Quote taken from the bottom of someone's message on the "Superhero Hype"...Sven
reads this stuff, not me. I just liked this quote that seems to go with this story.
"Within each of us, ofttimes, there dwells a mighty and raging fury." [And the writers
of ER just let ours out]
Chapter Seven......Cassi reads reviews.....[glares] reads again. AAAAAAARRRRGGGGG!
I'M GOING TO KILL HER MYSELF!!!! WHERE IS THAT [insert bad words here] YOU'RE
TELLING ME SHE CAN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO HIS MEMORIAL, BUT SHE'S ALL
WILLING TO SPEND THAT SWELL MONEY?!??! I was wrong when I said Romano's
momorial was the last straw. THAT was the last straw!!! You have my word that Weaver
will die.....lots of times, and lots of ways! You know I actually felt sorry for her when they
killed off Sandy....but now.....KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL......
Ahem...I would like to thank Kathy for her opinion in church this morning. That it should
have been Weaver that was crushed instead of Romano....and Kathy isn't even a Romano
fan. She says the show sucks and she doesn't believe ER will last another season,
because this one is flopping miserably. THANK YOU KATHY FOR YOUR
MOTIVATION....and Kathy has been watching the series since Season One. What does
this tell you?
I would also like to announce that I finally got my hair dyed recently....so the skunk-
stripe has returned. Very nicely. The joys of bleach. Anyhow, we now return you to
the carnage we are continuing to unleash on the place Romano has here-by dubbed
"Hell on Earth."
WARNING: Cassi has vile temper....and in the company of people who are already
pretty much psychotic, thanks to the writers of ER, we are dangerous. They're all
going down!!!
CHAPTER SEVEN: "DEATH TO THE NAZI DYKE!"
Up on the Surgical floor, three psychotic insane people faced off two surgeons that had
just been brought back to life. Elizabeth grinned, as Dorset's lab-coat smoldered.
Surprised, he quickly shook it off and threw it to the floor, where it burst into flames.
"That is so HOT!" Romano retorted behind her. "Do it again, Lizzie! Set his pants on
fire!"
"Oh yeah, that one would be just right for him!" Cassi agreed. "Burn it off! It's where
his brain is anyway!"
"Elizabeth, stop!" Edson yelled. "Would it help if I said I was sorry for all those cracks
about you?!"
Her gaze turned to the Weasle. "No, not really, but go ahead." She replied, sweetly, as
she set his lab coat on fire as well.
Edson, not as fast as Dorset, in getting the buring material off, ended up with several
serious burns on his arm. Both surgeons looked at each other and backed up again.
"Okay, I'll never hit on you again! I SWEAR!" Dorset yelled, now against the wall.
Romano shook his head. "He's lying, Lizzie." He cut in. "Fry him!"
"Hey, you peoples may wanna take a look at this!" Sven interrupted, handing Cassi a
sheet of paper. "We just got this one in."
Cassi frowned and read the paper, and she suddenly took on a disgusted glare. "Where
is that Dyke?" She demanded. "I'm going to KILL HER MYSELF!!!"
"What is it?" Romano asked, snatching the paper.
Elizabeth turned away from frying schmucks long enough to see the look on Romano's
face turn cold. "What?"
Romano handed her the sheet of paper. "How's about we kill Weaver now?" He
remarked, heading toward the stairs, not caring about the blood that was still all over
the place.
Elizabeth read the paper and glared. "I KNEW I should have finished her off when I
had the chance." She muttered. "Let's go."
"Congradulations, boys." Cassi told the two panicked surgeons. "You get to live a bit
longer." She pulled out her Really Big Gun and headed after Romano, who was already
joined by Elizabeth.
Edson and Dorset exchanged a glance and breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, their
relief was short lived, as Sven was now standing in front of them, holding Jason's
machete. "I'll give you both one head start." She told them with a grin.
The two stared at one another before they both took off in separate directions.
Sven grinned. "Here Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck! Where are you!?" She sang out.
"Are you under the desk......no, you're not under the desk......"
FUN FACT: The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off......[unless you're Weaver,
then you rip men's heads off just because you can] (or you trash them at their job so
no one will listen to them and they have no authority over the other doctors at all)....
What? I said I was obsessive. What more do you want?
FUN FACT: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is allowed to kill her adulterous husband...
but she is only allowed to do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, however,
can be killed in any way desired. [you know if that worked with boyfriends, Chen would
have it made....does anyone but us think that Pratt was an ass for hitting on all those
women after Chen left for China?...because her parents were in an accident? How cruel
is that?]
Meanwhile, in the ER, Deb and Amanda had decided to share the task of killing Sam.
Deb had Freddy's left glove, and Amanda was holding two of Murdoc's Assassination
Knives, and with Sam pinned to a wall, they were sharing the task of multilating her.
"You start at the bottom, I get the top, and we see what kills her first." Amanda
suggested, with an evil grin.
"Deal." Deb replied.
Behind them, Freddy was having the time of his life with "Son of Sam", by drawing the
torture out as much as possible.
"Is there a reason as to why you're doing this?" Kovac's clone asked Freddy. "Come on,
what did the kid do?"
"He was here." Freddy explained, slashing the throat of the Kovac Clone. "Now stay
out of it."
"A lesson well learned." Deb commented, eyeing the corpse. "You'd think his clone
would be more smarter."
"Crying shame." Amanda mused, making a lengthy sized slash in Sam's torso.
"This is so fun it's freaky." Deb cried in glee.
"The joys of psychotic insanity." Freddy replied, driving his claw into the boy's leg.
Behind the group, Cassi, Romano and Elizabeth stopped to check out their work. "Nice."
Romano commented. "Needs more red though."
"Working on it." Freddy answered.
"Thought you guys were busy torching the OR." Deb remarked, frowning.
"We decided to chase Dorset and Edson instead of blowing the hospital up." Cassi
informed them.
"They dead already?" Amanda asked, confused.
"No." Elizabeth answered, flatly. "Sven gave us a review that said Weaver was all
bragging about spending Robert's money after he was dead.....so we decided to kill her
instead."
Deb frowned. "She didn't come to the memorial, but wants to spend his money?!" She
asked in shock. "That [beep]!"
"Yeah, that's pretty much what we said." Romano retorted, with a glare. "And for the
record, I would NEVER leave her a red cent, unless I was a raving lunatic....and even then
I'm not sure I would." [are you taking notes, ER writers?]
"We think someone in the ER writers tampered the Will." Cassi muttered. "We all know
he'd leave it all to Lizzie."
Elizabeth turned to look at Robert sharply.
"No comment." Romano remarked, looking at the ceiling.
"No offense, but I'd rather not get it that way." Elizabeth told him, bluntly. "I have other
ways I'd take all your money."
"Thanks....I think." He replied under his breath.
"So....you guys seen Weaver anywhere around here?" Cassi asked, changing the
subject.
"She was here earlier, and I have no clue where she went." Freddy informed them.
"Don't look at me, I just got here a while ago." Replied Amanda.
Deb shook her head. "Didn't see her when I came down." She added. "You may ask
your security guards."
The group sighed and left the murdering trio. "So now where do we go?" Elizabeth
asked, pointedly.
"Who are you looking for?" Haldir interrupted from where he was shooting arrows
at a med student's charred corpse, with Pippin, Merry, and Julian.
"Nazi Dyke." Cassi answered. "Seen her? We REALLY have to kill her now."
Haldir raised an eyebrow. "What did she do this time?"
"You don't wanna know." Romano told him, flatly. "Have you seen her?"
"You broke her wrist, and her jaw." Pippin piped up. "I think she was going to get a
cast on her wrist.....or something."
Romano brightened. "She broke something? That's nice....I mean, how terrible." He
mused, with a smile. "This way."
"Well at least she's in pain now." Elizabeth pointed out.
"Wait." Cassi informed them. "You forget that nobody in this show is immune to torture.
She's getting too happy with her life. That's dangerous here."
Romano turned sharply. "Are you saying they're killing her off next?" He demanded,
looking hopeful.
"Sorry, but no." Cassi answered, looking disappointed.
Romano and Elizabeth shook their heads and exchanged a 'Wolvie Pout'. "Bummer."
Romano muttered under his breath.
"But they are torturing her." Cassi replied, making their looks brighten a bit. "She gets
a lovely little baby boy, that Sandy has--"
"I pity him already." Elizabeth retorted with a smirk.
"And then Sandy dies in a fire and her family takes the baby." Cassi finished with a grin.
"Up until that last bit of news, I actually felt sorry for her.....but now....." She glared.
Romano shook his head. "Looks like we're getting out just in time." He remarked, giving
a disgusted look. "So what's next?"
Cassi shrugged. "Carter came back from the Congo with a pregnant girlfriend, and he's
getting happy too." She told him, honestly. "They'll probably kill her off next....or she'll
have a miscarriage, or any number of things."
Elizabeth shook her head. "That explains what happened to Mahk." She said softly.
"So why'd they do Robert in?"
"Cassi already told me that one." Romano informed her. "You're better off not
knowing."
"Is it as bad as the reason for the first accident?" Asked Elizabeth. The writers were
sitting around and asked, "Why don't we just cut his arm off?"....and people call US
insane.
"Pretty much." Cassi answered. "If we tell you, you'll get upset again."
"I'll tell you some other time.....when you're not as upset." Romano assured her.
Elizabeth nodded. "You know, when you think about it, leaving Kerry here is really the
worst possible thing we can ever do to her." She mused.
"True." Romano agreed. "However, it's also fun to just kill her too."
"Definitely." Cassi replied, evenly. "So of course we can't disappoint the fans, can we?"
"No, we can't do that." Answered Elizabeth. "They've given wonderful reviews all this
time. How can we not do things just for them?" All the fans say "AMEN!"
FUN FACT: Those who live by the sword.......get shot by those who don't. [So let that
be a lesson to you, Zorro!]
RANDOM INSANITY BIT #567,847,364,213,153,249,890...and a half.
In Sven's book, "Jack the Ripper, First American Serial Killer" [pause....again, you really
don't wanna know] The book goes into a three page discription of exactly what was
done to the victim in detail.....adding that most of it was done after her throat was slit.
At the end of these three pages of detailed torture, the book goes on to add that "These
wounds could not have been self inflicted." What in heaven's name was that guy on
when he made this report? We REALLY thought she'd slit her own throat, nearly
severing her head, and then did all that mutilation to her own dead body.....See? Even
in World History, they needed those Yellow Signs just as bad as they do today.
To add to this, they had another one that was just as badly mutilated, in which the
police surgeon had to go in to "Verify that the victim was dead." [because there may be
a chance that mutilated corpse might be still alive] After he looked in to see the body was
undoubtably dead, he then turned around and pinned the yellow sign to the cop's chest,
and walked off, muttering that the police were idiots. --but that last bit wasn't in the book,
we just figured it should have been--
--I wonder if they were distant relations to the current flock of Med Students in ER--
Makes you wonder, don't it? We now return you to our spoof in progress......
Over near the charred med students, Haldir, Pippin, Merry and Julian had grown tired
of shooting arrows at dead bodies for target practice. They were now laying on the main
desk trying to figure out what to do next, while Frank tried to sort out his paperwork from
under them.
"Maybe we could shoot live people with arrows." Haldir suggested.
"There ain't enough living people to shoot at." Merry informed him bluntly. "Corday
fried all the Med Students, and the others ran off."
"I'm an Assistant." Pippin spoke up. "I can snap my fingers and bring them back for us."
"I'm an Assistant, too, but even that wouldn't be much of a challenge." Haldir replied,
with a yawn.
Pippin grinned. "There's four of us." He remarked with a sly grin.
"NO WAY!" Merry retorted with a glare. "I'm never playing that game again!"
"My realitives INVENTED that game." Julian put in. "I know better than to actually
play it."
Pippin's lower lip stuck out, then he looked over at Frank.
"Don't even look at me." Frank retorted. "I know what that game is about. I ain't
touchin' it."
Pippin's lip stuck out further and he crossed his arms, staring at the ceiling from where
he was laying across the front of the Main Desk. "So what do YOU wanna do?" He
asked the others with a trace of sarcasm. "I'm gettin' bored."
Julian frowned, considering this. "I'm still a Shadowman." He informed them. "There
must be a billion things in the Shadow World we can bring here."
"If that Jumanji Game is any hint of it, I'll stay away from that." Frank grumbled.
Pippin gave an interested grin. "Like what do you have in mind?" He asked.
Julian shrugged. "Let's see....amusment park rides, dark elves, demon rats, big ugly
monsters, aliens, pretty much anything you can dream up for a nightmare, it's there."
He told them.
"Sounds like my kind of PARTY!" Freddy cut in, as he approached.
"Thought you were killin' a kid." Pippin remarked, staring.
Freddy shrugged. "Kid has only so much blood you can shed before he passes out,
and is no more any fun to torture." He answered, matter of factly. "I finished him off
and went looking for more fun. I believe Amanda and Deb aren't far behind me. That
Sam lady is pretty much wasted." He grinned as he changed back to his normal form.
"So what's up for next?"
Julian gave a sly grin. "First we have to bring all the med students back." He informed
them. "Then......instead of US playing a game.....THEY play the game, and WE get
to control the nightmares inside the game." He looked at the others. "Are you game?"
Haldir grinned. "Not bad." He replied, thoughtfully. "We'll have to get Cassi, Romano,
Elizabeth, Deb, Sven, and Amanda too. Then we have a full team of tormentors."
Freddy gave an eager sinister grin. "And then we can get ALL the people left in the
hospital.....that we'll have to bring back.....and use them as well. Weaver, Dorsett...."
"Edson.....Pratt.....Anspaugh....." Deb chimed in, as she and Amanda approached.
Amanda smiled. "And we can bring SAM back and kill her AGAIN!!!" She cried, eagerly.
Haldir frowned. "Where did Sparrow, Lucy, and the Evil Four go?"
"Not to mention Ryan, Murdoc, Ardeth, Carter, and Kovac." Pippin continued.
End Section Seven
A/N: I apologise to the fans and readers of this story. Everything before this was written
about two and a half months ago. I haven't been on the computer to type in a LONG time,
as Sven has been busy with it.....so since she's asleep because she had to go to the vet
this morning, I decided to come and type.....besides, I had to watch "Freefall" to take notes
for the Lockdown Conspiracy, and I then had this urge to torture and kill people.
For those who desperately want Weaver to get her dessert, don't worry. It turns out that
she will be sued, and The Cat and The Ghost have enough on her to bring her up on
murder charges and take the Alderman down with her.....remember, they wired that entire
hospital during the Lockdown......you'd be surprised what got caught on camera.
Right anyway, I'll end this section here and let you give us a few reviews, and of course
try to get started on the next chap. Thankyou for your patience.
Reviewer responses......(I love these)
webster82: I hope we make up for the disgusting cruelty of Weaver in this. Just wait, we're
not finished yet. (grin)
DEB!!! Well, you finally got to finish killing Sam.....then we're going to bring her back
again.....for more fun. Ever get the feeling we're caught in a rutt?
Becca: Um, we just watched Inuasha so far. We're getting to the others. I did finish off
the other two vids that didn't make it to the last box though. Did you watch Freddy and
Jason yet?
Amanda: More killing to come....and I'm almost ready to start Titanic...just a few more
things to research first. We have to be able to point out every little mistake. There was
already a curse on the ship. It was in one of my Ghost Stories books. details later!!
Phantom of the Basement: I was on your page.....I notice it says "The Cordano Love
Lounge" under homepage. Lauren, is that you?! You know, you should just continue
to update the page with all the fanfic from the Rocket Sactuary. Screw the show, they're
already axing Lizzie. Besides, they're all clones anyhow....and Sven and I are writting a
big one that seems to fit in with everything that's happened on that stupid show. And in
our version, Romano wasn't dead. He was in shock and a little worse for wear, but he
was alive at a hidden compound under protective custody. The show was wrong. We
can just say Romano and Lizzie got married and lived happily ever after.....as soon as they
got themselves as far as possible from County General and the EVIL HELICOPTER
CURSE!!!!
Phantom of the Basement pt 2: Just give us the names of the hitmen and what they're
doing. (grin)
All for now.....I'll get the next section up ASAP!