Gees I tell ya, you take one wrong turn and find yourself wandering for what seems like minutes to you and months to everyone else. Apparently that whole black hole situation affected part of the SGC. Thanks for the heads up!

I'm sure I took a left, right, north, north, south course but apparently I went left, right, north, south, east course, which landed me in a whole lotta trouble. And I tell you something else this place is bigger than we all imagined. AND they have strange things here too. I can't tell you how many ascended beings I bumped into every other turn. It's weird, it's like a huge glob of light (with a face) which you can walk through and it feels like slime sticking to you until to reach other side where you sorta pop out the other end It tends to piss them off though and I tell you for globs of light they sure can swear.

Anyways I made it back to my computer (obviously) Actually it was Osiris who found me, who has changed somewhat. She doesn't have a funny voice anymore and doesn't look like she's got a staff weapon shoved up her butt twenty four seven. But then instead of helping me back she wandered off muttering to herself. Siler happened to chance passing by me as I wandered restless as a cloud through the corridors of the SGC and led me back to the group.

As soon as I told the others about the ascended glob mob Carter, Jackson (who was muttering something about getting his memories back from one of them?) and Ted have all went to see them. Carter handed them a few weird looking guns and technician guy started tapping Ghostbusters out on the desk!

In fact there's a whole lot changed since I went walkabout. The machine must have turned itself back on because a few new people have appeared and some have disappeared. Not good!

Now I'm sitting here with an Airforce Colonel breathing down my neck (which is really annoying!) trying to covey to you the reader what's been happing here in museland. Wait there the Colonel is now muttering at me. Really Jack you should articulate better.

What do you mean you're now a General?

Hammond is where?

When did this all happen?

How long was I gone?

Sorry I will slow down.

Tell you what how about I get a cuppa and you explain a few things which will help both my own and the readers growing confusion?

TBC

Of course there will be more, I'm as interested in how the situation will be resolved as you are