A/n Hey everyone! Well, here I am, bored out of my skull, listening to Evanescence,

(they rock!) trying to train the computer to malfunction. Well, obviously it hasn't

worked and I am stuck with you lot. Can you believe it? I am extremely tired even

though it is 11:42 in the morning and actually had a great night's sleep last night. Oh

well. Thank you to the people who reviewed I am very surprised that they did as my

story isn't great, or even good.

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen titans or Yu-Gi-Oh.... (

*actions*

"speech"

'thoughts'

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"Taste!" said Starfire. She had cooked a cake; it was a very dodgy shade of khaki. She

was trying to get Marik to eat some of her cake, but he was looking at it as if to say,

'You're gonna try to make me eat that. Good luck....'

"This is punishment? You refuse to eat my treat?" tears welled up in Starfire's eyes.

"On my planet refusing to eat something that a friend has made especially means you

dislike that person so much that..."

"Whatever I'll try your cake." Marik said with disgust on his face.

"That is nice, I will cut you some." Starfire put some cake on a plate and handed it to

him. Marik stared at it for a couple of seconds and grimaced. He raised it to his

mouth and took a bite. His face looked as if Starfire had killed something in front of

him. He swallowed and rushed outside. Raven followed him and he was throwing up

in the sea. Once the noise had stopped, apart from retching coughs, she said

bemusedly "Now you know never to eat something of Starfire's, whether it looks

good or not."

"It looked disgusting; I just ate it to make her stop crying." He wiped his mouth,

though he shouldn't have bothered because he started off again. Raven looked at him,

on his knees, in a crouched position, and she felt herself blushing. She turned and

walked away. Inside the Titans Tower, she heard laughter from upstairs and walked

up to see who was laughing. In the Game room she saw Joey laughing his head off at

something outside. She already knew what he was laughing at but she decided to ask

anyway.

"What on earth are you laughing about?"

Joey could hardly speak. "Marik......his

face.....muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

"Don't you feel sorry for him?"

"Hell no!"

Raven left the room, and went to hers, only to find Ishizu looking round it, not

touching anything, but just being in there was bad enough. Raven swallowed her

anger before something exploded, and anyway, Ishizu was only a guest, so it was

wrong to shout at her if she didn't know where she was.

"Umm, Ishizu..."

Ishizu turned. "Oh hello Raven. Is this your room? It's very mysterious. I know what

you're going to tell me, you are going to say these words exactly: Ishizu, I know

you're only a guest, but if you are going to be staying for a while, you should know

that nobody is allowed in my room."

Raven raised an eyebrow.

"So you can tell the future. A common gift where I am from, though not one I

possess. My Father can tell the future, however if I were him I would use it for good

and not for evil."

Raven took the book she wanted from the shelf, she picked up a pen and left her

room. Ishizu followed her, and closed her door behind her, and went to the spare room

where she and her friends slept. Marik was already there, lying on his bed all

hunched up.

"Brother, are you awake?"

"Almost. What time is it?"

"5:00pm. I have been informed that you can go everywhere except the dark one's

room. Her room is....dark and mysterious...if not a little creepy."

"She annoys me. In fact both the clueless one and the dark one annoy me."

"The clueless one? The Tamaranian? I like her. She is amusing."

"She almost killed me. The robot says I have food poisoning."

"And how, pray tell did you get food poisoning?" asked Ishizu, walking over to him.

She was sick of talking to the back of his head. "And, if this is true, why aren't you in

hospital?"

Marik looked pale, which was unusual, as he had tanned skin naturally. He didn't

reply. He had fallen asleep.

Ishizu went to the Games room. She found Cyborg and Beast boy playing games and

trash talking.

"Excuse me Cyborg, what did you tell my brother?"

"Look li'l lady it's gonna have to wait and this is the life or death round."

"Isn't there some way you can pause the game?"

On his joystick, Beast boy pressed the start button and the pause screen came up.

"Hey bro watcha do that for?" Cyborg yelled at BB.

"Err, dude?"

Cyborg turned. Ishizu was tapping her foot on the ground impatiently.

"What did you do to my brother?"

"Oh, Marik? My sensors picked up something. Starfire's fault. Go yell at her."

'Well Starfire, I think you've got some explaining to do' thought Ishizu as she

stormed to Starfire's room...

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Ok so not very funny I know. You don't have to review, but if you want to, then go

ahead! ^-^