her. "Back off."
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FUN FACT: In Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
**So sit down, and you can empty the bottle.**
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FUN FACT: In Florida, men can not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
**We don't wanna know**
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Meanwhile, Pratt had just walked through the main doors of the ER, ready for his shift. When
he saw the mess and the dead Med Students, he stopped short.
Chris Mason had positioned himself next to the metal detectors, for exactly this purpose. "Hey,
PRATT, how's it been going, PRATT?" He asked loudly. "Nice to see you again, PRATT.
So, you in for your shift now, PRATT? What time do you start, PRATT?"
"Oh, that's real subtle." Haldir spat out. "What are you trying to do, scare him away?!"
Pratt looked from one to the other, then down at the students on the floor, then he quickly
turned around and headed out the door.....however, he did not get far. He ran smack into
Romano, who was headed back into the building.
"Hey! Pratt!" Romano cried, in one of his best moods since the whole mess with his arm
started. "How've you been? You weren't going somewhere, were you, PRATT?"
"Don't make me beat your [rear] out of my way." Pratt muttered.
Romano raised an eyebrow, and grinned. "And what makes you think I'd let you do that,
PRATT?" He remarked, slyly, holding his restored left arm up, and flipping the arrogant
doctor off.
Pratt stared a minute and tried to shove Romano out of the way. Unfortunately for Pratt,
Steve and Nick grabbed him from behind and proceeded to drag him back inside the building.
Romano gave a disappointed groan, and followed them. "Hey! I wanted to kick his ass first!"
He cried.
"Hey man, when did you get back?" Chris asked. "And where's your woman?"
"Collecting her daughter." Romano informed him. "I came back to have some more fun before
I leave."
"Smart." Julian replied, grinning. "I had a feeling you'd be back."
Sven, turning away from Pippin, grinned when she saw the commotion at the door. "THERE
you are, PRATT!" She exclaimed, triumphantly, waving the machete.
Pratt stared at Sven as she approached, and kicked the two Raptors, yanking his arms free.
He then took off.
Sven watched and grinned. "Oh goodie. The thrill of the chase." She remarked, skipping off
after him. "Heeeere Pratt! I am looking to FIND you!"
Romano blinked and shook his head. "I worry about those two sometimes." He commented.
"Where'd Cassi go?"
Haldir pointed up. "Something about looking for Freddy." He informed him.
Romano nodded. "Ooooh, yes. Let's all torture ol' Fat Butt." He sang out, heading up the
stairs.
"I know this is a pretty warped thing to say, but he actually looks better than he has in a long
time." Chuny commented.
"I think he and Elizabeth are planning to move in together." Lucy spoke up next to her. "They
were saying something like that in the Ambulance Bay."
The nurses stared at her.
"Are you serious?" Haleh asked, shocked.
Lucy nodded. "Believe it or not, those two have been talking a lot more than you think." She
told them. "I think they'd make a great couple."
Jack nodded in agreement. "Oi've been sayin tha' for a while now." He replied. "Commin'
Lucy? The's gotta be somethin' decen' to steal around this place."
Lucy grinned. "Lots of people to kill too." She cried, excited. "Let's go."
Haleh watched the two run off together. "Speaking of great couples." She spoke up.
"Oh yeah." Chuny agreed, with a grin.
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Jan29
AN: [guilty grin] ummm, yeah, I got distracted. I got distracted again today cause I've been
printing out fanfics of Romano/Corday updates....anyways, yeah...I was typing. I think my
pill wore off. It's flurrying here today, and.....[cassi's eyes widen, remembering something] Oops
I left S'mores on the roof, and it's dark now. She might be a little cold by now. [rushes off to get
the cat in]
Okay....I've prevented myself from having a Siamesecicle on my balcony. That's the weather,
what about the news? I have no idea what to type, but I've been kicking around ideas that
include "Son of Sam" and "Toilet-papered Dead Guys". So hopefully, I'll finish this section
soon.
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Meanwhile.....upstairs on the surgical floor............Romano reached the top of the stairs to the
floor and looked around, trying to figure out where everyone could be. It didn't take long to
find out. He was nearly run over by Dorsett and Edson.
"Dr. Romano!" Edson cried, almost sounding happy to see him. "You'll never believe what's
going on he......" He trailed off as he stared at Romano's restored left arm, which he had grabbed
hold of the banister with to prevent the two surgeons knocking him down the stairs.
"Actually, I do believe it and I was looking for Cassi, Freddy, or Anspaugh." He remarked.
"Have you seen any of them?"
"Freddy?!" Dorsett spat out. "I saw a lady running through with what looked like his glove,
but I didn't stop to ask if she'd seen him."
Romano gave a sly grin. "Oh yeah, that's right. I heard you were wanting to sleep with Dr.
Corday." He replied, thoughfully. "Does your wife know that?"
Dorsett glared at him. "That creature is NOT my wife!" **For those confused, see "Jeffery"--
the story, not the spider....Dorkett married Maxine the Girl Gremlin at the end of it**
"Funny, that's not what she says." Romano pointed out. "Come on, she's a nice.....girl."
"THERE you are you slimey little schmuck!" Deb called out as she rounded the corner. "Come
back! I wasn't done slicing you to ribbons yet!"
Dorsett, not being stupid....dispite the evidence proving otherwise, decided running was safer
than asking questions....unfortunately, he tried running around someone who was working for
the Evilauthors.
Romano, with an evil grin calmly held his foot out as Dorsett ran for the stairs. Due to the fact
that the hospital had made sure the gravity bill was paid, poor Dr. Schmuck fell down the stairs.
Romano looked down after him then looked at Deb. "Oops." He spoke up, looking innocent.
"What a dreadful accident."
Deb looked down at Dorsett, who was now unconsious due to hitting his head. "That's not
fair." She told Rob, flatly. "He was mine."
"He wanted to sleep with my woman." Romano quipped. "I had fair right.....besides, he tripped.
We all saw it. It was an accident."
Edson was now staring at Romano. "And since when is Elizabeth Corday your woman?" He
demanded, with a smirk. "Does she know this?"
Deb and Romano looked at each other, then back at Edson. "MINE!" They both shouted at
once.
"I saw him first!" Deb argued.
"No you didn't!" Romano shot back. "I knew him when he was a Med Student!" He paused.
"And I hated him then, TOO!"
The two of them stared each other down.
"Maybe we could share him." Deb suggested.
Romano frowned, considering this. "Okay." He replied, pulling out the ten inch hunting knife
Cassi had "borrowed" from her brother-in-law.
Deb grinned and held up the glove with a resounding 'snikt'.
Edson was suddenly wishing he'd run off while they were fighting. Unfortunately, now it was
too late, as all he could do was back into a wall.
"Heeeere Weasle, Weasle, Weasle....." Romano said in a sing-song voice.
"Do I even want to know what's going on?" Shirley asked behind them.
"No." Romano answered, without turning around.
"We're having a party." Deb replied. "Care to join it?"
Shirley eyed the pair and her gaze shifted to Romano's arm. "Um....no, I was just looking for
Dr. Corday."
"She went to get her daughter after she created Med Student a la Flambe in the ER." Romano
informed her.
Deb stared at Romano. "Aww, I always miss the good stuff." She complained.
"Um, can I just go now?" Edson asked.
Romano and Deb turned back to him. "Sure....." Deb answered with an evil grin. "You can go
lay on a slab in the morgue after we slice you to ribbons!"
As the two descended on the Weasle, Shirley mouthed an 'okaaay' and turned to head for the
ER.
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In the ER, Shirley was met with a very interesting sight. Almost everyone was running in
every which direction, like chickens with their heads cut off. **And frankly, it wouldn't
surprise me if there was a few of those as well...remember, Ardeth is still in the hospital.**
The first thing she saw was Dr. Pratt, running as fast as he could past the stairs.
Shirley blinked and looked after him. A couple seconds later, Sven came skipping after him.
"Oh Pra-att!" She sang out. "I am going to FIND you Pratt! Come BACK! I promise I'll only
kill you a little at first!"
"If you've just joined us, everyone here is a crazy person." Carter remarked, pointedly.
"I already saw the show upstairs." Shirley remarked, flatly. "I don't need to be told what's
going on. I just wanted to know one thing. What happened to Dr. Corday and when and
why did Romano finally sell himself over to the Dark Side?"
"Ah...." Carter began. "Got a few minutes? This may take a while." He informed her as he
lead her to the lounge.
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End PART THREE!
In case you can't see it coming, the VCR is still in the lounge. Also, Freddy, Anspaugh and
Cassi are up next with the Evil Trio, who just love hanging around Freddy......Also, as soon
as Elizabeth retrieves her daughter and leaves her in the Kid Room on the set, she WILL be
back to also take part in one of the deaths of Dorsett.....who is still alive, but let's face it...
it's a lot more fun to kill him when he's awake./\
And now/// Cassi responds to the reviewers!//we decided it was easier this way than it was
to wait till the end, as we never did get the chance to finish the thankyous for the first Youth
Elixir. There were just way too many, but if you did review it and are bummed about it, we
apologize. Thankyou to all who revewed it and we really will try to get a thankyou chap up on
it eventually. Anyways, right....thankyous for this story. I have ADD bad, cut me some slack.
I get distracted easily.
DEB!!!! (grins) You still get to kill him. Rob just gave him a concussion. Besides, I think he
desperately needed that, and on top of it, you get two deaths for the price of one and you get
to be added to the Kill List as killing Dorkett and Edson....although Rob gets credited for Edson
as well. [pause] [wide grin] send us some comments you'd like to say in the spoofs and you'll
be in the Peanut Gallery....or wherever you wish to be. I'm sure the characters won't mind you
joining us.
BECCA!!! You really are here.....we just ain't got to Freddy yet. Next section I hope. Jason,
however will not be in this one as Sven stole his "large scalpel" to play with Pratt. [thinks]
Land Mines in the hospital.....new one. Have they been around Murdoc a lot? Murdoc
tends to carry mines with him--as we all learned in "The Widowmaker."
SilverNcold: About the Pratt line reguarding Romano's death.....why do you think we got so
ticked off at him to start with? I wanted to pick up the helicopter and hit him with it. However,
I plan to get some "yah-yah's" out in "The Lockdown Conspiracy". Romano is going to
kick Pratt's ass royaly....and nobody will even know it's Romano.....but we'll let you figure that
one out eventually. Casey and him are planning to have a few sparring matches as soon as
they do something interesting with prosthetics in his arm. Casey=3rd Degree Black Belt and
Romano=1st Degree Black Belt....but he moves to a 2nd Degree while he's in their custody....
Casey's a good teacher.....and we won't mention the throwing knives.
Also....Dorsett will die...a lot in this fic. Too many people lining up to kill him. And Corday as
I said is coming back soon.
Kekelina!!! Haven't seen you in a while. We missed you. [grins] "Med Students a la Flambe"
I love that term, don't you? I recently saw the rerun where Coop (that stupid resident) was
being mean to my Rob. [glares] We're coming back for that guy.
Your mom has good taste in characters. ^_^ I've seen little bits and pieces of new episodes
a couple of times. Not enough to know what's going on, but I've heard things. I hear the show
is not as good because it lacks Romano's sarcasm. That alone is enough to prompt me never
to watch the show again.
Okay, I think that's it. I look forward to more entertaining reviews as the story progresses, and
I think I'll start the next section when I finish this/....as the pill I just took just kicked in and I
just love typing under the influence of painkillers. You never know what's going to happen.
For SilverNcold....and anyone else interested....here's a preview of a future scene in Lockdown
Conspiracy.
8 inch Assassin's blade flies through the air and strikes the wall between Pratt's legs. Pratt
stares at it in horror, and Romano comes in/
Romano: (pulls the blade out of the wall with a frown) Case! You MISSED!
Casey: (charges in) I couldn't have. I never miss!
Romano: (pointedly) I'm telling you, you missed! (motions for her to look)
Casey: (examines the hole in the wall between Pratt's legs and looks shocked) Son of a gun.
I DID miss. (pauses in thought) They must have been smaller than I thought.
The end of your preview.....this is much later in the story....sorry. But I thought you could use
a few laughs.
Later--Cassi
COMING SOON: The County General Chainsaw Massacre Stay tuned.