Back once again for another chapter of murder and meyham. Part four. As long as
I continue to get good reviews and encouragement, I'm happy.....like I really need
encouragment to kill people I don't like. [considers it] No, I really don't....but I do
need it to type it out, so everybody's happy now.
We left off with......Shirley about to watch Romano-pancake and upstairs, Deb
and Romano just got rid of Edson.....thank God. What a little Weasle. I've been
watching reruns of ER that we have on tape.....all the good Romano-episodes.
I've gotten to hate Edson all over again. So....the story at hand. Edson became
a bloody mess, and Romano ran off to find Cassi, while Deb waits for Dorsett to
wake up so she can finish her fun. No fun killing knocked out people. Just takes
the sport out of it.
So, without much further delay.....
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CHAPTER FOUR: "THE COUNTY GENERAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE"
************************************************************
--We have to back up a ways for this, so Cassi is just catching up to Freddy,
who has of course found Fat Butt and is having a great time torturing him--
It was an interesting picture to view. Freddy Krueger had Donald "Fat Butt"
Anspaugh pinned against the wall, his gloved hand poised to strike. Seated on
a counter, eating popcorn, were Becca, Emmy, Silver, and Mid. They paused
between bites of popcorn to cheer Freddy on.
"I don't see why Jason couldn't come." Silver complained. "It just isn't the same
without him."
"Only because you can't try to blow him up." Becca reminded her.
Emmy was seated on the edge of the counter with a flamethrower strapped to her
back. She was waiting for Murdoc and Ryan, who had gone to Murdoc's car to
get some extra supplies. They had promised to take her to blow things up.
"Hey Freddy!" Mid called out. "Poke him in the gut! I wanna see how close he is
to delievery."
The others snorted popcorn, trying to keep from laughing. "Yeah, ask him when
the triplets are due!" Silver cried, throwing popcorn at them.
Freddy snickered slashing a lengthy cut down the doctor's arm. "You heard them,
Fatty. When ARE the triplets due?" He asked, slyly.
Anspaugh did not reply. He only glared.
"Just kill him!" Emmy called. "You can tell Cassi it was an accident!"
"Cassi wouldn't believe that for a second." Cassi remarked, flatly as she
approached. "Shame on you, Emmy."
"Are you sure I can't just kill him a little?" Freddy asked, tracing a claw across
Anspaugh's throat.
Cassi gave him a flat look. "And how do you 'just kill someone a little?'" She
retorted.
Freddy shrugged. "Trade secrets?" He responded.
Emmy looked around. "Can I go find Murdoc and Ryan?" She asked. "We were
gonna blow stuff up."
"Yeah sure." Cassi answered, not turning. "Fat Butt and us have some things to
discuss."
Silver grinned. "I have some land mines if you want." She suggested, helpfully.
Cassi grinned, and pulled a meat cleaver out of a bag. "Don't worry, I have my
own plans in mind." She answered, matter-of-factly.
"That's too small." Freddy quipped.
"Any suggestions?" Cassi asked, raising an eyebrow.
"How about this?" Murdoc put in as he approached, carrying a bag, and
holding out a chainsaw. "Is this big enough?"
Cassi eyed the chainsaw then looked down at her meat cleaver. "Okay, that'll
work." She replied, throwing the meat cleaver away, and taking the chainsaw.
"You guys just go play somewheres."
"No problem." Murdoc answered, pulling out a grenade launcher. "Coming,
darling?" He asked Emmy.
"Ooo, me too!" Silver cried, excitedly. "I have land mines!"
"Oh good." Murdoc answered as they followed him to the stairs, where Ryan
was watching Deb torture the now awake and screaming Dr. Dorsett. "Hey Ryan!"
He called out. "Silver has mines! We don't have to make another trip!"
As the group left, Becca and Mid went skipping down the hall with a couple of
frying pans. "Time to play." Mid sang out. "Where do you think is a good spot
to find fleeing masses?"
"We could try the ER." Becca spoke up. "That is if they haven't killed everyone
there yet.....and we could find what Captain Jack's doing. Probably a little less
violent than watching Freddy and Cassi play 'County General Chainsaw
Massacre'."
Mid made a face. "Ew." She responded. "Good point. Let's go."
Romano stopped as he heard this. "Where is the massacre taking place?" He
asked, eagerly. "I wanna help."
"That way." Becca replied, pointing. "Follow the screams and the chainsaw
noise."
"You can't miss it." Mid added, as they took off.
Romano gave an evil grin as he heard the chainsaw fire up. "Oh this is gonna
be fun." He said to himself as he took off toward the noise.
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Feb. 21 2004
AN: a few weeks later//....we were forced to have to get a new computer. All the
stories and spoofs were trasnfered over to this one, but we had to change fonts
and stuff.....now all is almost normal and I still don't feel like typing in this. I will
try to over come writers Block as soon as possible.--Cassi
**************************************************************
FUN FACT: In Sarasota, FL, it is illeagal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swim suit. **So strip naked and you can get away with it.**
FUN FACT 2: In Kentucky, it is illegal to transport an icecream cone in your
pocket. **Oh darn, we'll have to find some other way to eat it.**
FUN FACT 3: In New Mexico, famales are forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
**This means they don't get much bearded women here....too bad that law doesn't
apply for the Riders of Rohan**
**************************************************************
Downstairs in the Lounge, Shirley was staring at the television screen, open-
mouthed. Beside her was Susan Lewis, who was equally gaping at the screen.
"They're putting that on television?!" Susan cried. "Oh the humanity!"
"Humanity?!" Lucy Knight demanded. "Sobriki and Freddy are more humane
that!"
Shirley nodded in agreement. "Tell you what." She replied evenly. "I'm leaving.
I just need to pack."
"You got a watch?" Susan asked, pointedly.
"Yeah." Lucy answered.
"Time me." Susan shot out as she ran from the room.
Jack blinked. "Well tha' was entertainin'." He spoke up. "Can we rewind i' and
wa'ch i' again? Maybe slower?"
Lucy stared at him as if he came from the moon. "NO!" She snapped. "I LIKE
Dr. Romano! He and Elizabeth tried to save my life and he was nice to me when
I was a med student. Now get looking and see if there's anything to steal around
here."
"Do you think they 'ave rum?" Jack questioned with a sideways glance.
"I doubt it." Carter answered, leaving the room. "Not many people here drink it."
He paused. "Then again, you could just ask Abby. She may have some around."
Lucy raised an eyebrow. "I think that was a crack." She remarked, as soon as
Carter was gone.
"Where's Abby?" Jack went on, completely missing the point. **Let's face it, the
only thing he heard was that someone may have some rum around.**
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Meanwhile, upstairs on the surgical floor, Anspaugh was pinned to the wall by a
series of daggers and knives. Freddy was breaking in the chainsaw by slicing up
gurneys nearby, and Cassi and Romano were using Fat Butt as a human dart board,
as they threw scalpels at him. **We'll add that our aim was not at its best this day
so we keep missing him.....sort'a.**
"Ten Blade." Romano ordered, holding his hand out.
Cassi handed him the ten inch hunting knife.
"I mean the SCALPEL!" He corrected.
"Oh right." Cassi replied, picking up the right one. "You mean the 'Medium Sized
Sissy Knife.'"
Romano turned to look at her. "You created the Cat, didn't you?" He retorted,
flatly.
"What was your first guess?" Cassi asked with a grin. **Casey "The Cat" has her
own pattented names for surgical equipment**
Romano sighed and threw the scalpel with ease. It hit Anspaugh in his arm, just
barely slicing through the skin.
"Nice shot!" Cassi cried as Anspaugh barely contained his scream. "Anyone ever
tell you you're good with a scalpel?"
"Well yes, but not quite the same way." Romano admitted. "I think I would have lost
my medical license if I had done it this way."
Freddy stared at him aghast, turning off the chainsaw for a second. "You actually
HAVE a medical license?!" He cried in shock. "How?! Wait, don't tell me, you
killed for it, right?"
"No." Replied Robert with a perfectly straight face. "I never killed anyone for it. I
hired a hitman."
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Cassi snickered. "How's the chainsaw, Fred?"
Freddy gave his usual evil grin. "I think it's ready to go." He answered, eagerly.
"Hey!" Romano cut in, moving between Anspaugh and Freddy. "I can't let you do
this, it's not right."
Anspaugh was now staring at Romano in almost relief. Relief that did NOT last long.
"I think it's only fair that I get to take the first shot." Robert insisted, holding
out his hand. "He's made my life miserable ever since the arm-chop."
Freddy grumbled, doing the Wolvie Pout, and looked at Cassi for some sign of
intervention.
"Sorry Fred, he's right." Cassi told him. "Rob gets to take the first shot....now hand
over the chainsaw."
Romano grinned triumphantly at Freddy as if they were two first graders on the play-
ground and one was in trouble.
"That's not fair!" Freddy spat out, sounding very much like a firstgrader.
"Yes it is." Cassi dead-panned. "However, I'll make it up to you. You can go kill
Son of Sam downstairs in the ER."
"Son of Sam?!" Freddy asked, doubtfully.
"Blonde nurse." Romano explained. "She has an obnoxious brat that hangs around
the ER, getting in the way and bothering Luka's clone. He's a pain in the ass."
Freddy grinned. "A child? I get to kill a CHILD?!" He cried, eagerly.
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!! I GET TO KILL A CHILD!!! WHOOPPEEEEE!!!!"
"Eh.....you can go now." Cassi spoke up, staring at him as if he were suddenly
normal or something.
As Freddy skipped off down the hall celebrating, Romano and Cassi exchanged a
glance.
"Nutcase." Robert muttered under his breath.
"Oh yeah." Cassi agreed. "So...." She went on, turning back to the big fat guy
pinned to the wall. "Light meat or dark?"
Romano turned with an evil glare. "I say we take the left arm first." He replied with
a smirk.
"How original." Cassi retorted.
Down the hallway, where Murdoc and Ryan were with Silver and Emmy, setting up
a few mines, they heard the loud hysterical screaming.
"Ouch, that sounds like it hurt." Silver spoke up.
Murdoc grinned. "I would figure it did." He answered, smirking. "Almost brings
back memories."
"Forget the memories and take this to the OR." Ryan ordered, holding out a vomit
basin full of homemade C4.
Murdoc smiled. "Right away sir." He remarked, taking the basin. "Who's coming
with?"
Emmy grinned. "That would be me!" She called racing after him, leaving Silver with
Ryan and the land mines.
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End part four!!! I finally finished a section.....cool huh? Um, about the next section....
uh...yeah, I'm getting there.
For now, please review and give me more motivation......
And of course the responses to the reviewers......
Kekelina! Welcome back....Haven't seen you in a while. Kerry said WHAT?! Ewww,
Rob wouldn't do that. He would have left the money to Lizzie....or us. Who tampered
the Will? More mayhem to come! Don't worry about it!
SilverNcold: What can we say? Pippin was more cute. And about Pratt, well, no one
on our set really knows how to be subtle. In fact, that was about as subtle as we get.
gruffalocrumble: New reviewer! Cool! Glad to hear you're enjoying our insanity.
Keep coming back because you ain't seen nothin yet!
Huinesoron: *grins* We like bladed weapons. Bladed weapons are fun. We got a
bit bored just shooting people.
Deb!!! We love you and I got your comments! I haven't been writing much for a
while. I lost a cat and I've been pretty busy, but I'm working on it. Hope this chapter
tops the last!
Becca: Laziness must be catching.....everyone has it lately. Next chap =more Freddy
fun!
TrueRedFan: I've read your fics. Lots of Romano....not bad. I disagreed with a
couple things in some, but overall, you're pretty good! Glad to hear you're enjoying
this one, rest assured, the fun is NOT over. Elizabeth is coming back eventually.
Dr Carby: *snicker* Um yeah, big mass-murder....massacres.....been there, done
that, and probably bought the t-shirt.....or I would have if they'd had one. *yawn*
kill people....*sigh* Nothing like good old fashioned violence to brighten up
one's day.
And I think that's all of them. Give me more reviews, love ya lots, and I'll try to get
the next chapter out faster than this one.
--Cassi
I continue to get good reviews and encouragement, I'm happy.....like I really need
encouragment to kill people I don't like. [considers it] No, I really don't....but I do
need it to type it out, so everybody's happy now.
We left off with......Shirley about to watch Romano-pancake and upstairs, Deb
and Romano just got rid of Edson.....thank God. What a little Weasle. I've been
watching reruns of ER that we have on tape.....all the good Romano-episodes.
I've gotten to hate Edson all over again. So....the story at hand. Edson became
a bloody mess, and Romano ran off to find Cassi, while Deb waits for Dorsett to
wake up so she can finish her fun. No fun killing knocked out people. Just takes
the sport out of it.
So, without much further delay.....
**************************************************************
CHAPTER FOUR: "THE COUNTY GENERAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE"
************************************************************
--We have to back up a ways for this, so Cassi is just catching up to Freddy,
who has of course found Fat Butt and is having a great time torturing him--
It was an interesting picture to view. Freddy Krueger had Donald "Fat Butt"
Anspaugh pinned against the wall, his gloved hand poised to strike. Seated on
a counter, eating popcorn, were Becca, Emmy, Silver, and Mid. They paused
between bites of popcorn to cheer Freddy on.
"I don't see why Jason couldn't come." Silver complained. "It just isn't the same
without him."
"Only because you can't try to blow him up." Becca reminded her.
Emmy was seated on the edge of the counter with a flamethrower strapped to her
back. She was waiting for Murdoc and Ryan, who had gone to Murdoc's car to
get some extra supplies. They had promised to take her to blow things up.
"Hey Freddy!" Mid called out. "Poke him in the gut! I wanna see how close he is
to delievery."
The others snorted popcorn, trying to keep from laughing. "Yeah, ask him when
the triplets are due!" Silver cried, throwing popcorn at them.
Freddy snickered slashing a lengthy cut down the doctor's arm. "You heard them,
Fatty. When ARE the triplets due?" He asked, slyly.
Anspaugh did not reply. He only glared.
"Just kill him!" Emmy called. "You can tell Cassi it was an accident!"
"Cassi wouldn't believe that for a second." Cassi remarked, flatly as she
approached. "Shame on you, Emmy."
"Are you sure I can't just kill him a little?" Freddy asked, tracing a claw across
Anspaugh's throat.
Cassi gave him a flat look. "And how do you 'just kill someone a little?'" She
retorted.
Freddy shrugged. "Trade secrets?" He responded.
Emmy looked around. "Can I go find Murdoc and Ryan?" She asked. "We were
gonna blow stuff up."
"Yeah sure." Cassi answered, not turning. "Fat Butt and us have some things to
discuss."
Silver grinned. "I have some land mines if you want." She suggested, helpfully.
Cassi grinned, and pulled a meat cleaver out of a bag. "Don't worry, I have my
own plans in mind." She answered, matter-of-factly.
"That's too small." Freddy quipped.
"Any suggestions?" Cassi asked, raising an eyebrow.
"How about this?" Murdoc put in as he approached, carrying a bag, and
holding out a chainsaw. "Is this big enough?"
Cassi eyed the chainsaw then looked down at her meat cleaver. "Okay, that'll
work." She replied, throwing the meat cleaver away, and taking the chainsaw.
"You guys just go play somewheres."
"No problem." Murdoc answered, pulling out a grenade launcher. "Coming,
darling?" He asked Emmy.
"Ooo, me too!" Silver cried, excitedly. "I have land mines!"
"Oh good." Murdoc answered as they followed him to the stairs, where Ryan
was watching Deb torture the now awake and screaming Dr. Dorsett. "Hey Ryan!"
He called out. "Silver has mines! We don't have to make another trip!"
As the group left, Becca and Mid went skipping down the hall with a couple of
frying pans. "Time to play." Mid sang out. "Where do you think is a good spot
to find fleeing masses?"
"We could try the ER." Becca spoke up. "That is if they haven't killed everyone
there yet.....and we could find what Captain Jack's doing. Probably a little less
violent than watching Freddy and Cassi play 'County General Chainsaw
Massacre'."
Mid made a face. "Ew." She responded. "Good point. Let's go."
Romano stopped as he heard this. "Where is the massacre taking place?" He
asked, eagerly. "I wanna help."
"That way." Becca replied, pointing. "Follow the screams and the chainsaw
noise."
"You can't miss it." Mid added, as they took off.
Romano gave an evil grin as he heard the chainsaw fire up. "Oh this is gonna
be fun." He said to himself as he took off toward the noise.
**************************************************************
Feb. 21 2004
AN: a few weeks later//....we were forced to have to get a new computer. All the
stories and spoofs were trasnfered over to this one, but we had to change fonts
and stuff.....now all is almost normal and I still don't feel like typing in this. I will
try to over come writers Block as soon as possible.--Cassi
**************************************************************
FUN FACT: In Sarasota, FL, it is illeagal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swim suit. **So strip naked and you can get away with it.**
FUN FACT 2: In Kentucky, it is illegal to transport an icecream cone in your
pocket. **Oh darn, we'll have to find some other way to eat it.**
FUN FACT 3: In New Mexico, famales are forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
**This means they don't get much bearded women here....too bad that law doesn't
apply for the Riders of Rohan**
**************************************************************
Downstairs in the Lounge, Shirley was staring at the television screen, open-
mouthed. Beside her was Susan Lewis, who was equally gaping at the screen.
"They're putting that on television?!" Susan cried. "Oh the humanity!"
"Humanity?!" Lucy Knight demanded. "Sobriki and Freddy are more humane
that!"
Shirley nodded in agreement. "Tell you what." She replied evenly. "I'm leaving.
I just need to pack."
"You got a watch?" Susan asked, pointedly.
"Yeah." Lucy answered.
"Time me." Susan shot out as she ran from the room.
Jack blinked. "Well tha' was entertainin'." He spoke up. "Can we rewind i' and
wa'ch i' again? Maybe slower?"
Lucy stared at him as if he came from the moon. "NO!" She snapped. "I LIKE
Dr. Romano! He and Elizabeth tried to save my life and he was nice to me when
I was a med student. Now get looking and see if there's anything to steal around
here."
"Do you think they 'ave rum?" Jack questioned with a sideways glance.
"I doubt it." Carter answered, leaving the room. "Not many people here drink it."
He paused. "Then again, you could just ask Abby. She may have some around."
Lucy raised an eyebrow. "I think that was a crack." She remarked, as soon as
Carter was gone.
"Where's Abby?" Jack went on, completely missing the point. **Let's face it, the
only thing he heard was that someone may have some rum around.**
*****************************************************************
Meanwhile, upstairs on the surgical floor, Anspaugh was pinned to the wall by a
series of daggers and knives. Freddy was breaking in the chainsaw by slicing up
gurneys nearby, and Cassi and Romano were using Fat Butt as a human dart board,
as they threw scalpels at him. **We'll add that our aim was not at its best this day
so we keep missing him.....sort'a.**
"Ten Blade." Romano ordered, holding his hand out.
Cassi handed him the ten inch hunting knife.
"I mean the SCALPEL!" He corrected.
"Oh right." Cassi replied, picking up the right one. "You mean the 'Medium Sized
Sissy Knife.'"
Romano turned to look at her. "You created the Cat, didn't you?" He retorted,
flatly.
"What was your first guess?" Cassi asked with a grin. **Casey "The Cat" has her
own pattented names for surgical equipment**
Romano sighed and threw the scalpel with ease. It hit Anspaugh in his arm, just
barely slicing through the skin.
"Nice shot!" Cassi cried as Anspaugh barely contained his scream. "Anyone ever
tell you you're good with a scalpel?"
"Well yes, but not quite the same way." Romano admitted. "I think I would have lost
my medical license if I had done it this way."
Freddy stared at him aghast, turning off the chainsaw for a second. "You actually
HAVE a medical license?!" He cried in shock. "How?! Wait, don't tell me, you
killed for it, right?"
"No." Replied Robert with a perfectly straight face. "I never killed anyone for it. I
hired a hitman."
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Cassi snickered. "How's the chainsaw, Fred?"
Freddy gave his usual evil grin. "I think it's ready to go." He answered, eagerly.
"Hey!" Romano cut in, moving between Anspaugh and Freddy. "I can't let you do
this, it's not right."
Anspaugh was now staring at Romano in almost relief. Relief that did NOT last long.
"I think it's only fair that I get to take the first shot." Robert insisted, holding
out his hand. "He's made my life miserable ever since the arm-chop."
Freddy grumbled, doing the Wolvie Pout, and looked at Cassi for some sign of
intervention.
"Sorry Fred, he's right." Cassi told him. "Rob gets to take the first shot....now hand
over the chainsaw."
Romano grinned triumphantly at Freddy as if they were two first graders on the play-
ground and one was in trouble.
"That's not fair!" Freddy spat out, sounding very much like a firstgrader.
"Yes it is." Cassi dead-panned. "However, I'll make it up to you. You can go kill
Son of Sam downstairs in the ER."
"Son of Sam?!" Freddy asked, doubtfully.
"Blonde nurse." Romano explained. "She has an obnoxious brat that hangs around
the ER, getting in the way and bothering Luka's clone. He's a pain in the ass."
Freddy grinned. "A child? I get to kill a CHILD?!" He cried, eagerly.
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!! I GET TO KILL A CHILD!!! WHOOPPEEEEE!!!!"
"Eh.....you can go now." Cassi spoke up, staring at him as if he were suddenly
normal or something.
As Freddy skipped off down the hall celebrating, Romano and Cassi exchanged a
glance.
"Nutcase." Robert muttered under his breath.
"Oh yeah." Cassi agreed. "So...." She went on, turning back to the big fat guy
pinned to the wall. "Light meat or dark?"
Romano turned with an evil glare. "I say we take the left arm first." He replied with
a smirk.
"How original." Cassi retorted.
Down the hallway, where Murdoc and Ryan were with Silver and Emmy, setting up
a few mines, they heard the loud hysterical screaming.
"Ouch, that sounds like it hurt." Silver spoke up.
Murdoc grinned. "I would figure it did." He answered, smirking. "Almost brings
back memories."
"Forget the memories and take this to the OR." Ryan ordered, holding out a vomit
basin full of homemade C4.
Murdoc smiled. "Right away sir." He remarked, taking the basin. "Who's coming
with?"
Emmy grinned. "That would be me!" She called racing after him, leaving Silver with
Ryan and the land mines.
*****************************************************************
End part four!!! I finally finished a section.....cool huh? Um, about the next section....
uh...yeah, I'm getting there.
For now, please review and give me more motivation......
And of course the responses to the reviewers......
Kekelina! Welcome back....Haven't seen you in a while. Kerry said WHAT?! Ewww,
Rob wouldn't do that. He would have left the money to Lizzie....or us. Who tampered
the Will? More mayhem to come! Don't worry about it!
SilverNcold: What can we say? Pippin was more cute. And about Pratt, well, no one
on our set really knows how to be subtle. In fact, that was about as subtle as we get.
gruffalocrumble: New reviewer! Cool! Glad to hear you're enjoying our insanity.
Keep coming back because you ain't seen nothin yet!
Huinesoron: *grins* We like bladed weapons. Bladed weapons are fun. We got a
bit bored just shooting people.
Deb!!! We love you and I got your comments! I haven't been writing much for a
while. I lost a cat and I've been pretty busy, but I'm working on it. Hope this chapter
tops the last!
Becca: Laziness must be catching.....everyone has it lately. Next chap =more Freddy
fun!
TrueRedFan: I've read your fics. Lots of Romano....not bad. I disagreed with a
couple things in some, but overall, you're pretty good! Glad to hear you're enjoying
this one, rest assured, the fun is NOT over. Elizabeth is coming back eventually.
Dr Carby: *snicker* Um yeah, big mass-murder....massacres.....been there, done
that, and probably bought the t-shirt.....or I would have if they'd had one. *yawn*
kill people....*sigh* Nothing like good old fashioned violence to brighten up
one's day.
And I think that's all of them. Give me more reviews, love ya lots, and I'll try to get
the next chapter out faster than this one.
--Cassi