This fanfic was inspired by 'Ways to Annoy Snape' by DarkNevilKitty and ideas performed from MuggleNet's 101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort

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As a long lost daughter of The Dark Lord, I was forced to go and live with him for a while. Note the key word in that sentence 'FORCED'. So while I was there I decided to cause some mischief...

Day 1:

Morning: I sat in the middle of a Death-Eaters meeting, knitting what looked like, a poor attempt of a bright green, yellow and khaki coloured jumper. 'Daddy' (he REALLY hates it when I call him that) would look over now and then at me with a discreet look of horror on his face...I think he knows that the jumper is for him, it's going to be sooo funny when I give it to him at the end of the month!!

Lunch: I followed the Death-Eaters into the dining hall, I looked around for a seat, there was one right by my 'Daddy'. I ran as fast as I could, as Wormtail was just about to sit down in that seat. I jumped and gave one of those long, dramatic 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's. I pushed Wormtail to the floor and jumped into the seat. He got up and brushed himself off, "Master" he pleaded, but 'Daddy' just ordered him away, SCORE! I poked my tongue out at him as he walked away towards the end of the table! During dinner I played the drums with my knife and fork on the table AND I began to sing, not a very pretty sound I must admit. 'Daddy' looked pretty annoyed. There was no dessert so I conjured up an ice-cream cake and offered 'Daddy' some, he just looked at me strangely, which I took for a no, and ate it ALL, but I think the Death-Eaters wanted some, hehe!

Afternoon: There was brainstorming this afternoon on ideas on how to kill Harry Potter. This time I sat at the back yawning very loudly. Then it got to a point where it got REALLY boring so I got up and started humming and dancing the Funky Chicken Dance, all the Death-Eaters turned and stared at me with looks of distinct horror on their faces, I looked at my 'Daddy' who was slowly taking out his wand, I knew straight away I had to stop, unless, I wanted to be killed, so I sat back down in my seat and he put his wand back in his robes!

Evening: I could've swore that Wormtail tried to dispose of me this evening... there was flying cutlery and chinaware flying towards me every 5 minutes, it was like a scene from Beauty and the Beast. That made me do something that I'll probably regret later this week. I went up to 'Daddy' and told him that Wormtail has a crush on him. His eyes widened with shock when I told him and I think he actually believed me (gheez, for an evil guy you'd expect him to be a little more 'on the ball'). For the rest of the evening he didn't take his eyes off Wormtail! (I'm not sure if that was because he was keeping an eye on him or that he had eyes for Wormtail, I'm just hoping it's not the second one!)

Night: Bedtime, FINALLY! All those Death-Eaters become kinda scary after a day surrounded by them, just think how scary they'll become after a whole month, I'm shuddering here, I'm sure I'll find a way to make them seem less scary! I looked over at my evil plan's for the next month, I won't be surprised if I'm dead by the end of the week. At midnight I crept out of my bedroom with a Magic Marker and into 'Daddy's' bedroom. I drew Harry Potter glasses on his face, luckily he sleeps like a baby (awww) and didn't wake up! I think I might blame it on Wormatail, infact everything I do I'll blame Wormtail since my 'Daddy' believes everything I tell him...

Day 1: I've survived day 1, 30 more days to go...