Finnally!! OH no don't get too excited we're still here, in Museania, or Cheyanne Mountain, or Stargate Command, or this reality, but apparently the writer writing this decided a shutdown of all electricity would be so much fun and with no backup (you really are warped whoever you are) I had no way of keeping a review of what's been going on.

Not much to report, seeing as all systems were down we still haven't been able to make a trip through the Stargate, or anybody to be able to come visit us which means no good looking Kelownan's. We've had to put up with each other's company, which was fun at first, but soon we started to get under each other's feet. Still we've managed to not kill each other but I can remember where the artillery room is, yes I can. I'm actually surprised certain people haven't grabbed zat's, zatted there one and only's and made a visit to the sleeping quarters.

Ideas have boggled the mind as to what fictional stories we can put our muses through, although we have withheld this information from said muses, as we doubted any of them would be too pleased.

They started asking questions about the stories we have written and they commented on a few, although I'm still not sure if they were good or bad comments. It seems they get confused as one minute they are romantically connected to one person and then the next minute another. We are writers for goodness sake; we don't all think alike and hey at least you get to make out with everybody right?

At least people have stopped appearing, the device shut down along with everything else and now everything is working again the device stayed shut off at least for now. That and when the systems came back online so did the Stargate and we finally greeted some visitors. Baal and Osiris, and can I just say they are so CLICHÉ, although we forgive them. He is so H.O.T.T Hott and well Ted hasn't stopped drooling. I've been banished here to my laptop though so I'm missing out on all the fun.

Then again hearing how we 'would make excellent hosts' is becoming boring as hearing 'we are the Borg you will be assimilated' whenever a cube turned up on star trek. Get a new line people. The glowing eyes thing is cool though and the whole deep voice, tres cool. They are both here ALONE; no Jaffa, no weapons, no mother ship and they still think we will succumb to their evil ways. I think they are getting bored themselves. They were both caught eating blue jello. Baal was with Carter, Kara, Krusty and Felicia. Osiris and Ted were feeding each other and making goo goo eyes in a corner. Jack was shouting abuse (which I cannot repeat) from another table at the two of them, missing the fact that Krusty was making goo goo eyes from where she was sitting. It was all quite amusing to watch. Everyone else had filled up the commissary tables. Movielover, Mara and Becca were sitting with Daniel eating pie. Airforce, NG, Robyn and Jobelle were with Siler discussing how else they could incorporate and expand his character in stories. Apparently he isn't happy with such a lack of presence. Falcon, Wolvie, Roque Lynn and Thruma were testing measuring up their biceps next to Tealc. I was just about to sit myself with a nice looking bowl of blue jello when I was whisked away. Technician guy (nope still haven't found out his name) came running in said systems were fully operational and the General had ORDERED me to get writing again.

I have no idea, yet here I am. They, in the meantime are all still in the comm., even the tech guy and Hammond left me to join them. This is so unfair. Being minute's girl totally sucks.

OOH OOH bright idea. Me all alone, everyone else eating pie and jello. Lightbulb.

BRB - I'm off for a private tour by myself.